"Am Oii a bit of a lejonnddd for doin dis??"
basically roight, after yesterday noite when Jos cots parents didn't come to parents evening, he got into an argument with his mum quoth his mum "suckurmum" and so he did, wearing his Japan hoodie!
"haow do ah proov to ma mummi and abwa dabwa that I'm a bit of lejennd" is what he asked himself before an LED power saving light bulb went off in his head under his greasyyy hair.
Jos Cot got off the bus at lsst to pe but instead, did it to them like an almost dapper sir when abul babul ascended from the ground to T pose, whip, dab and swerve on these hos.
they both drove forwards creating a slipstream in which Tom wowwul was utilising to boss his way through the school, clearly establishing his dominance and having teachers bow down to him.
when barisherab boi boi and blodvappa 96969 got to the physics Mr dompson descended from the sky come say "wat yo been sayin to dis kid??" to which Jos Cot replied "I ain't said shit" no but seriously "I don't know what you're talking abouut" "i haven't done anythiiing" Mr dompson asked if he was a new student to physics, but by then Jos Cot, who travelled 69 centimetres to get to the classroom, was terrified of inconveniencing this dapper sir "gudbaiiiii" STFU BICH STUPID BITCH I TOLD U I FVKIN TOLD U U FVKD IT ALL UP