Two days later Team7 got to the Hokage tower where they got their surprise.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WE ARE BANNED FROM TAKING THE NORMAL MISSIONS?!!!!!!"
Looks like exploding the Auntie Yoona's house wasn't that good idea. at last that bossy hag got what she deserved.
It all started like this.
They had taken another D rank mission after torturous session of training they had to do with Kakashi. Who still had his pink hair and all three of them were on a crackly mood.
They then found out that Yoona creepy and bossy courtesan who had perverted pedo as a husband.
She continued to boss them over, always criticising their work, insulting them, tried to touch/flirt with boys and Kakashi and dared to touch her. She was relatable lucky that Sakura still had had a little bit of self restrain or that dumb bimbo would be six feet under them already.
While her husband got himself several broken bones and got stuck in a Tsukuyomi for trying to grop Sakura.
They just said that he fell from the stairs when Yoona asked them what happened and continued to harpy around when Sakura refused to heal him.
Finally Sakura snapped and Bararaq Saiqa their asses and their house got into it too. Then walked away like nothing had happened.
They were now in front of the angry Hokage who wouldn't listen to them no matter what.
"EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN" he shouted back irk Mark appearing on his forehead and his eyebrow twitched "from now on you three will be doing abnormal missions that no one is taking as a your punishment before Kakashi decides that you had learned your lesson. Now out" he said with a sadistic smirk that send shills down in their spines and they could hear Kakashi cackling at them.
"b-but daaad"
"NO BUTS. There is your first mission.
Sakura sighed dramatically as she turned to walk out of the Hokage office.
"well. It seems that I won't be telling you the secret of defeating the paperwork then"
Minato stiffened and narrowed his eyes.
"what is it?" he asked, but Sakura just smirked evilly and walked away.
"ooh. I don't think I have time for that."she smirked "I don't want to be late for the mission"
"SAKURA GET BACK THERE!"
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Following six months they spend working in T&I, doing the paperwork -which Sakura had already had enough of as Sinbad cleaning ANBU headquarters and Messenger Birds Towers, surveying the Forest of Death, weeding poisonous plants that Anko and Ibiki used for their torture, doing the missions that should be considered as an C, B and A rank missions.
Also trying to avoid Minato's spies as he tried to get paperwork secret out of Sakura.
Trio really thought about quiting being the Ninjas and started searching portal opening techniques that apparently Mangekyou Sharingan could do, so that they could go to Sindria and live their life's peacefully without those Abnormal missions and away from this shit.
All this time Kurama and eight djinns were laughing their asses off and eating popcorn.
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Finally they convinced Kakashi to give then Normal D ranked mission and they got that, but the thing was that they had to catch a cat, fucking crazy cat Tora that Daimyo wife owned.
"Target on sight. Ready to engaged with your order." Sasuke's voice was heard throught their telepathy link that Sakura had done with Zepar's magic. Much better than those walkie talkies that glitched every other second.
"Same here datteboy!" came Naruto's voice.
"Aa" thought Sakura.
"Okay..on my order...NOW!" Kakashi said aloud.
Two boys burst out from the trees and cornered the cat.
"Here kitty kitty.." Naruto whispered slowly inching to the disaster called Tora.
The cat hissed at him before pouncing at him.
"Ahhhh! HELP! RAPE! RAPE!" Naruto yelled and as if it understand what he said the cat scratched his face even more. Evil glint in its eyes, clearly insulted that this stupid hoo an thought that he was worthy of him The Mighty Tora.
The cat suddenly stopped and ran to a bush.
A rustle was heard before Sakura came out patting and holding the now purring cat.
"aaah. Kawaii~" Sakura cooed before she heard a thud.
She saw Naruto -who apparently had anime fall- on the ground, while Kakashi and Sasuke starred at her with a pokerface and sweatdrops respectively.
"What?" Sakura said, sweat dropping too.
