So inorder to keep up with it all I made a list with all the goals.
1 Make money
2 Get Sebastian to start a music company and be a stand in CEO
3 Slowly expand to include all Entertainment
4 Save SCPs and the greek world.
Yeah it's a short list but I think the size of the items will make it so much harder.
Over the weeks following that Sebastian came back and reported back to me abd told me that miss Chase, miss Grace and sir Castellion have safely made it to the camp. He also informed me that he had procured a tracking device and attached it to Zoe Nightshade and was now able to track their movements.
Over the next few years Sebastian made a perfect puppet CEO because he was more loyal than any person in the world. And it turns out that the music I've had him sell was such a big influence that thare was no backlash from the Christian church. not like Rock or rap music. Dam Miss J knows her stuff. I think I might be making EDM and Techno a thing.
Then I made The shows Doctor who and Oreo balette a thing. These went well and soon I was introducing dozens of scripts and shows into the mix. The book market was no different. And by the end of 2003 I was a secret millionaire and Sebastian was doing great at his job.
I must say I was expecting more of a push back from The Serpents Hand, Chaos Insurgency, and the SCP foundation. But monitoring their channels got me that they where more into there money making operations then actually securing the anomalies. I did get some chatter about a Kalvin Lucian from the Chaos Insurgency.
So the summer that I turned nine I decided to do the nearest thing to impossible and I contacted the administrator.
So I pulled my book of secrets out and dialed the administrators number.
A woman picked up on the third ring and said in a tone that implied that she was bored with life, "Hello this is Denny's Lake Lakeside will this be for pickup or delivery?"
"Hello I am Fritz Homelo Ozark and I would like to speak with my brother Ray Monaod Ozark. He should be at table 65 and please ask him a question for me honey."
"Sure not like I got much else to do today."
"Just ask him does the black moon howl when seen? It's sort of a inside joke that we came up with."
"K just a moment." I then heard a small discussion on the other end.
I then heard a masculine voice ask, "Who is this? How did you know that phrase?"
"SCP 001 the spiral path, SCP 001 when day breaks, SCP 001 the scarlet king, SCP 001 the lock, SCP 001 when the world goes beautiful, SCP 179 sauelsuesor, SCP 3000 ananteshasha, SCP 002 the living room, SCP 001 the guardian, SCP 005 the skeleton key. need I go on mister Ray Monaod Ozark also known as the administrator or would you like to listen to my story?"
"You may continue."
"I was once an 05 member in another universe. security designation 05-03 the Secret Keeper. I hold the anomalies ability to know all passwords, secrets and otherwise dark secrets of the foundation. I was known as the only person in the world allowed to know the secret of the administrator. I was the one tasked with the distribution of all access codes in all the foundation. So I decided to come to you and strike a deal."
"What do you want former 05-03."
"I have it on good authority where a good portion of new SCPs are and the ouroboros cycle is starting up again and I want you to give me my old job back as 05-03. We have a foundation to run and a world to save."
"Oh and what could it possibly need saving from?"
"From father time and mother Earth themselves. and we cannot under any circumstances interrupt this. It was strung up into the tapestry of fate by the Moria themselves. The Norns wrote about this long ago. Even SCP 343 can't stop this from happening. We can only ride the wave. And while I can help I need the foundation to stay out of this."
"Interesting. And pray tell what is it you can you give us that can assure you that we will not interfere?"
"How does 40 SCP 500 sound?"
"Eighty and you got a deal."
"This is SCP 500 we're talking about not something like a Dr Wondertainment product. 45 is a high number to just give away."
"75 and you can have the 05-03 spot."
"50 and 10 per SCP I want to visit and speak with any scps I want."
"70 and 10 per SCP and I'll throw in 963 as a liaison between you and the foundation."
"So we agree on 10 per SCP I wish to speak with well fine also I need my identity to remain completely confidential to everyone but you, me, bright and the taskforce you'll be giving me for 60 SCP 500. Do we have a deal?"
"I'll first need to know who you are but otherwise yes we have a deal."
"Go to the headquarters of Rime Entertainment and ask for Sebastian Michealis then sign the contract inorder to meet with me. And bring SCP 963 Jack Bright with you."
"Just for curiosities sake what's the relationship between you two."
"You'll know when you get here but otherwise let's just say he is under my orders. That should be enough to recognize the danger correct."
