Deep in the forest, in a dark cave...
In a dark cave deep in the forest laid a handful of Immortal Ninjas awaiting orders from their leader who is currently somewhere in The Hitoshi Ninja Village village doing some spy work. The Immortal Ninjas were getting tired of waiting. Ah, this is some bullshit!" One of the Immortal Ninjas took off his mask and tossed it into the fire. The other Immortal Ninjas were confused. What are the hell are you talking about?" The Immortal Ninja sucked his teeth and rolled his eyes. What the fuck are all of you?" Stupid or something?!" I am talking about the fact we have to stay in this fucking cave while that asshole gets to have the fun?!" It isn't fair!" The Immortal Ninjas didn't even care. Look if you want to talk shit about the boss, you talk shit about the boss to the boss's face and not to us, ok?" We don't want to hear all that complaining." You sound like a broken fucking record!" The Immortal Ninja sucked his teeth. I'm going to get some water." The Immortal Ninja walked out of the cave while muttering some curse words." The Immortal Ninja walked down a muddy hill which led him to the river. Before The Immortal Ninja decided to gather some water, he had a special surprise for his peers. He unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick, and started pissing in the river water. Let's see how those assholes like the taste of the water!" I will be sure to save some for the boss!" While the Immortal Ninja was peeing, he decided to look over at the other side of the river. He spotted a monster, specifically a forest troll, the most savagery and bloodthirsty of the troll family. Forest trolls didn't travel in groups like the other troll types. They traveled by themselves and killed any type of creature they settled their eyes on, no matter how big or strong the opposing creature was. Forest trolls stood up to 8 feet tall, weighing over 600 pounds. They had the appearance of an old man, which often fooled travelers. Forest trolls had long green beards, two tusks sticking out of their mouth, sharp claws, tough skin, and moss growing out of their backs. Forest trolls also have the ability to see their prey hiding in the dark, which meant they had night vision. Also, they had keen senses of smell, sight, and hearing. Unlike other trolls, forest trolls were equipped with weapons. The forest troll across the river was equipped with a stone pillar. As soon as The Immortal Ninja saw the forest troll he froze up.
Oh, shit." The Immortal Ninja zipped up his pants, not even bothering to collect the water for him and his peers to drink. He began backing up. He tried to back up into a tree. However, blindly he stomped on a twig, which snapped. The Immortal Ninja couldn't believe what he just did. As soon as the twig snapped, the troll looked over in the direction of where the noise came from. The forest troll quickly spotted The Immortal Ninja. The Immortal Ninja started growling. Fuck!" shouted The Immortal Ninja. He turned around and started running as fast he could. The forest troll stood up on its two feet and started slapping its chest like a gorilla. The troll grabbed its stone pillar and started chasing after the ninja. The ninja leaped into the air and started hopping from tree to tree, running as fast as he could. He was only a rookie ninja after all. A forest troll was a 4-star level threat. It would take ten rookie Immortal Ninjas to slaughter one forest. The rookie ninja turned his head around for a second to toss a smoke bomb on the ground to confuse the troll. The area was filled with smoke.
The troll wasn't stupid. The forest troll was the strongest and smartest of all trolls. The ninja leaped down from the trees and started laughing, deciding that he was going to fight the troll himself, which was a suicide mission. The Immortal Ninja pulled out his katana and took a couple of deep breaths. The ninja noticed some of the trees were being knocked down. One tree nearly fell on the ninja. The ninja took a roll to avoid being smashed into a bloody mess. The smoke cleared up and the forest troll was seen. The Immortal Ninja snickered and said: Alright, ugly." Let's see what you got!" The Immortal Ninja took a step forward and tossed three kunai at the troll. The kunai couldn't even puncture the troll's skin.
The troll suddenly shoved its stone pillar into the ground and started slapping its chest. The Immortal Ninja tried to stab the troll with his katana. His katana shattered to pieces. The Immortal Ninja knew he messed up. The troll grabbed the ninja by his neck and started strangling him. Blood started running down from the ninja's nostrils, ears, and eyes. As soon as the troll was about to snap the ninja's neck, suddenly a tree that had been sharpened stabbed the troll into the chest. The sharp piece of the tree went through the troll's heart. The troll dropped to its feet and choked on its own blood, instantly dying. The ninja was confused. He looked in the distance from where the tree was tossed and saw a figure apporaching.