Golfing Gotcha!
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side.
"But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it up a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas.'"
The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it.
And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.
"What happened?" asked one of the members.
"Well, "said the pro. "l was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling "Gotcha!"
"Ouch!" said the guy "I can see why you lost that hole but how come you lost the game?"
"Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second *gotcha*?"
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Women have teeth down there
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he is 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "you have got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there is no such thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No, I am sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I am not surprised!"