"you know my name, whare I am and most likely more about the foundation then any in the world. And that's not counting who this is and how you got that information."
"Yes well I'll see you within the week. I'll have the pills by tomorrow and the container ready by then. So then I shall see you then monsieur l'administrateur." I added a bit of french toward the end just to f*ck with the guy.
As I hang up I hear the sound of a, "Wait you can speak french what else..." before the line cut off.
I then called sebastian and told him to get a man named Ray Monaod Ozark to swear by the river styxx and the infinite chaos to never try to harm me or to go back upon the agreed upon terms of 60 SCP 500 for my spot as 05-03 and to keep my true identity a secret and 10 per SCP I wish to visit. He may bring SCP 963 Jack Bright and he must swear to the terms that he must never harm me nor reveal any information I do not want revealed. they must also swear to never betray any trust given to them by me.
Then I went to the kitchen to get a large salad bowl. Then I went to the attic and grabbed a box and some old fabric. Bringing it to my room I then put it all together.
It took another two days for Sebastian to show up with Ray and Dr Bright.
The first thing he asked me was, "You are 05-03. I was expecting your father to be the one I spoke with."
I then handed him the box and said, "Thares an extra thirty if you can get me an audience with SCP 682, SCP 073 and SCP 076."
He looked a bit shocked before asking, "What's your relation with A Michealis?"
I then hold out a shiney silver bell and say, "As far as I can tell I hold an upgraded version of SCP 662 the butler's handbell."
"How is it an upgraded version." Dr bright asked me.
"This one summoned a demon and turned him into a butler. If any other then the one it was meant for ring it then they enter a covenant for their soul. But if the family it was meant for rings it, it will become a faithful butler and companion." I respond. Silently giving Sebastian the go ahead to make deals using the bell but to never forget that I am his master. And that if I give it to someone than he can't have their soul. "Oh another thing since you already said it I should explain the significants of what you swore on."
That got Dr Brights attention as he spoke in a curiosity filled tone, "And what is the significants of it?"
"Well you swore on a greek underworld river and the thing that all life came from. Should you break it than that means the lady styxx and chaos itself will soon hold domain over your souls and it will lead you to a fate worse than death. Quite possible your souls being ripped apart at the seems or the organization being destroyed within a week.hard to tell with yalls immortality in play. But hey that goes to show you words have power."
"So you basically made us swear a death oath?" Ray asked.
"That's one way of putting it but yes. I made you swear to never harm me and to keep my existence a secret outside of the normal SCP 6274 file. And what is necessary to be 05-03."
"My question is why do you want to be 05-03 and not 05-01?"
"Simply put I don't want to deal with being the figurehead of the council. And that right goes to the one that kills 05-01. Nobody else is allowed to take that role. I mean Dr Bright could be one but he is a known flight risk and in and of himself an XK-class scenario of how the world will end."
He looks at me and says, "How am I an XK-class scenario."
"I'll give you one example. You made a space program just to fly a rocket to SCP 173 Sauelsuesor and she pointed at you appointing you as a cause of the end of the world. If you don't like that then how about another. SCP 963 is not allowed to be used for recreational or procreational use. We wouldn't need a rule like that if you whern't insane enough to use it like a toy. Infact you are permenently banned from taking D-class persanel in garb to renisance fairs. We have banned you from leaking memetic kill agents to the internet. You did this to, in your own words, thin out the gene pool. So please don't try the, 'HoW aM I A XK-class ScEnArIo.' You are one and you can't escape this. Also if you can get me a chainsaw cannon by next year I'll get you 15 SCP 500."
"Ok fair enough." Dr Bright said in a resigned tone. Then like a kid in a candy store he asked in an excited tone. "What color would you like your chainsaw cannon to be?"
Then Ray comes in and says, "No. No more chainsaw cannons. I will not be the victim of the paperwork you'll be giving me."
"Fine I'll setle for a normal chainsaw in white and gold. Though it must have two chains one of normal steele and a second made out of a special material." Then I turn to Sebastian and say. "Please provide him with Imperial gold and make sure to keep all extra."
"Of course Master. Anything else."
"Yes. Please inform my father that I'll be attending Yancy Academy and a summer camp over the next year and that I'll be traveling for the time being. Also tell him that I will be back. I just want to find my own story to tell the family. "
"Right away master."
And with that I was off to the foundation to meet the indestructible reptile and the children of Adam.