A young girl and her mother were walking down a street when they passed a house with the curtains open and two people clearly having sex. The young girl says to her mother
"What are they doing mummy?"
Her mother replies
"They're making cakes sweetheart"
That night the young girl goes downstairs to get a glass of water when she opens the living room door and sees her mum and dad having sex. Remembering what her mother had previously said about this particular activity she quite happily went back to bed.
The next day she says to her mum
" I saw you and dad making cakes last night"
Shocked her mother replies
"dont be silly you must have been dreaming"
To which the young girl replies, no mom I know you were making the cake coz today morning I have just licked the icing of the sofa.
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Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously endowed. In order to settle the argument once and for all, they went to the top of the Empire State Building and unzipped their pants.
"Pretty good, huh," said Ted, whose cock was hanging down to the fifty-eighth floor.
"That's nothing. I've got you beat easy." said Joe, whose penis went down to a window just above the forty-fifth.
They both looked over at the third guy, who was moving around very strangely, jumping from one foot to the other and peering very anxiously over the edge of the observation deck.
"What the hell are you doing, Harry?" asked Ted.
Harry answered, "I'm dodging traffic!"