Your Stars and after Sex Behavior
Aries:
Okay, let's do it again!
Taurus:
I'm hungry - pass the pizza!
Gemini:
Have you seen the TV remote?
Cancer:
When are we getting married?
Leo:
Wasn't I fantastic?
Virgo:
I need to wash the sheets.
Libra:
I liked it if you liked it!
Scorpio:
Perhaps I should untie you!
Sagittarius:
Don't call me - I'll call you!
Capricorn:
Do you have a business card?
Aquarius:
Now let's try it with our clothes off.
Pisces:
What did you say your name was?
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Confession!
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you. I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean that you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
He says nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, I do."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, "Don't you dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!"