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Happy Eroge Life!

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Synopsis

Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Best Tsundere Friend

Meanwhile in the middle of Nowhere...

"I'm bored" a pink entity groaned floating in the middle of the dark empty void. She gazed upon several floating orbs in this void. Each orb held a universe with different dimensions.

"Maybe if you did your job you wouldn't be bored" a blue entity said with a lot of red ribbons surrounding her

"But that's the only thing we do! I want to be entertained!" the pink entity whined

The blue entity scoffed in annoyance as she continued to monitor people's destiny

Then the pink entity had a bright idea. "Hey FATE, how about we play a game?" the pink entity said with excitement

"Game? What kind of game?" FATE said. The pink entity whispered to FATE's ear

"Fine, but if you lose you have to give up on your timelines" FATE reached something from her back, a tablet of sorts with a pink flashing letters saying

"Happy Eroge Life!"

"Let's start this game, LOVE" FATE said to LOVE. As she grinned in response.

-o-o-o-

Happy Eroge Life!: Flag 1: Best Tsundere Friend

Meanwhile, in a certain timeline and in a certain house...

A boy started to wake up from his bed. This is Eren Tane, a loner high-school boy living on his own. He is single, virgin and unpopular without friends.

"EREN!, Time to wake up you idiot!" a girl shouted to his window.

...except for HER

You see, this is May my childhood best friend. This girl is the school's honor student, she has an awesome figure that most boys envied him for being her best friend. She's perfect, except for one thing...

"I SAID WAKE UP!!!" May threw her slipper hitting Eren to the face leaving a red mark. With May still angry

...she's a TSUNDERE

Eren opened his eyes, he forgot that his and her house are so close that anything can come inside from his window.

Then something changed. A small rectangular box with a word MENU appeared in the top-left side of his vision

"What the hell?"

[You have gained MC status]

[Hello, Eren Tane you are the Protagonist]

"Wait, what" Eren tried to process this information. This can't be real.

"I'm not imagining things, right? DID MY LIFE TURNED INTO A DATING SIM!!!"Eren screamed.

He is familiar with a dating simulator, played some of them in fact. But this just takes all the common sense out of life.

He tried to move his eyes, but the icon remained fixed to his vision. "What if I..." he tapped the icon, a bunch of windows popped up to vision startling the boy.

"Eren Tane"

Age:18

"Protagonist"

Charm:0

Intelligence:0

???:0

Bio

"A loner high-schooler living on his own. He is best friends with May Reed. He is single, virgin, and unpopular without friends. Until now..."

"What's with this description? It kinda hurts me" Eren said in a hurt voice

"Charm? Intelligence? and what's that third one?" Eren said to himself

He selected them

"Charm" - Level of style that measures how attractive the person

"Intelligence" - Amount of information gathered from Heroines

"???"-[Locked until Crazy Arc]

"Eren! Get up already! Were going to be late from school" May said. Eren closed all the windows and looked up to his best friend. May has brown eyes with long brown hair tied up to a ponytail.

"Geez, you need to wake up early, idiot" May said still mad. Eren looked at his best friend and focused on her until a window popped up with Eren's surprise

"May Reed"

Age:18

Relationship: Best Tsundere Friend

Affection Points(0/50)

Bio

"May Reed is your best friend since childhood. She treats you like trash but she still cares about you deeply. She sticks to you like glue but she never shows her true feelings. She has doubts that you secretly hate her. Make sure to change that doubt into something more special!"

"Wait, is this kind of invasion of privacy? Showing her true feelings" Eren thought

"You need to wake up early to keep your perfect attendance" May said

Suddenly, time freezes and Eren is presented with 3 choices

Please choose a response

A-[Shut up May! I sleep as like]

B-[Fine-fine, I'll get up more early next time]

C-[Sorry about that May, How about a morning kiss as an apology]

Eren blinked confused. "I even get choose what I say?!" Eren said as he looks at his frozen best friend. He looked around to the frozen world. I guess I have to choose a choice. He thought quite a bit," Option A is out of the question, I don't want to hurt her feelings. Option B is a normal response and Option C is just idiotic" If he's going to survive May's wrath, he'll choose Option B. But...

