Dating an Intellectual
Two young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second Mujo discussed Faba's last date:
"You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type," Faba declared.
"What's that? What's do you mean intellectual type?" Mujo asked with curiosity.
"Well, I mean I was dating a man who is very intellectual and intelligent," explained Faba to her friend.
Mujo giggles, and asked, "So, how was it?"
"First, he took me to dinner. Then he took me to a cinema movie. And then he took me out for a walk. After all that, he took me to his house. He began an intellectual conversation. And finally, he took out his penis."
"What is this word, 'penis'," Mujo asked, unfamiliar with the clinical terminology. "Oh, it is what intellectuals have. It looks like a dick, just much smaller!"
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Kerry
Teresa Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced her husband John that she's going to be on the campaign trail with him!
"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with you, and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This will send a strong message to America."
"Just what is that message, sweetheart?" gasped astonished John Kerry.
To which Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"
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