Chapter 5 - Chapter 3 Well Well

I woke up headed out of the space to the rented room, went downstairs to grab some breakfast It wasn't much but It could make you survive, The food and proportion were about the same sized as the U.S. Public School systems shitty lunch, after lunch I headed to the guild I went up to the receptionist to report my request succeeding. I handed the guild my collectings the 10 Purple Turps and the 26 Goblins and 1 Troll Magical Crystals. The unnamed guild receptionist was in shock as these magical crystals came out of my bag, she immodestly without warning went to the back room to grab someone who examined theses crystals and asked did you kill a Goblin King. I said I got theses crystals from 26 Goblins and 1 troll. He was flabbergasted he said are you sure you killed a troll because this crystal is far too large to come from a troll it had to at least come from a B Ranked Goblin King. I told him I killed it from quite far away and just grabbed the crystal, I told him it was just some Overweight obese green guy I looked at the guilds book for monsters and it looked like the troll but it was a bit bigger and green. He told me I killed a B ranked Goblin King, and I was gonna to be rewarded for dealing with this major threat. He awarded upon me E rank and the ability to take the D rank test/application. I was all so awarded 150,000 Kalibs or about 1500$ Dollars. So It was about 1$ for every 100 Kalibs. I all so got 15,000 Kalibs for collecting the 10 Purple Turps. I headed out of the guild hall and decided to head to a clothing shop as I was just wearing boots, camo pants, make America great again shirt, black jacket, and a camo hat. It would be just as you suspected as it had all of the things a medieval period would have I decided to buy an outfit for casual wear and formal wear if I was catching any eyes on me and they invited me over. I decided to head to an E ranked dungeon to get some magical crystals to sell for some money, I headed through the west gate this time after passing threw I walked for a couple of hours till I finally reached the dungeon. There where to guards standing watch at the entrance of the dungeon they asked me for my guild Id, I handed it over and I entered. After a couple of hundred of feet, I came into contact with a few bug type monster I decided to just use my knife to deal with these monsters as wasting around would be wasteful. I decided to bring along a low recoil decent sized handgun it was the Kel-Tec PMR-30 (.22 Magnum) after walking for awhile dealing with these small monsters, goblins started to slowly appear, then hobgoblins then trolls and then I came upon a massive door. As soon as I entered a massive skeleton towering 7 feet tall swung Its massive sword towards me I dodged and entered my space, I hurriedly went to my recollections of guns for the best use to deal with I decided on a classic Vietnam War M2 Flamethrower I hoped out my space as where the confused skeleton was standing I quickly opened fire (literally) all that was left was a cremated skeleton and some magical crystal. I decided to head back to the Inn but as soon as I made it to the guardsman the told me they thought I was dead because It appears time flows differently inside the dungeon. I was gone for 3 full days after that encounter with the guards I went back to the west gate, I passed through the checkpoint headed back to the inn first to check in and to have them rest assured that I was not dead and could still afford the room. I went to the guild next and sold the magical crystal the ones I got from the low ranking monsters where the size of beads and not worth much but the goblins crystals where the size of a walnut but the skeletons crystal was about the size of a fist which could catch a hefty price I got about 120,000 Kalibs which was a decent amount. I decided to head into town and check out the markets I passed by a couple of food stalls and decided to buy some food on a stick which looked like a roasted bat. I passed by a slave market I was tempted to enter but I passed off as my American Ideals started to leak and I doubt I had the current strength to find a small piece of land to slowly influence democracy and form a small country that could expand into the free Constitutional Republic, but enough of that after strolling through town I decided it would be best If I left the town as I started to notice more foreigns looking upon me they where most likely from the Kingdom that summoned me they most likely wanted to kidnap me and use magic to force me to work with them but if that didn't work they would probably torture me into a mental breakdown to where I was totally defenseless. I went back to the Inn paid the dues ate some dinner and left within the night the city had a curfew so I had to scale the city walls to leave, I picked up a stick and decided to drop it and that was where I would go It landed South 27 times but the Kingdom to where I was summoned was there so I decided to go north. I passed through a couple of forests came upon some goblins and the sort I saw what appeared to be a creek but after following the creek for a while I came across a massive river, since I was a lazy carefree man I decided to strip down to my underwear and build a makeshift raft, I built what could not be considered a raft but a couple of light logs tied together. I took out a blank from my space and placed it down, I used my clothes as a make pillow and decided to let the water take me. As I woke up the hot blistering sun started to burn my body giving me reddish burn and tan marks I really didn't care as this was normal for me. When I woke up I looked around and I appeared to be in an unknown location washed up on the edge of the river I dressed and packed my blanket I started out by walking downstream as I assumed a village would most likely use this chance to find a well or use the river as a possible water source. The amount of time I was walking for was not long but to me a lazy man who was nearing his thirties it felt like a lifetime. I came upon a dirt road using basic logic I threw a skinny rock in the air and decided to go which way it landed It landed in the grass so said fuck it and just went left. After walking for fucking half the day the road changed to a paved road so I thought In my mind fuck yeah I chose right. I decided to make camp for the night and make some dinner. I set up my camping equipment grabbed a sleeping bag threw it in my tent and decided to cook some dinner, I grabbed some rocks dug a bit deep put some logs then some old paper files used a lighter and it started to catch fire and eventually got the logs on the fire. I placed 3 poles in position and hung a can of stew to cook, After several minutes it was hot and ready to eat I would have said a prayer but I was stuck in this world and Jesus didn't seem to stop those others gods from taking me to this world so I decided not to pray and just eat. I cleaned up but what I really mean was that I threw them into the staff sink in the break room and decided to clean them later. I went into the tent zipped it up and went to sleep, around 3 am I heard some sounds and to my pristine hearing I didn't give a fuck so I fired a shot into the air told them to fuck off and I zipped my tent up again and went back to sleep.