Can’t hold for a minute
A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him...
Sales girl: "Can I help you, Sir?"
Young man: "Yes, I want to buy some condoms."
Sales girl: "What size do you need, Sir?"
Young man: "I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need."
Sales girl: "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?"
As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:
"Give me a SMALL one..."
"Wait! Small won’t do give me a MEDIUM one..."
"Wait! I think he needs a LARGE one."
"Shit! First give first a TISSUE."
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Read these 10 instructions and then scroll down... no cheating!
1- Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart.
2- Form a loose grip.
3- Keep your head down.
4- Avoid a quick backswing.
5- Stay out of the water.
6- Try not to hit anyone.
7- If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8- Don't stand directly in front of others.
9- Please be quiet while others are preparing to go.
10- Don't take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
This was From a sign posted at a local golf course restroom.