Hitler: Well we are done here, I'm going to send you off to the cycle of reincarnation...
Hitler did some ninja stuff and the void opened up and created something that looked like a gateway.
Armada: How the hell does that work, it looked like some scuffed kage bunshin no jutsu... I guess I should walk through here?
Hitler: Do you know how long it took me to learn, that how DARE you insult it, its essence is truly deep: and yes no shit you should walk through it why else would I make it look like a gateway
Armada: Well… you are Hitler, better be safe than sorry, who knows someone who is evil once will forever have that evil seed
Armada ran off when he said that
Hitler: WHY THAT- his face became red like a tomato..... and started yelling some German foul words... Ich hätte ihn in die Gaskammer schicken sollen.....
Meanwhile our dear Armada was walking through lots of souls just like him... Some were talking about how they got backstabbed, sepukku'd, died of old age and some- uhm well nots talk about them...
Stranger: HOW THE HELL DID I DIE FROM EATING SOME MCDONALDS!
Armada cringed when he heard that... Well at least I didn't die like that.... Now that I think about it how the hell did Lichade send a truck through the void.... He had disguised himself deeply in the channel.... hmmmmm...
People were walking towards the doors but an Oba-chan told them which door they would go through.. some were yelling at her, some were gratified but the result was always the same, they got sent through the door like cannonballs without any argument.
It was Armada's turn now he just stared at the Oba-chan uh… so well where do I go?
BOOM SFX SOUND EFFECT X10
Oba-chan: How dare THEY attack the cycle of reincarnation.
Monstrosities with human legs and bird heads that were flying came out of nowhere and started destroying the whole place while trying to absorb souls...
Armada: ehhhhhhh this looks weirdly familiar to one of the novels I read wasn't it desol-
Oba-chan (looking at Armada): get into the golden door fast, there isn't much time to waste!!!!
Oba-chan: YOUR KIND ISNT WELCOME HERE...some word that sounded like:
GIBBERISH
BOOM
Oba-chan went full super saiyan mode, rage in her eyes could be seen clearly. Lightning arced around her body and fire rippled like snakes as she teleported to the monstrosities before one shotting them as if they were nothing.
Armada: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT!
He started running as if Usain bolt had possessed him but a monstrous bird blocked his path.
Armada: WHY DO I GET BLOCKED THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION FUCKING SOULS AGHHHH I need to distract this BIRD!
HE TOOK DEEP BREATH INTO HIS ETHEREAL LUNGS THAT DIDNT EXIST.
Armada: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAOS IS PURPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Monstrosity: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Armada: Well i guess I'm fucked and just when I was about to become the greatest mc of all time…
I would finally have been able to cross into the earth realm and show everyone in the channel how amazing and great I am ... too bad.
ZIZIIZIZIZIZIZIZZIIZIIZIZIIZIZIZIZIZ Young Armada it seems as though you need my help.
Armada: HITLER??????????????????????????????????????????????
Hitler: (Looking at the monstrosity) Hmm how dare you puny low tier cannon fodder attack this sacred ground?
Hitler stared at the monstrosity and it had diarrhoea and exploded into bloody parts. A strange gas filled the air.
Armada: Uh I guess I owe you one Hitler...
Hitler: I guess you do ZIIZIZIIZZIIIZIZIZIZIIZ well, go on now i need to help Oba-chan.
He then opened a gateway with his gas - uh - void powers...
Armada: Uh, I doubt u need to help Oba-chan… but whatever.
He walked towards the doors... wait a second there is platinum and a diamond door...
Armada laughed in his brain I'm such a genius.
He walked towards the diamond door, opened it, and got suctioned in...
Sorry oba chan :D