I went back home and jumped through the window like an expert thief! I climbed the bed and went back to sleep between mom and my sister... but it was time for some fun! I want to see if sister got what it takes to be compared to mom's balloons of a chest!
I sat down and started feeling my sister's chest with my small hands... to my shock they were flat! they were more flat than the flat earth 3D plate... which was a flat plate...
Maho is a disappointment, but as I tried to remove my hands from that area, she turned around and hugged me while sleeping? saying " I love you Onii-chan! please don't go away! Onii-Chaaaan!"
I was startled... 'Dafuq is wrong with you? I am only 1 day old and you already in love with me... wow, guess she is not even cute, no one looks at her as a possible gf. what am I even thinking about? she is 4. But I won't lie, it feels great to have someone who actually do love you, I don't mind if you stay flat forever Onee-chan, I will make you my wife too!'
I slept on her arms while putting my arm on her face...
damm I am hungry! I woke up, my mother and sister were still sleeping but I was sure it is the morning, like 7AM. I think that is enough rest for both of them... I am still being hugged by this flat useless sister.
I started crying loud so I can wake them up. My mother woke up to see my sister is hugging my tightly and she was furious! she woke my useless Maho with a slap to the face telling her to let me go.
Poor Maho woke up with a slap, and when she saw my mother angry, she started crying. To be honest I felt bad for her, she is 4 years old after all. So I stopped crying and starting rubbing where her hands which were on her slapped cheeks. My mother was also feeling gulity, and wanted to say sorry, but before she could, I have already made my face close to my sister and started licking her tears as if I was telling her not to cry.
My sister and my mother thought that this was adroable and then my mother apologized, in which my sister apologized too to put me in danger. My mother then was happy enough so she started showing me her boobies so I can feed.
Welp, I always wanted to try to see how it feels to suck from the both at the same time, since I never tried before, I started urging my mom to give me her other breast, started annoying her about it until she just gave up and put me in the middle, I grabbed both of the milk facroties with my small hands and put them both inside my mouth. My mother as shocked, she looks at me weirdly, then she stopped locking at me and started talking back to my sister, on how she should practice the stupid leaf chakra practice.
After being filled, I wanted to do something that guarantees that I will be a monster in the future, but I can't show my mom that I can walk and make understandable sounds yet. I am 2 days old after all. I kept looking at the roof until the afternoon. In the afternoon, a lady that looks like my mother came to the house and said "Fumiko! thank goodness that you are fine! you don't know how scared I am searching on you at the hospital without any trace!"
my mother replied "Thank you for your concern Fumika! It really means a lot that after all those years we are still this close. Even after I married behind your back, you still care about me"
'so my mother is Fumiko, my aunt is Fumika, cool! they both have big balloons! I am livin da LIFE!'
"Of course I care about you silly, we are twins! also, you gave birth to a really cute baby! I of course to care about him a little more than you" with a teasing voice Fumika said
Mom dropped me on the bed and started hugging her sister... well, I guess I want to know what will they talk about, I will quietly observe to get more idea about my family!
"So where is your husband? he left you alone with the child with yesterday's incident?" Fumika asked
to that my mother replied "He went outside the village on a mission to Kumo to invastigate, I don't know when he will return"
'Wow, my father is alive! I think I should celebrate. surely there is nothing that could go wrong from now on!'
as I said that in my mind we heard a knock in the door. My mother opened the door and a ninja came in and said "Sorry to report you bad news, your husband Ito Daishi was excecuted for commiting treason and sharing the secrets of the village Kumogakure"
After saying that with cold voice, as if the ninja didn't care about anyone's emotions, he left without even bother saying it twice. My mother was shocked and started crying loudly while hugging my aunt. My sister also started crying when she say my mother is crying. For me, I think I am F*cked, no father means that my mother will have to work hard to gain money, which is also the same of what happened in my last life...
I saw taht the mood was depressing, so I thought maybe I could make my mom happy if I showed her that I am a prodigy and that I could crawl. So I rolled out of the bed without anyone noticing I fell on my face... AGAIN!!! and then started crawling to my crying mother.
Once I reached her, I started grabing into her legs to make her notice me, it took her a while to notice me, when she did, she stopped crying and carried me and started showering me with kisses.
I did not holt back, every time she tried to kiss my forehead or anything, I will always move so she kiss my lips. I grabbed her face and started kissing her under her eyes, then started cleaning her face with my tiny hands.
My aunt was shocked, she said "Fumiko, your child looks like he understands people just fine. Did you do anything to him? any forbidden jutsus or anything? there is something weird 100%"
my mom replied "I didn't do anything, I just know that my son is an angel that came to here to make me feel happier, isn't that right Voidne-san? who is adroable? yes you are!! who is my cutie? yes you are! who is going to make mom happy? yes you are!"
' Dafuq how she knew my name? welp whatever... I love her anyway, and at least she doesn't look so sad anymore!'
My aunt "This is not fair Fumiko, I want to play with Voidne san too!"
and this is how they went about trying to fight over me as if I am a toy. For Maho, she also stopped crying and started to laugh again when my mother and my aunt started fighting over me, then she also joined the fight because she wanted a piece of me too!
For me... I think when I grow up, I want to marry the 3 of them and make them live happily with me ever after. This is why I need to start growing stronger so I can protect them and make them feel happy!