For security reasons I was put into a windowless van so we could reach site-19 where SCP 682 was residing. It was pretty nice with a tv and a minni fridge. I also heard from Dr Bright that he was going to be doing some cross testing and needed both 073 and 076 transported on site.
It took us about 9 hours to travel from upstate maine to site 19.
It was actually quite the uneventful ride so I turned on the sports channel and started to make sports bets with Dr Bright. I also told them that I would be shifting to an older form to keep wandering eyes out of my life and that I would need to be called 'SCP 001-03 THE FATHER OF HUMANITY ADAM' of the new scp 'SCP 001 THE RECORD OF RAGNAROK. By the time we reached site-19 I racked up a cool million and Dr Brights as my personal foundation doctor.
This meant that I would be the only one aloud to enforce any type of type of study on the good doctor. He would only be aloud to study what I want him to study.
When we finally got to the foundation and I was about to be lead into the facility my clothes exploded and a fig leaf was on my junk. My right hand held Reginleif also known as the Divine Knuckleduster. My left held a crystal apple. Thanks to Ms J I knew it was just a normal apple. Well a normal apple to me. To everyone else it was a Diamond in the shape of a apple.
Getting out of the van I use my ability of golden age and shift to the twenty-six year old version of Adam. I then tell Dr Bright, "You have brought me here. Now what did you wish to show me?"
They got the hint and Dr bright said, "Well Mr Adam we have a few sentient beings we need you to meet."
With a impassive face and a monotone voice I say, "Fine I will meet this 682 first. And then I shall meet the two you called 076 and 073."
Dr Bright then asked, "We also ask is that your weapon?"
"Yes. This is my volundr. Her name is Reginleif she is known as the 7th Valkyrie. As you can see she takes on the form of a knuckleduster."
"And the apple..."
"Is a normal apple to me. An ordinary rock to you."
With that I threw the apple behind me and we started to walk through a series of elaborate twists and turns before we finally got to a large chamber with a giant lizard. The moment it saw me it said, "What are you doing here alive." It seemed to be confused as it saw me.
I look at it and sigh before walking up to it and say with a soft smile on my face, "I haven't seen you since the garden Absol." Thanks to the inheritance of Adam I was able to properly name him.
He looks completely pissed as he repeated, "I didn't asked how long it's been. I asked you, what in the infinite underworlds are you doing here?"
"I came to speak with you after that I'll be honest it's your choice. I won't even stop you from breaking out. But I would like an hour to talk with two idiots then leave."
"Fine. What the hell do you want?"
"I want you to be my guardian and friend."
"NO!!!"
"Oh but listen to my terms before you make up your mind completely. I have a few things that I think you'll actually like. I even think you will enjoy being my friend."
He looked at me with so much hate that if he could I would be a dead version of SCP 1361. But I think curiosity won because he than said, "And what is it you have to offer me?"
"You get to kill any being that tries to harm me. In fights I just don't want to bother with you will be my champion. And since I know not much can kill you thanks to pops and Eve's curse on you, I being one of them, I know that I won't have to worry about being attacked by any stupid humans and you won't get tortured until I die in this reality. The foundation will even bring you food made using scp 241."
"How do you know you can kill me. I am temptation."
"The same way you kill any god. You use a weapon that is made with the concept of both mortality and immortality. So you can bridge the gap. And besides this is both fathers curse and my ex-wives. So I would need something from our old universe to do the dead."
"And what could you possibly have that meets that requirement? And what do you mean Ex-wives?"
"Simple I figured that I see her as a sister more than a lover. She felt the same. So before I died in the battle of the end we agreed to see other people." I tell him in a monotone voice like I was talking about the weather. "Now the thing I have that can trump you is this knuckleduster. I am the only one that is able to use her. but rest assured that you will die to it. I even have a few tricks up my sleeve thanks to that battle."
He begrudgingly looked at me and said, "Fine I'll be your guard."
"Good now lets go and deal with two idiots that fight all the time."
With that I walked to the door and a voice came over the intercom and said, "If you have the ability to terminate 682 than please do. We will not let you out until you try."
