Bangkok,
In a native culture of Thailand, when males reach the age 18, they participate in a ceremony as follows:
They stand naked in a large circle, facing inward. A beautiful naked girl does a sexy dance in the center of the circle. Behind each male is a beautiful naked girl. As soon as all the males are excited and have erections, the girls behind them reach through between their legs, pull their erect penises downward and then release them. Their penises spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies. A measurement of strength of masculinity.
I am just gussing is that's why the capital of Thailand is called Bangkok.
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Calling Husband
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives.
Lucy said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."
Betty giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
Lorraine quietly sipped her until Betty finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?"
Lorraine frowned and said,"The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Lucy.
"Because, he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."