Cool winds caressed a field of dazzlingly bright purple flowers causing them to gracefully sway side to side. They looked as though they were dancing for the entertainment of the lightly glowing soft pink colored moons that hung in the sky. The largest of the three could not entirely be seen due to is close proximity to the world it accompanied. It was eternally cut in half by the horizon. The second was slightly smaller and could entirely be seen and as for the third, it was the smallest and highest in the sky shining brighter than its companions as though it was proclaiming its presence.
Suddenly a small black dot appeared in the sky above the field. It grew in size every two seconds contracting and expanding space around it. Reaching the size of a twenty-meter black hole its growing stopped, its circumference surrounded by a continuous outward pulsing greyish black must. After a few moments passed two figures fell out plummeting to the ground.
Bang... a loud crash could be heard followed by a large cloud of dust.
"owww" moans of pain and a crackling sound could be heard as one of the figures struggled to stand from within the cloud of dust.
"I hate your dimensional portals, I always end up falling."
"we wouldn't have to use mine if you were more competent"
"oh whatever"(Crack)" were are we"
"don't know"
"huh, how could you not, you opened the portal"
"yes, but I am unskilled with dimensional distortions"
"uhh, do you at least know the general dimension, at least tell me were in the normal expanse of reality "
"yes, we are in the shared reality and at the edge of a secluded universe"
"at least you're useful..."
"Your one to talk"
"huh?"
"mm?"
"Well first things first. conquer the weakest yet fast to reproduce species, then conquer the more powerful species. after this world is mine lead my armies out into this universe and conquer it, then another universe and another and another until I become the supreme ruler of this entire reality hahaha, damn I am good"
"sigh" rolling her eyes misty sighed
interjecting into baldy's nefarious plans misty said
"Instead of repeating the previous incidents perhaps another path your cosmos conquering is more suitable"
"and what would that be, my plots are ingenious, taken from the evil villains guidebook to absolute domination"
"sigh, that piece of shit was written by a delusional hack"
"HOW DEAR YOU INSULT THE GREAT FIEND MONDOS"
"mondos got ran over by a galactic battlecruiser "
"uh, no he died from a heart attack, it's very common in evil beings"
"because he got scared"
"fine whatever what's your suggestion then servant misty," said baldy in a condescending tone.
rolling her eyes she replied: "individual power is the best method"
"huh?"
"power, personal power is the best and most efficient way"
"The fuck you mean?..."
"Beings of tremendous personal power rule this reality. what good is an army against galaxy shattering madmen"
cold sweat trickled down from his bald head as he surfed his mind for a perfect retort to her logic, but none was found.
"As you are now, single-handedly destroying a world or two is possible but not enough "
"the fuck it's not enough, I can't personally fight those monsters, that's what an army is for "
"sigh, always the coward"
"it's not cowardice its strategy"
knowing her master would unyieldingly defend his position on the matter. misty shook her head in disappointment.
"very well, your the master" she conceded
"yes the master is always right"puffing out his chest in triumph his bald head glistened under the pink glow of the moon.
{idiot}.