An Extremely Fat Ugly Pig-like human was rewatching all the moments wisjes were being used in Dragon Ball multiverse ....
he was unsatisfied with those wishes ...
he found them .... stupid ....
In his opinion , the only one who used them somewhat decently was Zamasu ....
but Zamasu was defeated , by plot armour none the less ....
he looked through all the wishes , most of them were used to revive some unimportant people (i.e Yamcha , Krillin , People of earth who died as collateral) , one was used to get fresh wet panties , 2 were used to revive Kakarot/Goku , one was used to make him recover his stamina one time ....
Even the beneficial wishes were only the Z warriors wishing to revive the people who died because of their stupidity !!!
he thought to himself ' These characters are stupid .... If I were in DB multiverse ,even as a menial character such as Oolong , I could easily wish myself till I become Omnipotent , Omniscient , Omnipresent !!! '
then , as if answering his call , a mystic white lightning bolt didn't leave him anytime to continue thinking , as it fell directly on his head from the heavens ....
the next moment , he opened his eyes to see a pink pig-like humaoid carrying him ...
He tried to move and found himself very weak , and saw his hands , which were stragely pink-colored , and very small like a child's ....
He turned his head a bit amd saw another pink pig humaoid , who suddenly cried out in joy : " My Son !!! I'll name you Oolong ! "
he understood the situation and thought only one word :
"F*CK !!! "