A young man went to the psychiatrist complaining that he was getting married and he was worried about the small size of his penis. The psychiatrist advised him to go and stay on a dairy farm, and every morning, dip his penis in milk and get is sucked by a calf.
Some time later, the young man met the psychiatrist in the street.
"How's the marriage going?", asked the psychiatrist. "I never got married", said the young man. "I cancelled it and bought the calf."
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Condom Saleswomen
A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons.
In the middle of the night, she felt a bit horny and crept into the room where the two brothers were sleeping and woke them up for a bout of passionate love making, She explained that the condoms were to ensure that she did not get pregnant.
The next morning she bade them farewell and started off from the farm.
Weeks passed and then one brother spoke to the other: "It has been some time now that she's gone and I don't think she'll ever get pregnant. Let's take these dam things off."
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