As the wenius Wang travelled closer and closer to Skegness they began to feel as though the air was becoming cleaner, it smelt like Skegness! they travelled in the Succ Trucc for 6 bajillion years and Jos cot looked into the Succ trucc's frijj to reveal a great horror!
there was no more cheese and pesto pasta! fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc Jos cos, having not eaten cheese and pesto pasta for a Planck time (the time it takes for Mr broseph to move one Planck length with a flat tire on his bike) began to starve and turned into a pile of bones LOL.
"oh no!" reec was horrified, "Jos cot has the same bone structure of will Ferrell!" the two remaining genius gang members were very angery about this and perhaps became a lampshade. "shh" bathtub boy say "shhh" say "let me gess u r mroon?" the sky turned red on anger having heard this possibly true story.
the two remaining benius bang members stuffed Jos Cot's bones into a bag and then headed off to succdonalds led by an old friend of the genius gang, yet when they got there they were confronted by the milk man by Stephen hawkings who thoroughly educated them on sexual education.
"gosh darn" bathtub barisherab was in a dismal mood but then In the distance he spotted a godly sight! "it the real the original and also magnificent and invisible because of his mum's helmet and strong cos of milk that gives him strong bones and also looking through Pinterest at superheroes and also stab resistant cos of his bullet proof vest Deadpool!"
reec wasn't listening though and was instead sketching the right pectoral of will I am legend so he turned around and said, "what??" fam take off your clothes!
miss no man's land became a cucumber out of angry she literally became 98% water out of anger come say "Conor mcolster that's no way to get good GCSEs!" but dedpol kept scrolling.
Jos cot came back from the dead and shouted "stop scrolling through Pinterest!" along with the rest of the wenius Wang yet the real Deadpool just kept on scrolling through Pinterest looking at batman and also squirrel girl (Jos rusels girlfriend) and also Dicke and balls!
miss no man's land was so appalled that she ascended into the air and flied over to deadpools computer where she launched a hundred thousand deadly blows through her laser glasses oof! fortunately none of the attacks actually hurt deadpool cos his bullet proof vest was resistant to the attacks and instead he just kept scrolling looking with great hunger at Pennis and also Dicke and balls mmm!
no longer discombobulated like Jos rusl the genius gang got a great idea on how to feed Jos cot so he comes back from the dead as Jos cot went back to being dead since the real Deadpool kept scrolling through Pinterest.
bathtub boy hacked into Jos cots super computer with an axe. sometimes I wonder why we're still alive come say "suckurmum!"
the sky literally shatters into glass shards and penetrated the moon and the moon cries come say "look at the mloon" but reec just loves to pee smh the two of them travelled through the quantum realm into the grand and ancient domain: minimalistbaker.com
to their delight, reec and also Pennis were greeted with billions upon trillions of recipes involving spicy tomato soup and milky white egg! the two dived into a curry and began to Succ up the brilliance of romantic poetry mmm yes I like this very much.
it was only after bathtub boy and also balls and reec had succ'd the curry that they realised who had made this curry. Dana!
oh no! the genius gang peed and made s tornado out of pee! they did it to them to defend themselves against the spiciness of the curry and quickly looked at the reviews, one of them being, "Gordan Ramsey: Dana is a very better cook than me and this recipe is superior to anything I have ever seen, however, it is so powerful that it makes my stomach twist and turn until I pee and poo! MODERATORS PLEANSE DONUT BLOCK THIS COMMENT BECAUSE I NEED TO PEE AND THE RECIPE IS VERY CREAMY AND SO IN TURN I BECOME DEELY DONT DELETE THIS COMMENT COS THIS IS MY GENUINE POO!"
the moderator, seeing this heartfelt and genuine poo nodded in approval and let it through for all to see Dana's sins of making curry eaters pee which made Dana furious!
Dana rose from the minimalist Baker website and descended with an already adopted T pose. the genius gang, placed on either corners of the room, quickly did it to them, dissipating the oncoming waves of power coming from the T pose which made Dana take out her spicy scallop spatula oh no!
she dual wielded spatulas and attacked the benius bang but thankfully the jenius jang was skilled in yoga so they performed yoga moves and Dana joined in it was very relaxing and nice but then Dana became very angery! she realised that this wasn't actually yoga, it was Brexit oh noooo she ate her passport and t posed in anger!
unprepared, the genius gang was about to take the force of the hit having only adopted a half doing it to them pose, however, in the last moment a fone came to brunt the force of the attack.
"omg it's bashly Bedfordshire!" reec was doing it to them while becoming flowery bed sheets!
bashley was able to not succumb to fanny Danny's grow up attack as he looked to much like a child meaning that even if he does grow up, he will still remain a child and fanny danny won't be able to Succ out his child powers for benefits! the fone cracked and shattered and because it was very spicy to bashley he felt the attack too and died, going up to heaven where Gaia banderson and crandon boods was having a very smexy time shh donut tell anyone shhhhh he banged on the door come say "Can I watch??"
reec took bashley screenprotector and put it in his pockets for memories and as a sign of respect, the genius gang that was doing it to them, with renewed momentum switched to an ebic T pose formation with even Jos cot reviving using the poo poo (pardon my french) essence of the curry to aid in the attack by playing bapolean botox war!
knowing that this attack would be immense, Dana whipped up a bach of vegan Indian curry and quickly consumed it and gained a massive boost of power, she didn't do it to them but instead became natural orange juice which made Jos cot lick his lips yuum!
seeing that Dana has become stronger, the genius gang became apprehensive and even began to wonder if cock and ball torture would be required to take down Dana! abul babul barisherab bamul namul ceramic enemel bathtub boy, reec aloe vera alimora celiora deliora avioteliodanora filtimul malioara avrora, Jos cot leader of pse peeing space empire and also bse banjo space empire and also ppi payment protection insurance blodvapper will Ferrell 983 admiral of bse began charging up the cock and ball torture, but then, inspiration suddenly hit them.
memories of the real Deadpool scrolling through Pinterest flashed past their eyes and they solidified their T pose gaining a new meaning to this life. They let go of their T pose and then became...
P e n n i s a n d a l s o d i c k e a n d b a l l s
"How could it be?!" Dana cried and frantically tried to eat more curry, but she disintegrated having come to terms with the fact that she will never be Pennis and also Dicke and balls it's very sad it makes me cry...