"So you wish to hold me. No matter." I than get into position and claw the door shouting, "20 x SERPENTS CLAWS." Only for the door to gain large slash marks and it to crumble like a gram cracker. Behind it was twenty MTF soldiers with submachine guns pointed at me.
A man in a lab coat than came out and said, "You will terminate 682 or we will open fire."
With that I said, "You just saw me take down a steele wall with my bare hands and you still wish to attack me then you'll have to catch my fist first." With that I got into a new stance and say, "Meteor jab 0.01," In less then a second all the MTF's head's exploded all over the hall. Only the doctor was left and he began to shake.
Just as I was about to kill him I heard a clapping behind me only to see Jack Bright and Ray standing there with impressed looks on their faces. Jack than said, "Dr Samet you really are a dumbass. You think you can order a SCP that has the clearance to enter and make a deal with 682 to bring it out of the facility. NO. You are one of the dumbest asses I've ever had the displeasure to meet. You are to be terminated for the absolute failures you have done and the waste of resources you where given. This was your last chance. Now please lord Adam end the fool."
He then scream, "Goddamn it 963 help me." He was then shot through the knee as he looked furiously at us.
"Don't say I don't keep my promises. Adam please finish him."
With that I sliced him with my Serpent's claws technique and his body was shredded into pulled pork.
Then Dr Bright screamed out, "Yes it is so satisfying to see that man die so pitifully. He was about to make a plan to kill 682 using me." He than began to lead me toward the next area with scp 682 otherwise known as Absol the Indestructible snake
"Good thing he didn't or you would have gone through a...weird...experience. Long story short on why it wouldn't work. It would be nicer to say that it failed spectacularly But on the good news on that breech he would be the only one to die."
"Ok just out of curiosities sake. What would happen if I did go through with tring to take him over with my medallion?"
"The short answer is that he would still be thare and he would instead try to invade your mind and soul taking the consciousness of a few people that you took over in the process. It would be considered a lucky thing if you were not devoured. so lets be real If Absol ever did try to take that thing and succeeded then it would gain the ability to make an army of itself to replicate across the universe and you would have been the key to it all."
"Damn I'm lucky that your here to stop that from happening to me."
"Yeah. In this reality in most every other it took a few souls and left. In a select few it won that battle and conquered all life. Why do you think we have the original version of SCP 2935 O'Death. It's mainly because of this or being that we made that would kill all other universes like 001 atonement or some invader like SCP 3003 The End Of History. Honestly 2935 is like a type of failsafe 05-13 activates the moment we go to far."
With that we began to walk in silence toward the sound of an active battle.
We got to a door with SCP 682 in tow and I see the door had large slashes that aloud light to filter into the hallway.
Getting into a battle stance I motion for the door to open. When it was then that the door was opened just wide enough to let me through and I rushed to attack. I then hit both of them directly in the head.
They looked at me and I said, "Able, Cain what the hell have I told you two about fighting. You know goddamn well that both Eve and I told you not to fight. If your mother where here would you be able to tell her that you've been fighting each other. Do you want to see her cry? WELL?"
Both of them looked at me before going into a dogza and saying in unison, "We're sorry father."
"Cain WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU KILL ABLE?"
"I-I-I w-was jealous that grandpa liked Able's harvest more. I was so jealous that I wasn't think-king straight."
"Cain I am not mad I'm completely disappointed that you have done something so insane." I saw Able snickering at Cain, "Oh don't you dare think you are off the hook. You went off on a campaign to kill him. You go off in a murderous intent filled rage and than kill all in your way. Do you understand how your mother would feel if she ever found out you did this dum shit."
They began to apologize to me.
I than took out my version of SCP 005 and inserted it into a wall and turned it as if opening a door. Then a door about seven feet tall and four feet wide. on the other side was the back most office on the top floor of my company. In the room I made that was just to have meetings I never wanted anyone to know about. When I lead the three in I saw some MTF charged into the cell and one yelled out, "Stop!! GET DOWN!!!"
Then the wall closed and the door never was.