When Sakura ended her story Sasuke had somehow activated his Sharingan and switched to Mangekyo Sharingan, while Naruto was on his Third Kurama Tail- yep both Sasuke and Sakura knew about him.
"she did what?" Sasuke sneered and Naruto growled.
"i'm going to skin her alive"
Sakura sighed and she placed her hands on their shoulders, dawing back their energy-like she did with Kougyoku- and said in a soft, but firm tone.
"calm down, you two. i know how you fell right now. when i saw her being killed i was ready to tear Amarante apart even throught i didn't knew this one." she said and they calmed down even throught they were still glaring out in the space, there were tears in their eyes" listen, i know that you think that now that Sakura's soul is dead everything is gone and nothing will be same and it was your fault that it happened to her, but i assure you that i still have her memories and i can feel everything she felt. i AM Sakura and i still think of you as a annoying and lovely little brothers that we BOTH wished we had. so don't blame yourselves about what happened please, because there was nothing you could do about it. Sakura wouldn't want to see you in this condition, now would she?" she hugged them to her chest softly as they let out soft sobs "i think that she would kick both of your asses to Suna and back. i dont know about her, but i will seriously consider doing it if you continue weeping around like a snotty two years olds crybabies"
She said jokingly and grinned when both of them let ut whole hearted laugh.
Naruto wiped tear of both mirth and saddnes.
"yep that what she wold say. you are right, you still are our Sakura-chan and nothing will ever change that." she said and Sakura grinned again.
"you got that right"
"and i absoutely refuse to baby around like Teme there" Naruto harrumphed and Sasuke glared at him.
"like you are one to talk Dobe" she scowled.
"teme"
"dobe"
"teme"
"dobe"
"teme"
"dobe"
Sakura laughed as her boys were back.
Suddenly Sasuke stopped bickening and turned to sakura with a pained expression.
"hey Sakura can you look at my eyes, they hurt live hell" he grimandced and Sakura frowned and lighted her hand with a soft green glow of chackra to cheek his eyes.
Her eyes widened as she pushed more chackra, making Sasuke sigh in relief.
"lookes like activating the Mangekyo Sharingan had taken the tool on your eyes. try to not to use it, unless it MUST be used, because it may cost you your eyesigh" she said seriously and Sasuke nodded in thanks, before returning to his bicken with Naruto.
and Sakura looked a the clock.
"it already been three and others already had been taken away, Iruka-sensei left too. where is our sensei?" she asked aloud and two stopped bickening back and forth to shrugg.
"who knows. dad refused to tell me who they would be only that that they are male" Blonde Living Ball Of Sunshine said and they looked each other.
Mischevious smirks comming on their faces.
"Do you two think what i think you are thinking I think that you think?" Sasuke stood up and rubbed his palms together, with a evil snicker.
"i think that we do" Naruto smirked naughtily and Sakura smirked too her Sinbad mischevious side comming out that mixed with Sakura's pranking side perfectly.
"good 'cause-"
"IT'S TIME TO PRANK" they finished together and let out the evil, mischevious crackle that make everyone who heard it, pray for person that would be the victim of it.
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Terror Trio fussed around the room for a last touches when Sakura saw the rukh -that she found that pleasantly were in this world too and also weird that she could see them, shure she could sense them before but not see- fly past her and she looked up.
"shhh, boys he is comming"
She whisper yelled and they hurriedly returned to their sets.
Sasuke was reading a book -secretly he had his Sharingan activated since he wanted to see everything perfectly- , Naruto was playing with an orange yo-yo with cute fox stickers on it and Sakura was inspecting her nails while humming.
Door openeed and their plan was in action.
There was some sound of wires moving and then snap.
Several ballons of super paint dye flew towards Kakashi and competelly dyeing his clothes into vivid hot pink.
There was another snap and Kakashi watched as worst nightmare of his life, Spider -through it was only a toy- flew towards him and let out the high-pitched girly scream, jumping up to avoid it, but it also went as Sakura predicted it and his head hit the bucked full of coral pink dye, coloring his grey hair to match ones of Sakura's.
He finally went down on the ground and glared at the Terror Trio, that were laughing their fucking asses off.
Naruto was rolling on the floor whlie Sasuke an Sakura were clutching eachother for balance. tears of mirth comming out of their eyes.
They finally felt his KI and stopped laughing, paling.
Kakashi looked at them with a dark aura suroundiing him.
