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Chapter 52 - Bee Up Bum

Would you say that it's dumb, for a bee to be up the bum?...

One day, bathtub boi maloi maloi was searching through the library of the scool loibrary when he disturbed the airflow in the room submerging the librarian into a deep rage!

"bumtub boi you naughty boi! you have shifted the balance of the oxygen in this room and so you shall suffer the pain of a thousand needles in the weenus!"

even the fat little bowling ball kids in the library that'd hang about and suck their elbows were frightened by this severe punishment, but also became envious of basin boi when all of a sudden, Schweppes lemonade boi stood up and declared "shaking my head!"

"of all people that could have made such an inaccurate remark, I had never thought that it'd be you...for the weenus has little to no pain receptors!"

"HOLY FCK" the librarian quickly made a refreshing cup of coffee, stood up, dabbed and was compressed down to a 2d picture on the flow that walked over to bumtub boi to hand over a special book.

the book's name was..."bee up bum"

bee up bum but not bum boi boi opened the book, releasing the light from within and even got succ'd inside the book, where an entire world awaited him.

"could it be that jaffaman gaming evading Mr gloybraith's minions had fallen through the barrier between this world and the bee up bum world, meaning that somewhere, he has a bee up bum??"

bee up bum boi dabbed, whipped, now watch me nae nae he dusted off his Birmingham shoulders and deployed his map to alabummer.

for 69 days, nights and wet dream frights, bathtub boi traversed through the realm of bee up bum untill he came across a titanium exhaust system. what?

"what's a titanium, magnesium alloy maloi in front of bathtub baloi doing in the middle of the bee up bum realm? this is truly a mysterious world, I wonder where this titanium exhaust system leads to!"

bathtub boi dived in as though he had found a tasty shoulder to eat when he realised that the temperature was exponentially increasing.

"ah yes, it seems that this planet is actually a thicc belly button."

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