Correction, being like this is awesome. I was currently sitting in the lap of a random girl being fed candy while my head was being petted. Due to the pill's effects, I couldn't become human so I was stuck with my ears and tail. But due to the headpats, my tail was unconsciously wagging. I closed my eyes and smile while rocking my head side to side.
"Kyaa~ he's so cute!" A girl in the crowd surrounding us yells.
The crowd surrounding us all had nosebleeds from every action I did.
'To think, all this happened because I couldn't reach a book on the library's shelves,' I think to myself.
{I'm jealous,} Dest says. {I wanna pet you.}
'I don't swing that way,' I tell him.
{That doesn't matter, I'm a god remember,} Dest tells me before an unfamiliar female voice says. {We can change genders at will.}
A shiver runs down my spine, 'Please go back to being a dude, it's weird since I'm used to you being a male.'
"He's cold!" Another girl yells noticing the small shiver I had. "Someone get him something to warm him up!"
"I'll get it!" Three girls yell simultaneously before running of to grab something to warm me up.
"Okay, can we get our brother back now?" Ruby and Yang ask the girl whose lap I was sitting in.
"No! You get to have him anytime you want but, we can rarely have him," The girl complains while hugging me tightly like she's trying to protect me.
'You know what's funny?' I ask Dest while this is going on. 'I'm just sitting in her lap and I don't even know her name.'
{I can't believe you,} Dest says. {Your horrible but she is a minor character.}
"You know I'm still mentally 15 right?" I say in my childlike voice.
"It's doesn't matter, your adorable," The girl argues with the crowd agreeing.
"I have a some candy for you if you wear a costume I have!" A girl shouts from the crowd.
"Candy?" I jump down and run towards the voice of the girl saying this.
She had short dark brown hair with wavy locks on one side of her face, dyed with a gradient that starts as a dark brown and transitions to caramel. She was wearing a long, cocoa-colored shirt with a dark brown waist cincher, long, dark brown trousers with ribbons on the left side and a brown belt with cartridges. Above it, she was wearing another cocoa-colored belt of cartridges with a gold crosshairs buckle and what appears to be a drape of black skirt hangs on her right side. She had a pair of dark brown, high-heeled leather boots with buckles on as well with various other accessories. When I reached her she picked me up, tucked me under her arm, and ran like hell.
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The girl who took me turned out to be Coco Adel, a third year and a member/leader of team CVFY. Currently she had me dressed in a gothic lolita outfit complete with black roses and a black teddy bear. She had Velvet Scarlatina taking pictures of me hugging the bear. Velvet had just finished taking another set of photos when I yawned.
"Aww!" The girls exclaim. "He's even cuter when he's sleepy."
'Crap, I forgot I have the ultimate attack in this form, super moe cuteness,' I think as I drift off. 'Wonder if it'll work on Salem?'
I feel one of them pick me up and my head rest on their chest.
'Soft,' I think as I shift in comfort.
"Let me hold him Coco," I hear Velvet's voice say. "You already brought him here."
'So Coco is carrying me? Well this is nice,' I think.
"Shh~, okay but be quiet he's sleeping," Coco whispers and I feel my body being handed over.
'Softer,' I think to myself as I fall further into a state of sleep.
(A.N. The reason Noir can hear and feel things while seemingly asleep is because he's in a light sleep. It's a very easy level to wake up from but he's just prolonging his descent into R.E.M sleep.)
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I sit up in the bed after waking up from a relatively peaceful nap. I look down to see that I'm still in my younger form and two arms on me. The one to my right belonged to Coco and the one to my left belonged to Velvet. Without waking them, I gently lifted their arms off of me and snuck out. I calmly sneak back to my dorm room somehow and collapse on a chair.
"You look rough," Graylit says while on her scroll.
'Can you pick a personality woman?!' I think angrily while realizing that I didn't change clothes. "You have no idea."
"I actually do," Graylit says showing me her scroll.
On it was an online bid for the pictures Velvet and Coco took of me.
"I'm not going back out until I'm off this pill," I tell her.
"Even if the dance is tomorrow?" Graylit asks.
"Especially since the dance is tomorrow," I answer.
"Aww~ I wanted to ask you to prom," She says with fake sadness.
{Another one for the harem,} Dest tells me jokingly.
"Don't joke about that," I tell the both of them. "Today really tired me out, if it wasn't for Yang I would've been kidnapped."
"Well you technically did," Graylit responds.
{Yeah man, you totally did,} Dest agrees with her.
'Shut the hell up,' I tell Dest then say. "Well all that matters now is s~leep."
I rush out the common room to the actual bed area and get into my bed.
'Tomorrow's gonna be difficult,' I think as I realize someone else was in my bed.
I threw the covers off of me and see Jekyll peacefully sleeping beside me. Looking at her I decided to not bother her simply because her sleeping face was extremely cute. I pull the covers back up and lie back down, not facing Jekyll.
{O~h, even your own servants aren't safe from your harem,} Dest tells me.
'Be serious,' I respond. 'My plan was to stop Cinder from hacking the Cross Continental Transmit System but since I'm in heat it's not possible.'
{Yeah, because even in this form the moment you get angry you become feral,} Dest reminds me. {Why don't you just make another virus that you have control over?}
'So I have total control over everything and she just thinks thing are going her way,' I widen my eyes in realization. 'She can have control over the random match up system for the Vytal festival but she won't get Yang to 'break' Mercury's leg or Pyhrra to kill Penny.'
{So that's why you trained them? That's nice of you,} Dest tells me.
'Nah, I'm just going to beat Ruby's team,' I tell him. 'Therefore stopping Mercury's fake leg break and Jekyll's gonna deal with Emerald. But I'm going to need to have Jekyll install the virus after Cinder does her's.'
{Because since Jekyll is an assassin class servant she automatically has Presence Concealment,} Dest realizes. {So unless she wants to be found she's undetectable.}
'Bingo,' I tell him as I sit up and pull out my scroll. 'But first, Dest can you make me get my regular body back, I don't want to get another suit.'
{I thought you weren't going to the dance?} Dest asks me.
'Oh I am, I just wanted to keep my options open,' I answer as I proceed to make the virus. 'But let me change first okay?'
{Got it,} Dest says.