Three EXCITING STORIES
Three old gents were spreading tall tales about their most exciting experiences when they were young.
The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with a gang. of bank-robbing bandits, the others agreed it sounded pretty exciting.
The second gentleman was a retired fireman. He related a story about how a huge fire at the university, where young coeds jumped naked from their dorm windows into his arms.
The gentlemen all agreed that this sounded exciting too.
The third retiree began his story, "I was an undertaker One night I got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room. When I got there, the guy had a huge erection sticking straight up under the sheet... I knew I couldn't take him through the lobby that way, so I found an old broom handle and whacked that erection just as hard as I could."
The other old men paused and said, "So what's so exciting about that?"
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"Well," said the old guy, "I was in the wrong room!"
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The pretty young sex education teacher handed out the final test papers.
Tom got a D, Dick got a D-, Harry got an F
The three got together after class to complain about their low grades.
"That bitch!" said Tom "I can't believe she gave me a D"
"We should get even with her" said Dick "Let's grab her after school"
"Yeah" said Harry "...and kick her in the nuts!"