"How the heck did you caught that hell cat?" Naruto asked pointing a finger at the purring cat.
"apparently my charms work on animals too" she said and arrogantly flipped her hair. In truth animals were drawn to the Magi and to one's that were beloved by the rukh so it was just piece of a cake.
Other three sweatdropped even more.
"Then why didn't you used your charms before, Sakura?" Kakashi said sarcastically and Sakura just shrugged.
" it was more fun that way. Also get those scratches cleaned before they get infected Naruto" she walked towards the Hokage Tower.
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"TORA! OH I MISSES YOU! THANK YOU FOR GETTING HIM BACK!"
Uhh... "very healthy" women shouted crushing the cat with her hug
"I could see why he ran away..." Naruto muttered and he heard Sasuke and Sakura grunt in agreement. Not that they pitied that little piece of a terror or anything.
Sakura sweat dropped - I have been doing that a lot lately-.
"err. Shutsune-san I think I know why Tora run away" she said making everyone to go pale.
R.I.P Sakura Haruno
"Really? Why?" asked Daimyo wife curiously and Sakura smiled.
"ah. You see you are holding him in a wrong way" she said and Shutsune's eyes widened.
"eeh... Really?"
"yes. You see you are supposed to hold him like that, then put your hand here and scratch softly like an feather. YES like that"
In the end they got more pay than they were expecting and Sakura became Shutsune's favourite. Welcome to visit her anytime she pleased for any favour.
"Now for Team Seven, we have several available tasks." Yondaime said as he glanced at the list of missions in his hands "Among them is weeding the gardens, cleaning the rivers, babysitting village counsils-"
Minato was cut off by Naruto's startling wail.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO MORE!" Naruto started his arms crossed to look like an 'X' "I WANT SOMETHING MORE CHALLENGING! I DONT WANT TO DO SUCH LAME MISSIONS AFTER THAT HELL CHORES! C'MON OLD MAN!" Sasuke and Sakura agreed whole heartly with him.
"due to all respect Yondaime I we do anymore abnormal or norm missions like that I might go berserk and Vepar Estella this tower and everything around it within a 1 km radius or even further since I haven't mastered it in This One's body" Sakura said with a dark aura surrounding her others shiver in fear and they almost wet theirselves.
"ALRIGHT" Minato said little too loudly. Making Sakura smirk.
"Team Seven, you are being assigned a C ranked missions to be a body guard for someone. Send him in. Guys this is Tazuna The Bridge Builder and you are to escort him to the Land of Waves. You will be leaving in a 10 minutes"
Old man came in, with a alcohol in his hands, swaying side to side. He took big gulp from his sake bottle and said in disbelief.
"those brats are ones that are supposed to guard me to the Land of Waves? Are you out of my mind? They look like they can't even handle the fly, let alone bandits. Especially that Ochibi-chan there?" he said and everyone in the room stiffened.
They knew that Sakura was the shortest one out of them and that it was very sensitive subject to her.
Murderous aura surrounded her and others were already thinking of how to hide Bridge builders body when sickly sweet aura replaced murderous one and Sakura smiled like she just had waayyy too much sweets.
"maa, maa, ojii-san don't you know that drinking the alcohol at such a old age is bad for you?" she said sweetly and threw his sake bottle out of the window. It made contact with someone head with a loud thud.
"hey who are you calling a old man. W-WHat are you doing?!"
"I'm going to take you to the gates. It would be bad for your old bones to walk that much"
"I DON'T WANT IT PUT ME DOWN BRAT"
"now, now Tazuna-san please let me take you. After all it would be impolite for me not to"
"PUT ME DOWN!"
"calm down or we will be doing it in a hard way old man"
"-squeaks in a little voice- OK"
Slam
Door slammed closed and everyone sweat dropped. Shuddering Minato turned to Kakashi pleadingly.
"please make sure that she won't kill him in his sleep. Please Kakashi"
"I'll try"