"Bald Parrot"
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, being a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
The next door neighbor knock on the door and explain what the Parrot has been doing. The owners of the parrot reprimand him and tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrots head.
That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor turkeys again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmer's daughters wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right". The two bald guys walk in and the parrot says, "And you two Turkey-screwing pals, up on the piano with me!!!"
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The final Exam
On the last day of his class, Professor goes over the final exam. "The exam will test your comprehension. It'll be divided into two parts: a multiple-choice exam, and an oral exam.
Mona realizes that she needs to do well on the final exam, or she won't graduate.
After class, Mona meets Professor in his office.
"Professor," she says in a sexy voice, "I don't think I'm going to pass the class and I was hoping you could help me out."
Pretty soon, Mona and the professor are making love in his office. Afterward, Mona asks, "How's my comprehension?"
"So far so good," the professors says, "but you need to come back tomorrow at noon."
"What's tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow," Professor says, "is the oral part of the final exam."