After going through some drugged shit
Armada came out of his safe and warm home
Armada: It seems i have been reborn KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE the first step for awesomeness has indeed begun kekekeke
ITS A SON ITS A SON he heard, excuse me i why are you all yelling?
Armada: Like i know im one of a kind the greatest of the great but dont hurt my dear ears alright?
I opened my eyes and saw a woman lying close to me
She was looking at me with her gentle eyes
The Woman: his eyes looks just like his dads she said tearfully
Armada: AW HELL NO, I AINT DOING NO REVANGE PLOT STORY FOR MY DAD EVEN IF YOU FORCE ME TO WOMAN!.. WHY DO YOU SAY IT SO SAD ITs OBVIOUS HE IS DEAD OR SOME SHIT
What Armada said in reality ABBABAJSSHBABSJSJBABSHJSSJJSJSJSBABABA! yeah utter gibberish
The Woman: Shed tears of joy he is just like him....
Armada: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: Why isnt the child crying at all? is there something wrong him?
The Woman: Nono impossible my child wouldnt have any defects
The stranger walked to me i could hear the footsteps coming close
Stranger: I will do a check up for the greater good!
Armada was like oh shit what is he gonna do to me? please im still pure i havent lost my purity have mercy!
Stranger took Armada up and started spanking the poor Armadas butt
The Woman: Dont hit his butt to hard maybe he will get hurt she said in a emotional tone
Armada: I will NEVER CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIS DOESNT even give me a itch!
2 seconds later WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Armada: stop hitting my butt it hurts like hell you degenerate!!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVANGE STRANGER!
Stranger: Phew it looks like there is nothing wrong with the child aunt Bing Xinyue
Bing Xinyue: Of course there would be nothing wrong with my child hmph Bing Fuchen who gave you to do such a test what if my child got hurt? the whole Bing clan would be removed from this Sun continent! now give me my son back!
Bing Fuchen: looked pale and aghast im sorry aunt i would never be so presemptous again..
He came to the bed and gently laid the child on the bed..
Bing Xinyue: Hmph this is the last time or else there will be grave consequences!
Armada: Yeah what my moma said just you wait Bing Fuchen i will hit you so hard so your grandma and nine generations wont recognize you... wait that isnt original.... well i guess i will just hit you a bit for that shitty thought...
Bing Xinyue: Lets name him Bing Armada because of his mixed coloured eyes....
Bing Armada: GET OF MY EYES WOMAN GET OF THEM! but eh Bing Armada eh such a handsome name for such a handsome individual like me ..... truly exceptional.. i wouldnt think of any name more grandiose than Bing Armada not like i know what the hell bing means anyways...
It seems that i have been reincarnated into a Chinese world, but why the hell can i understand them so good? they are speaking English for godssake... this is such a scuffed world honestly well atleast it isnt some african stuff that would be scary why do i feel so tired suddenly shouldnt i have some sort of cheating ability?
Oba chan forgot to wipe my memory also or was it the doors that were supposed to reset my memories... maybe it didnt work because i took the diamond door..
welp who cares now i have my behemotic knownledge in this barbarian world!
Hitler didnt scam me right why do i feel tired? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? he thought as he slept.
He slept and had a dream about seeking his own dao and beating the living shit out of Bing Fuchen
Bing Xinyue: Looked gently at her child and also slept because of her tiredness