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Chapter 2 - Chapter 1.0 What The Fuck....

Sometimes questions have to be raised, like why the fuck I could see a ocean outside of my window. This came as a shock as the closet fucking beach was over 50 miles away. As I tried to gather my thoughts some Spanish speaking motherfuckers or so I thought where banging on the door only to my mother fucking surprise it was some old ass dude in a full suit of armor My first instinct was to say sorry I am not interested in your off breed KKK cult and slam the door, but that is not what happened it went down more like I open the door I get a bunch of swords in my face, I get handcuffed striped and my store raided, but thankfully to my luck I locked everything up so they couldn't touch anything or steal shit. In my mind I was thinking "Oh no I am about to be shammed like Cersei Lannister that brother fucker." Even tho I was tied to a horse naked and I was being dragged along the ground, I wasn't embarrassed because I went to college and god knows what the fuck we did. The time was quite different compared to my world it appeared to be afternoon and I wasn't tired I guess you can call that magic"I tried making a joke but fuck..." I was being dragged along on a horse threw what appeared to be different type of class layers, we passed threw the slums/peasant area that's where I got those death stares but when I reached the commoner area it was more of hate and disgust but nothing can compare to those high and prideful motherfucking nobles laughing there asses of and one had the guts to throw a fucking tomato "Just you fucking wait and all fucking kill your ass" I 'excitedly' yelled at that cocky as noble. Eventually we reached what appeared to be a Royal Palace more like it was a fucking huge ass land plot in the center of this massive ass town with big ass buildings and tall intimidating towers. Then and there time passed I was eventually blindfolded most likely to hide and info about the castle to this so called 'peasant'. I was eventually dragged before a man who I presumed was a King or Emperor in which in the most respectful way flipped off and told them to kiss my ass as they tried to make me bow. Well after that little squabble with me refusing to bow they told me to just sit there and listen, he explained something about me being some fucking hero and that they where sorry and it was just a precaution, they said I was summoned along with some of my belongs, they said belongings but it was a whole fucking gun store with a good sized gun range. They asked me for my help in defeating the Demons and Demi-Humans, when the king bowed to me and begged me for my help I could only feel this man was lying. I asked very important questions that no one in isekai light novels ask, Why are the demons attacking, why cant you be friends, why did it begin, are you sure it wasn't you who started it, and are sure you weren't persecuting them because they weren't human. I felt like I left out an important one like are Demi-Humans and demons forced into slavery and where raped or sexual assault and nothing was done due to them being "Lesser Beings" in your mind. The King answered some questions with half ass responses but I couldn't care the only thing on my mind was booking it, but it wasn't all bad I did learn some shit like we where in the Narakan Empire, I also learn of something called a status after a bit of help and walkthroughs I was able to open my status in private and see what 'skills' I got, I was quite lucky I had what appeared to space-time magic or what ever and it appears that was it but I had a Max CQC "Close quarters combat" and Max in Sharpshooter. After speaking to that scheming King again, I lied that I would help and asked him to allow me to get some things from my shop he agreed and when I got there I decide to put that space time magic to good use the first thing I did was place my shop in my own dimension and second steal a horse and fucking book it out of the Empire.