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Chapter 15 - The Stayshionary Shop

So batty man boy bathtub boy and reec aloe Vera alamora avrora and Jos cot was on their way to the stationary shop when they suddenly came across baron Bushmell's forehead come say "take off your clothes" and the three of them felt very agitated by the beauty of his forehead it was so massive it was the size of the universe and it took like a bajillion years to traverse across it even with the Succ Trucc bus driven by Kos Cot's favourite friend the bus driver.

it took another bajillion years to get to the stationary shop and when they did the genius gang quickly adjusted their ties and dusted off their shoulders to begin to look the most dapper and they knocked on the door of the stationary shop using Quorn mince.

the stationary shop owner was like omg I cannot believe it's not real meat and became vegan and this was a benefit because it meant that the wenius Wang could now pay the stationary shop in vegetables and olive oil. the stationary shop owner was like oh yes I do fancy some vegetables and reec laff come say take off your clothes say "me pee!" they began to cry out of relief and became the moon.

first they bought one pen and one pencil sharpener bit they had no pencils so Jos cot took out his bacon bap and became a cube reec aloe Vera likes to become fish he swam down the stream and burst out at the seams.

the stationary shop had many spicy malicey me likely parts and this allowed the wenius Wang to select whatever Ingredients they needed to make a perfect mug cake and also to upgrade the Succ Trucc to travel through dimensional barriers.

unfortunately the stationary shop a really had no batter so bathtub boy was very sad this is because bathtub boy wanted to become a pancake by mixing up eggs with milk and then became batter for real!

the genius gang paid the stationary shop over seven carrots, a hefty sum, for two bacon baps and one bajillion calories. the genius gang headed to the canteen to fill up their bladders to Increase the pressure of their pee.