Viagra for Diarrhea
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'
'Very good! And what is it used for?'
'It is used for headache.'
The second pupil said: 'Nytol'
'Excellent. And what it is used for?'
'To help you sleep.'
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'
'Johnny, what is it used for?'
'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'
'Who told you this?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'
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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
His wife yells, "That guy just had sex with me twice!"
He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he did you once?"
She answered, "Because I thought it was you until he started the second time."
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True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his Hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she us ed petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.