Haru stopped me from intervening to save the man that was getting kicked on the ground, saying " Those are my cousins. They are so abusive, they are abusing some guards for the simplest reasons"
"Simplest reasons like?" I questioned her. "One day they found a rat inside the family compound, so they tortured the guard to death. They blamed him for having a rat in the compound, then we found that the rat entered because of how unclean the bathroom of my cousin is. So they tortured the maid to death, then it turned out that my cousin actually locked her door and said that under any circumstances, no one is allowed to enter her room"
"So basically, they are the reason for the problem, yet they killed the people who work here... How do you guys even get to hire workers after those 'incidents'? It is kinda weird that anyone is actually working for your family". I didn't understand how could people just throw their lives away like this!
Haru just shrugged, and grabbed my hand again and started walking through the door, until the stupid triplet stopped us.
The older brother who was in his 30s said "if it wasn't me dear cousin! You are getting commoners into our house again? We talked about this before, we can't let a whore like you to get more of those dirty commoners inside our house!"
Then a bitch in her mid 20s said "Yes! I find it degrading that you even share blood with us... In my husband's house, I never see commoners walking around, they are not even worth cleaning after me!"
Before letting them drag on any longer, I just smiled and said "It is clear who is the whore here. Of course it is the one who married a man older than her father just for positions and fucked her own brothers because her husband couldn't bother with her anymore... hahaha do you really think the Daimyo married you because of who you are, not because he wanted to build a positive relationship with the Kuriharas?"
She became as red as a pig and started screaming ununderstandable things as if I killed her whole family. Her brothers started shouting "Guards! Guards! Kill this trash! He is attacking the compound!"
Haru looked scared, but I just smiled... I knew that I wanted to try my genjutsu on those people! "WOKE technique", without any hand signs, and with just looking at them with my red blood eyes, just like that I turned them into WOKE people... effects take place in 1, 2, 3....
The brothers stopped shouting and looked at me with a sorry look "Sorry for assuming your gender, we were sexist for not asking for your prefered pronouns. We will compensate with anything you want, after all, we love transgendered people!"
'Wait... did they just call me a transgender? I have a peepee, WTF?' I glared at them again, "Sexuality Confusion Jutsu!". Then said "There is nothing wrong in being gay, you two look cute at each other!" Once they heard me say that, they looked at each other and started blushing, their sister didn't know wtf happened to her brothers, she thought that they are acting too weird.
"Being the good person that I am, I would want you two to have a sucessful relationship as a compensation for not using the correct pornouns for me gender... I want you to be the hope of this world, and prove to them that gay and happiness would bring peace!" (I am really bad at writing crap)
They nodded and before they started kissing and making up in front of the gate, I quickly covered Haru's eyes. A lot of manly moans were heard in just seconds. The screaming pig was now vomiting all her fats, looking at her brothers' 'disgusting' act.
I quickly grabbed Haru and went inside the compound. No one stopped us, they were all shocked to see the 2 Kuriharas making up and grabbing each other's ass.
Haru started giving me a tour around the place. Until we arrived at her room where she kissed me and thanked me for what I've done to her cousins, and talked a little bit about how hilarious it was... She then started asking me about what did those words mean, the ones I spoke of. I just said that they are like secret codes to talk with the people that are under my genjutsu, and that she should never use them.
She told me to wait in her room while she is going to look for her father and just walked out without waiting for my reply...
I hate waiting, so I jumped into her bed and laid down. Looking around her room, it was just a normal room. Nothing special about it, and doesn't look like it is a room of a rich girl or anything.
She came back "My father wants to meet you, he already knows about our relationship from the time you jerk didn't come back in time!"
I did what I do best whe confronted... laugh awkwardly and scratch my hair. She started leading the way and I followed her, until we reached a big building. A lot of servants with komino standing there, I entered inside with Haru, hand grabing hand, showing that we are already a couple.
An oldman was setting on the very end of the table, he had a serious look on his face.
Haru and I sat to next to each other then looked at her father in the eyes. We stayed like this until his face changed into that of a happy face and said "So you are the guy that bought that expensive wine bottle! Why did you buy it anyway?"
I was too tense, I stiffly said "I fell in love with Haru from first sight, so I wanted to impress her by buying the wine and invite her to drink it with me... much to my disappointment I found out that I am not good at wine ha ha(awkward laugh)"
suddenly ninja appeared behind Haru, I quickly used "Fire release: Great Fire Ball" while shortcuting the hand signals which made me able to use fast enough to react to an ambush.
The ninja didn't have time to react as the distance between me and him is so short. He was burned to ashes.
Mr.Kurihara did only shout "STOP!" just after the ninja turned to ashes...
He looked at me with shock saying "this was a hired ninja try and see if you really love Haru or not... but you actually killed him!"
I shrugged my shoulders and said "Of course I would kill him. Anyone who dare touch my Haru will end up the same. I will protect her even if it was against the whole world, you don't have to worry old man"
I looked cool and handsome, even Haru jumped to my embrace. We looked like the perfect couple at the moment, a strong guy embracing his beautiful wife.
Mr.Kurihara "I agree of your relationship with my daughter, but you still have to make my wife agree as well."
A sound of an old lady came out from the door that just got opened "Don't worry young man, you are the most handsome young man and the most deserving of my daughter; only if you were born in my time, I would have married you instead of this useless man!"
"Don't say that honey!" He looked kind of sad, and we all started laughing, I was sure I will get along with Haru's family.
I stayed here for a week, Haru got me the bank account and agreed to use my stupid excuse to justify the money for me, which will play a really big role in not being noticed by the anbus.
It was finally time to call my family, but I couldn't be bothered to go with my real body, this is why I let my clone go, and once it arrived, I will switch places with it, since I upgraded the shadow clone technique to a version where I can switch places with my clones.