On a place where the gods rest, was a god with your typical description, tall almighty, long white beard, with a ancient Roman outfit. He carry a very bored faced, as he look down a mirror. if you peek down the mirror the mirror you would see a hero defeating a demon lord, well more like overpowering the demon lord, yeah like the demon lord was just begging in the floor as the hero beats him.
" so bore, should I destroy this world and start again, naa it would just end up the same what should I do?"
" Al'mighty god please don't destroy this world you know how the high God get, when you cause problems" answer an angel that was beside the god ( just typical angel, female, pretty and wings )
" but I'm so bore, I sent a guy gave him magic and told him to proceed to the fantasy world. first thing he does is what, become powerful, using all his passed life knowledge, then conquer and defeat the demon lord. why, I even like that guy ( demon lord) , same thing happened to the one before that and the one before that and so on, why are they so boring."
" al'mighty god, you said protect not proceed."
answer the angel
" said wha...AAA..t , I always said proceed, I even gave it the godfather accent to make the moment look more cooler. "
slapping his cheek to wake himself up the god looks at the angel and continue " so do you got any ideas for planet 42 efil"
" al'mighty we have done every possiblity, anime v cultivation, fantasy v modern weapons , etc, we even throw in some anime worlds but everything end up the same, they have to much desire to rule."
the god put his finger in heads to think just like professor x , and ask the angel
" go and get the book of Life, I need that calculator for some questions"
" right away al'mighty" answer the angel exicted
after a few minutes the angel was back with the book of Life
" here al'mighty" said the angel as he presented the book to the god
" first thing first, how many times have I farted" ask the god
book of Life : 12748538906389926489902622242
" yup it working correctly" answer the god with a satisfied faced, and the continues to ask, " book of Life has there been any match up that I have missed for the second chance system"
book of Life : yes
" which ones" responded the god in a hurry
book of Life: blabl vs abal
blalbala vs blablla
cowboy vs fanstay
etc.....
" wow there are a lot , and here I was thinking that I had seen them all," and then turns around to the angel and ask with a drooling face " which one should we use"
after thinking for a while, the angel answer, " it should be different to see cowboys fight mages, the movie cowboys vs alien was not so bad so yeah I think this is good "
" yeah I was also thinking the same, but let's switch the player too,"
" al'mighty I don't understand"
" yes, every second chance person ( hero), it's a guy wanting another start because they fuck up, life suck, too bored, couldn't go in a killing or fucking spreed ( harem guys)."
" so I'm going to get a guy with a good life, not too smart to affected this world with their technology, Ohh also not Japanese or Chinese we have sent far to many of those, like almost every world has one of those running around getting exp, and more importantly he won't turn to be a hero or maniac, ok book of Life seek him boy"
book of Life: not funny , ps Samuel Black
pov : Samuel Black
In a town in central valley California was a 23 yr old guy play a red cowboy game, in his room. He had finally hunted all the trophy animal, from the game and felt momentarily satisfying. classes where over, he got a good internship, his job gave him a raise, and his girlfriend she was hot and madly in love like a step away from becoming a yandere with him. nothing could go wrong with him, or so he thought until he stood up to go get a drink of water. he didn't notice a banana peal on the floor, and as he takes a step forward he slips forward and starts falling with his head aim at the corner of the bed. however just before it hit, he twisted to a side and missed the corner.
" and my karma luck save me again"
but then everything turn black and the White.
Sam finds himself in a white room, a tall person that looks just like Zeus white beard, and Roman Senate outfit, with a angel beside him.
" you have die, tragically too young mortal, but I decide to give you a second chance" said the god
" no I didn't" said Sam ( short for Samuel) as he try to remember
" yup it said it here in the book of Life" answer the god lifting a book open
book of Life : not he didn't
' paam' sound of the book been closed forcefully
" well you are dead now, so I give you a second chance for my mistake" changing to the godfather accent " enjoy what might come and pr******* ,the world is waiting."
the scene change to black then white and finally green , as Sam finds himself in a green valley with a forest in his back and a castle could be seen on the distance
Sam with a worry face, " my good life, fuck fuck fuck....... "10 minutes later " .. fuck fuck..." 2 minutes later " ... fuck fuck, wait did he said proceed or protect."