"I need to test this stupid power. It's not like I'm going to say that" He chose the third option. And he instantly regretted that. Time moved forward again.

Eren suddenly can't control his body and he said "Sorry about that May, How about a morning kiss as an apology?" Eren said in a flirty way. As he regains the control of his body. May widened her eyes as soon as she heard that.

"W-What are s-saying?! You idiot!" May blush red.

[May is flustered!, +5 Affection]

[You Unlocked May Route]

[Achievement Unlocked: Smooth Move: You chose the Best Option]

[Achievement Unlocked: First in Many: You found a Heroine]

[Achievement Unlocked: Is Not Like I Like You!: You found May Route]

[Nice Response!, +1 Charm]

Eren stared blankly to his received Notifications

"What. The. Actual. HELL!!!" Eren screamed inside his mind.

"Just get started to prepare, dummy" May tried to hide her blush as she closed her window.

Eren just stood there for 5 minutes due to the shock.

"What kind of power is this?!!" Eren shouted. Sure he dreamed to be in a video-game, but he thought it would be RPG, not Galge!

Eren sighed in defeat as he tapped his menu and looked at his stats

"Eren Tane"

Age: 18

"Protagonist"

Charm: 1

Intelligence: 0

???: 0

Heroines(1/??)

: May ❤(5/50)

He tapped his achievements window. Most of them are locked with a question mark.

Achievements(3/???)

-[Smooth Move]

-[First in Many]

-[It's Not Like I Like You!]

"I don't like the achievement "First in Many" is implying" Eren said to himself

-o-o-o-

"Well, at least I didn't get a notification from other girls or the teacher" Eren sighed in relief as the school day ended normally without any troubles from his "power"

"I wonder what May is doing" He walked outside the school building and saw May running around the schoolyard. May is one of the school athlete, track and field to be exact.

"Still running for the tournament?" Eren said causing the girl to jump up in surprise

"E-Eren? When did you get here?" May still shocked from Eren's morning stunt with a faint blush in her face

"Just now, aren't you tired from practicing?" Eren asked

"I c-can still run o-one more lap" May clearly out of breath

"You know, it's okay to take a break once in a while" Eren worried for her health

"I'm okay. Just go home early this time. I'm running one more lap" May argued

Time stopped. Showing 3 options. Eren tensed up

Please choose a response

A-[Fine, I walk by myself always]

B-[Okay, just be careful]

C-[How about we go on a date?]

Eren was going to choose Option B but he stopped his hand midway. He thought about his relationship with May these past years.

He always gets annoyed with May always and most of the time, she always hits Eren. But even those problems, May is still Eren's best friend. The person who stood by his side all the time while others left him alone even his own parents.

He remembered the time where May saved him from a bunch of bullies when they were kids. She was brave when he is afraid.

He remembered what the bio said about her

"She has doubts that you secretly hate her"

Time resumed again

"How about we go on a date?" Eren said

"E-Ehh?!!" May is caught off guard and blushed

[May is flustered!, +5 affection]

[Charming! +2 Charm]

"D-Date?, with you?" May stuttered who can't choose to be angry or happy Eren nodded nervously

"Fine! It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything" May tried to regain her composure

"Ok. I'll meet you at the park at 3:30" As he brushes off her tsundere attitude

[Special Event triggered]

[Charming!, +2 Charm]

[Achievement Unlocked: It's a Date: Ask a date from a heroine]

[May is happy, +10 affection]

Eren walked alone to his house. "I need to prepare for the date," He said to himself. He have to fix his relationship with May, his best friend all this time she helped him to his problems. Now is the time he helped her from her doubts, ignoring a new notification Eren received

[..., +5 ???]