"roof. you three. now." he said in a dark demonic voice and they all shuddered in a cold sweat running out of the room.
"H-HAI!"
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When they got on the roof boys sandwiched Sakura between them.
Kakashi was leaning on the railing while glaring at them, he had washed all paint off and changed his clothing, but couldn do anything about his hair no matter what he did, but Sakura wasnt about to tell him that it would last for a at last two to three weeks or how to get it out. She rather liked his hair that way.
Hmm, probably she should make some permanent, but -shiver- she didn't think he would appreciate it.
"now, you WILL tell me whose idea was that whole think?" he asked and hands went flying everywhere.
Naruto pointed to Sasuke, Sasuke pointed to Sakura and Sakura pointed to Naruto.
"IT WAS HIS/HER/HIS FAULT" three of them said together and glared at each other before they felt Kakashi to glre at them and flinched.
"ok. we will be returning to that later. now lets introduce each othershall we" he said with a eye crinke smile, but they could say that he was stll pissed as tick mark was still on his forehead.
Despie it all Sakura narrowed her eyes.
"now wait a minute. how do we know that you are our REAL sensei?" she asked suddenly suspiciously and other two narrowed their eyes too.
"yeah. you were about three hours late" Naruto added.
"and you couldnt even dodge that pank. there is no chance that you could be a Junin." Sasuke said.
"you could be imposter" Sakura.
"wanting to Kidnapp the Hokage son" Sasuke.
"or Uchiha Heir" Naruto.
"or want to take our Sakura-chan away" both of them. sweatdrop.
"and had done something to our sensei" Sakura said, completely ignoring her boys last comment.
"there is no way we will trust you without any evidence that you really are the person you are supposed to be" they said in unison making Kakashi sweatdrop. Did the practiced it or something?.
"ok. fair anough. My name is Kakakshi Hatake and My sensei is Minato Namikae, I like Many things and dont practiculary dislike anythig, my hobbies are none of your busines and i dont really fell like telling you about my future dream." he said in a cherry voice in his chibi form with bright yellow backgound and many colored flowers drawn by crayons on it.
Trio sweatdropped.
'even after everything, all he told us is his name'
"ok now you blondie" Kakashi said pointing to Naruto who glared at the nickame.
"my name is Naruto Namikaze, i like ramen, Sakura-chan and Sasuke even if he is Teme"glare", i dislike when people is mean to me and them and call me Hokage's Son because im my own person, my hobbies are eating ramen, training, pranking"again glare" and my dream for future is to became GREATEST HOKAGE EVER and then everyone acnowledge me as me."
'hn, Dobe'
'so much like his parents'
'Naru-chan'
"ok. now emo one" Sasuke sent him a glare.
"hn. i like tomatoes, Sakura and Naruo even throught he is a Dobe"glare", i also hate many things, idislike sweets and idiots, i have few hobbies and one of them is training and also pranking"again glare" and my dream for future is one day to defeat my aniki so everyone stops to compare me to him."
'err'
'Teme'
'Sasu-chan'
"and finally only female in our team. you go pinky." Sakura huffed.
"my name is Sakura Haruno, but you can also call me Sinbad or Sin. i like dango, puppy's, kittens, Sasu-chan and Naru-chan and they are like annoyng little brothers to me."glare, smirk" i loathe when people call me a Pinky and my hobbies are training, pranking"double glare" adventuring and telling and being told stories about adventures and travels. as for future dream i dont think i have one for now, but its to help others i guess."
'interesting i wonder if other name is related to the incident earlier'
'so her name was Sinbad when she was still male'
'cool'
Kakashi cleared his throat and started to talk again.
"so i was going to make you do the surviving test that would decide if you were ready to be ninjas, but since you already confirmed that you are best friends and are capable to work together im happy and also annoyed to tell you that you passed itt."
Trio cheered and Kakashi smiled.
"i will be pleased to work with you and im sure that none of you will betray each other, but you must remember Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their friends are even worse than scum, that it the thing hat my best friend told me before he would die and it is the thing that have saved my life more than i can count. hope that you will allways rememer this. meet me at the training groung 3 at the 7 in the morning and dont be late" he said and was about to go, bu Sasuke stopped him.
"wait. mom told me to invite our team over for the dinner, that includes you too" he said and Kakashi brightened.
"very well, after al i could never reject Mikoto-sama's amazing cookig." he said and practically skipped the step at the throught.
His newly formed team laughed and headed towards the Uchiha Mansion.