Without thinking anymore, I went to the most expensive resturant in Tanzaku town. It is super expensive that I felt bad for lefting my family out of the feast, but I will make up for them later on when they come here after a month. It is almost morning, and the good thing about expensive restaurants is that they are open 24/7.
I went inside to find the staffs full of beautiful ladies, no man can be found among the staffs. The disgusting thing is that the rich old fat guys are actually harassing the staffs sexually. From slabing their ass, to grabbing their pillows, and you can imagine how disgusting it was.
I entered of course as the grown up version of myself, and since I am low in calories, I need to eat fast to be able to mentain this look.
A beautiful female staff came to me and smiled then asked me how many people? "Just one" I said, and she showed a little bit of dissatisfaction.
I then added "I want to go to a private place, don't worry about the price, I am able to pay"
She looked at me weirdly, then smiled and said "Sorry, we don't give that kind of service"
I looked at her with an angry expression and said "I want to eat my food in a private room. You don't have private rooms in a building this big?"
She realised that she understood me wrong, then she looked frustrated and said "I am sorry sir, and yes, there are private rooms here, the prices ar-"
Before she could continue, I already had enough of her delusional self-centered character, so I interrupted by throwing 100k ryo on her face and said "get it done now, and I don't want you to serve me, get me another staff that have self respect!".
She looked at the money with shock, bent down to collect it with some tears on her eyes, the other staffs saw what just happened, one of them went inside, the other came to me and asked "What does young master need from our humble restaurant?" I replied with a very respectable tone "I need a private room to eat my food, I will not spend my time here looking at how disgusting the behavior of people here, your staff included".
She smiled at me and lead me silently to a private room, and gave me a menu to think of my orders, but before leaving I said "Give me your most expensive side, most expensive dish, most expensive drink. If I find something with low quality here I will flip this whole restaurant up and down until it can't run anymore"
She started sweating, because the amount that I threw outside was already enough to buy the best dish and drink in the restaurant, and yet she wouldn't afford to buy the drink alone with 2 months salary.
She replied in a weakly manner "Yes sir! It will be to your satisfaction!"
She left in a hurry. Of course as the evil person I am, I was preparing the plan to ruin the restaurant if they didn't get some big shot to apologize to me. Customer is always right, and money does nothing wrong.
After waiting 5 minutes, the head chef came to present the most expensive side which was suprisingly a white truffle risotto, which is considered a nice side in New York restaurants, some restaurants ever charge a lot on it... which I find unjustifiable.
He started explaining the ingredients like the special plant oil, the onion, the rice, etc... The way it was cooked, and how scarce some of the ingredients are (mainly because they never learned how to do selective breeding in fruits and vegetables).
I simply nodded and started eating. It actually was super tasty... I always wanted to try it in New York, but never got the chance.
The head chef looked at me with a worried face waiting for my reply. I stopped eating and said with a regular tone "It is good, but where is my drink? does it take 5 minutes to mix up a drink?"
He sighed out of relief then said "Your drink is coming up soon. We are just taking out the oldest and most protected bottle of wine in our storage, it actually cost it's weight but in gold. This bottle is the mark of bride to our restaurant, it was a bottle stored by the creator of the restaurant before even the first war started. It was the first bottle of wine to be ever created in this land, and to this day, the people who knows how to make wine is counted on the fingers of your hands"
"Ah, ok. Just come back when you get me my wine". I said looking like I lost my interest.
He left quickly without saying a word, and I continued eating for another 5 minutes.
A big bottle like a 2 litter one was delievered by a half naked lady that was in her 20s. She looked at me with a smile and sat at the other side of the table and said "I am Haru Kurihara, I am the current owner of this restaurant. I am here to apologize for the rude behavior of one of our staff. Don't worry, she have been fired from here. We do care about our customer's satisfaction, thus we are willing to sell you this 400k treasured bottle of wine at a price of 300k ryo, it is the oldest and most precious wine in the world. It is even more revered than the oldest sake, the idea of wine and sake are almost the same, one of the differences is th-"
I interrupted "That sake is made from water and rice, while wine is made from fruits, I know. Which fruit is so rare to rice the price of this wine to this amount?"
She looked at me with shock, then she continued "It is mangosteens, it is now extinct, after the ninja wars, every mangosteen tree have been cut, thus the price of this wine increased a lot, with how old it is, it is known to be the most expensive bottle of wine in the land of fire, even the richest man will not be allowed to look at it"
I said with a happy tome "I will buy it, I will also invite a beautiful woman such as yourself to drink and eat with me, of course the bill is on me"
She smiled and said "You are so generous, but... are you sure of your offer?"
I simply nodded, as I put some wine on a cup and gave it to her "This thing is the hard work of your ancestor, you deserve to taste it first". She didn't try to be humble since she always wanted to taste it.
She grabbed the cup and tasted it, she started coughing immediately, guess it is strong.
I never tried wine before... welp, amma give it a try. I put some in my cup too and tried to drink a little to see if me likey or me not likey... found out me not likey... it smells and taste like sh*t, damm how do people drink those things.
Haru looked at me with a weird look noticing how unused I am to alcohol, she just smiled and said "If you can't drink, than I can not make you pay for it". I replied "Well, I will pay for it and give you some of it as a gift, maybe another cup... the other... Don't mind me but I will give it to someone who have bigger pillows than yours". She couldn't react because she was too flat... she had the perfect flat land that is really good to build something on... damm.
we just laughed it off, the dinner came by, which were some really big ribs from some rare beast, that can't be found in the wilderness anymore. It tasted good, way better than any meat I ate in my past life. After finishing the food, Haru thanked me with a kiss to my cheeks for the invitation, and told me that next time I come by, she will be the one inviting me.
I quit the resturant with satisfied stomach, now is time to go gambling... maybe make tsunade lose all her money... who knows?