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Chapter 34 - Fresh Trim

Mr grumble, knowing that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, uploaded a video onto YouTube telling all other teachers how to plan out their lessons and instantly got a trillion likes thanks Mr grumble!

"oh noo" bathtub boy was sad that bordan jarnard benkins was a metamorphic rock and knew that the likes Mr grumble was getting was making him more powerful!

they T posed in quick succession and ascended into the sky to become spitfires and Messerschmitts and had a dog fight before investing in pre grated cheese! this vastly increased the amount of nigerias the genius gang could buy and in turn resulted in a surge of energy!

bathtub boy teleported to Chernobyl, reec aloe Vera angleas teleported to can I watch?? and Jos cot watched 18+ rated animations!

All three T posed horizontally while in mid air at the ceiling and went through the ceiling into the air and peeing in one single confluence causing a tsunami of milk to fall upon Mr grumble!

but before it could drown Mr grumble, evil laff heard say "creamy creams coming out the seams!"

"flip you doing??" a wave of cream came out of Jos cots's mum's flower vase and Jos laff "want an onion bhaji sandwich??" Jos cots dad left home.

the tsunami of milk and the tsunami of cream smashed against each other and flattened the mountains alarming Mr grumble he quickly posted a few naughty pics online and a light came down from the heavens onto him in the form of YouCylinder revenue!

"me grumble me tumble me grumble time to rumble!" Mr grumble licked the floor and placed down a telescope to find search for Mr Gloybraith using his new revenue powers but still couldn't find him such a dire situation!

instead Mr grumble found the mloon that bathtub boy ate oof buy Menace Ellis' merch!

milky wilks tried to take tissues out of his box but he had completely run out "no!" he squinted and took a picture where 2 pixels in the corner were of his face and posted them onto bapchat.

but before he could spin around and pee a loud voice came out from his pants, "I found you!" come say "I pound you" the real Deadpool came out of menace ellis' pants oh no!

"how you get here??" menace Ellis was dumbfounded he was discombobulated and began performing electrolysis but the real the original deadpool boner mbalister who's strong because he drinks milk and is invisible cos of his mum's helmet dabbed say "hehehe I was always in Ur pants but u never saw me cos I'm invisible and I stole Ur pens!"

Ellis menace, having realised that his pens were stolen right out of his pants, got a really bad stomach ache and started swimming in concrete "Stephen hawkings" he uttered and played jelly splash making Deadpool laff in pity "ohhh shiittt dab on ittt!!!1!!!!!"

seeing that menace Ellis was at a disadvantage against the real the Deadpool of original who is fast cos of his special running shoes Jos cot came off his 18+ rated animations and hacked the merch website causing menace Ellis' merch to be sold infinitely!

Jos cot put on menace ellis' merch that had 18+ rated pictures on it and reec laff sooo hard he went up to the clouds he went into the ground he went up to the moon he went into the mantle of the earth wow bathtub boy chugged Johnson's baby oil and reec say "can I have some??" and "can I try??"

but then the sky became a game of Scrabble and the genius gang began to be educated on gradient lines "who darr milc??" was uttered upon the earth, ripping it apart. Mr Gloybraith was angery, approaching quickly and the wenius Wang could feel it.

"sell salmon" the genius gang all wore menace ellis' merch, lathered themselves in flora avrora I cannot believe it's not butter, dusted their shoulders off adjusted their ties neatened up their collars adjusted their collar bones ate their rib cages milked a cow I need to pee now! they played jelly splash ate potato mash put Jos cot in the trash, T posed and were bottled at the source as still natural spring water generating a field of energy so dense and immense they all got fresh trims and travelled back to the time of the Bible chapter: Benesis! gosh, looking so dapper epic time travellers!