Tesco's express is a great shop I love going there not just because of the wide variety of products they have but also because Tesco's express is a part of our lives. What is existence without Tescos' express, if not bland and ultimately pointless?
as bathtub boy entered the moon's gravitational influence he T posed, making good use of the kinetic energy that had brought him here to achieve a perfectly elliptical orbit in the shape of an egg!
bathtub boy then deployed pee and created the clouds which, due to the egg shaped orbit of bathtub boy, nodded in approval and began to rain eggs onto the moon oh my gosh that's epic! as the moon's surface was covered with eggs, bathtub boy did it to them and orbited the moon for a thousand years.
a thousand years later bathtub boy was passing through the surface of the moon when he saw a dapper sir paying tribute to a shrine "omg it's reec aloe Vera!"
bathtub boy loves processed foods yum he I posed, giving him an aerodynamic shape and dived into the moon's surface, tunneling for a hundred miles and popping out where reec aloe Vera angleas deliora alamora seliora reniora helidora revoiora avrora and dusting his shoulders enabling a dapper vanity to be seen.
reec was peeing on the shrine absolutely loving the meal deal! he had white robes on to represent purity and put his hands together in prayer while peeing on the shrine to show dedication. he then turned around and said in suprise "footage is called footage because the film that the frames of olden movies were stored on were measured in the unit of feet??!!"
"what" bathtub boy hit that dab he spun and hit that dab he spun and jumped and kept going up and wouldn't come back down and got sucked into a blackhole hahahaha come say "what you wearing???" say "take off your clothes" and "fold them neatly" today or tommorow??
reec explained that after he peed and the genius gang were exiled to be the Kleenex gang he was very depressed that he was peeing without his stylophone, and so he went on a religious pilgrimage paying respects to every holy place in the universe to find his stylophone.
bathtub boy then explained that Jaco hara loves orange juice and swirls it around to make it taste better and reec mined a tree to make some wooden planks he ate diamonds.
realising that jaco hara would only get more powerful over time, reec and bathtub boy decided to go on the pilgrimage together to see the meaning of the universe and to find reec's stylophone, ignoring Jaco hara and journeying through the universe for millions of years
Translator's Note: Keep in mind that 'time' is merely a dimension that the deity like figures in this novel merely walk upon, rather than live in. hence, the passing of time fluctuates based on the actions of these rock hard geezers.
This volume has been very spicy and daresay, a little malicey, henceforth it is with great pleasure that I shall begin translating the third volume.