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Another Naruto Fanfic (Just for fun)

🇴🇲Voidne
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Chapter 1 - I died... Welp, no more life issues!

Voidne is a student that was always selfless. Lestinning to his mother's wishes he never say "no" to her. After graduating from highschool with high grades, his mother signed him up for a scholarship which he didn't have an opinion on at first. As time went on, 3 years have passed and Voidne found that writing does make him happy.

With all the problems with his happiness in the last 3 years living alone and not being able to get through the cultural gap, Voidne finally got depressed, he started writing like a maniac and ignoring the university, until one day his Visa got canceled.

Voidne thought to himself "Why do I live if all what I have done in my life was for other people but not for me?"

it was the middle of the night. Voidne finally decided that he will end his life once and for all. He was so ashamed to face his mother after getting his Visa canceled because of his hobby. with that combined with all the depresion and the lonliness Voidne suffered for 3 years, it pushed him to the edge.

Voidne searched online for the easiest way to suicide in google, he only found bullsh*t about how he should feel positive and crap like that. He got enraged, went outside and jumped in front of a oil truck, which crushed the tree to avoid him. A massive explosion occured in front of him.

"Guess I will die from an explosion... welp at least I didn't die from old age or disease or some weak crap, I needed an explosion to kill me!" Voidne's last thoughts.

he closed his eyes and accepted death. Finally his meaningless life had come to an end.

( Voidne's POV )

' eyyyyy, I am dead for sure! I never been happier... it hurt me though that my mother will feel sad about me. I should have been more selfish. well... now if we think about religous believes... I should go to hell right? I mean I suicided which is a really bad thing to do! welp, I guess I was doomed from the very moment I came to exist anyway '

I found myself floating in a dark place. It is wet, warm, and I can't move at all. Seems so comfy for hell, if this is what hell is like, I should have suicided long time ago.

I closed my eyes exhuasted, then I fell asleep.

I opened my eyes after god knows how much time to see white light like a cave entrance, I feel myself being pushed by the dark place to the cave entrance. ' there is no way I am meeting god... god have like trilions of souls and 100% he won't meet someone who did nothing great like me ' I thought.

Upon exiting from the cave, I locked at blury images and some weird creatures making voices that I couldn'e understand, I wan't to know wtf is going on, this is a joke right?

While I was thinking, i got spanked in the ass, and start crying automatically... ' dafuq man? I like to spank girls, not to be spanked!! f*ck you dude!! ' welp, I assumed a dude spanked me because I was never lucky to have any girlfriend nor have a sex in my whole life.

After being moved around by those weird colors, I had enough, it is time to fight back!

I tried moving my arms to grab those colors and squeeze them... ' they kinda have the outline of people tho... guess even angels are making fun of me because of suiciding! I knew you light creatures were sht! '

I extended my arms and poked the white circle I saw in the figure ' take this angel! right in the eye Biaaaaaaaa**ch!! ' I feel happy, but I feel myself falling, I fell to a solid ground as that freaking angel dropped me... it kinda hurts!

I think I will die again... ' I don't want to die like this! at least... kill me by a sword or something so I can be proud! I don't want to die because an angel dropped me to the ground XD... WAIT... NVM!! this is a really good way to die! I heard stories that angels are OP creatures that can oblitrate the human race in seconds! second death maybe? '

I feel my body is burning hot! I can only think of Big Shaq " mans not hot '. Even though I am running through pain, I am actually remembering the memes and laughing inside to forget what is going on outside.

After being dropped, the other angel rush and pick me up from the ground and shake me like if I was a milkshake! I think I want to vomit! yikes.

welp, the burning stopped, I feel my body got stronger! I opened my eyes again to look at the angels figures... but now... I can see clearly! Angels do look like anime characters! sht, they are kinda hot tbh... not that I am gay but you see... in my world, there were never people that can look like hot anime chicks...

I started hearing again and foudn that I started understanding what they are saying.

Person 1 " Is my baby ok? " with panicing voice she looks fresturated and sad.

'I will call her Mom I guess?'

Person 2 " I don't find any issues in him after falling to the ground. I think he will be fine, I will need to make more checks on him to make sure that he is fine "

Annoying person 3 " I am sorry mom! he poked my eyes, and I got scared and dropped him " with the annoying sound of a stupid kid!

'so this is sister? she sounds like 3 or 4'

" Maho, I will never let you hold him again, now leave! you are grounded! " mom was angry AF! 'Geez, my sister is called Maho huh? welp, I am glad she got what she deserve for dropping me! what a useless trash of an older sister!'

welp, I am hungry... I guess I will just start screaming and my mom will understand that I need food? I started crying and as if she is a mind reader, my mom started feeding me some breast milk... as a man I liked it... but it is my mom... so this is incest? also, it tastes really bad! but I am hungry, so I guess I need to drink.

after sometimes I closed my eyes and slept, tbh... I am so excited to get to know those people. If you asked me one thing I learned from my life, is to never listen to other people's advice. They will just try to presuade you about something like hypocrites, then when you listen, they will have high expecations and that will make you hate yourself.

In this life I will live freely! F*ck people's expecations! amma be what I wanna be!