I was walking on the street doing some window shopping, when a certain face caught my attention in the bookstore. I remember that face. What do you know? At least I fucked a celebrity, too bad our roads will never cross again.
This was such an honor. Many can never say the same, 'oh-hooo! What joy!'
The dude must have been really in need of a fuck or he likes it rough because I was sore for almost a week and my body had bruises all over. I am sure he is a masochist, I am happy now I knew who I gave myself to. Now I am waiting for my results from the hospital then everything will be all dandy.
Work is always the same, dealing with arrogant pricks and self-centered bitches, not that I am any different but I still thought people should really get down from their high horses.
Working in the corporal world is a pain in the ass, everything is a competition.
I am working as the PA for the CEO of the Bryson Inc Cooperations. My boss is an A-lister of all assholes, but I am totally in love with him. I am head over heels for the dude, I mean like Bella was for Edward, you know the yin and yang thing.
I knew though I didn't stand a chance with that motherfucker. Well, I didn't mind, at least I got to stare at him all day long. There was this time he found me staring at him, and I didn't even look away. I just kept on staring at him. He arched his eyebrow wondering what the heck was wrong with me?
Well, I was like; 'Dude! Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?' Seriously, the dude was gorgeous. Like right now I am staring at him.
"What the hell, Eleanor? Why are you staring at Mr. Bryson like that?" Asked the secretary.
The girl had hots for him too, I mean every girl in this building is drooling after him. I am not ashamed to say I am one of them. I mean I just want one fucking night with him.
Him ravishing me, would be a dream come true. Then he can carry on with his whoring ways. The dude loves them ladies but he does not mix business with pleasure, what a shame!
Sigh!....
"Ms secretary, don't act like you don't drool all day every time he passes by you. Your voice even changes when you speak to him. Your vocals start to squeak and 'become' so high-pitched like a dying pig. At least I don't hide my hunger for the man."
Like he knew we were talking about him, he called for me. The secretary did not get a chance to answer my insult, I happily walked to his office.
"Yes, Mr. Bryson?" I said when I got to his office.
"What are you and Liza talking about?" he asked annoyed.
"You Sir, what else would we talk about?" mind you, he was not alone but with his father and brother.
His brother Jacob laughed, while I found that Mr. Bryson senior did not appreciate my blunt disrespectful answer. Too bad, I was not going to apologize about it.
"And what the hell were you talking about me?" he asked angrily.
"Well what else Sir, if not about your eye candy self?" I said with a straight face.
He slammed his hand on his desk fuming with anger, I guess he did not appreciate my sarcastic remarks. I was just being honest.
He is yammy looking.
"Do I pay you to gossip?" he almost growled it out, I found it amusing and alluring.
"Of course not Sir, but that doesn't mean I can't fantasize about your athletic perfect body. I mean just look at yourself, all that physic. It is too bad you don't mix business with pleasure, I would have begged you a long time ago."
Jacob was laughing none stop and the senior also snickered, Adrian though found this annoying and unacceptable.
"You are fired" he boomed, I laughed.
Really? This is getting old. He will tell me to get to work before I leave this office.
"For what Sir? Making a pass and stating the truth?" I sarcastically asked.
"Too bad, my contract never said I cannot fantasize about you. Will I have a chance with you then, if I don't work here anymore?" I asked him with enthusiasm.
"NO." He yelled angrily.
"What a shame?" I said faking disappointment.
"You get angry so easily. I thought you would be used to this by now. How come you still get angry?" Like seriously, I do this every day.
Maybe he is being shy, daddy dearest is here after all.
"I know I will never see your dick Sir, relax. I will never sexually harass you, hopefully, this doesn't count as one," the senior finally burst out laughing.
It was a shameful thing to say, especially in front of an elder and a person who might be an in law in the future. But I Eleanor had enough of hiding my true self.
Though she was very unprofessional right now, she was still being herself and her boss knew her personality. After all, she never hid anything from him from the start.
"I like her. She has no filter," said the senior.
Jacob's mouth was planted on the floor in shock, while Adrian's eyes were wide open in dismay.
Did she just say the word "dick" in front of his father?
God this girl has no shame, for real.
"My God. Have you no shame? What would your mother say about such behavior?" said Adrian.
"Why should I care about what she says?" I asked carelessly.
"Mother is dead." I said carelessly. "You know what?..." I asked with a great suspense in my voice. "I said good riddance when I heard she died." Gasped Mr. Bryson the senior.
"Why would you say that? She was your mother," he said appalled.
Shame the old man must think I am a monster. Who cares?
"Why should I care about her, when she never cared about me? She was more like your wife," Eleanor said with a straight face, all of a sudden. She just looked outside and saw Mr Bryson's wife reflection on the door with their daughters.
This is why she made such a comment.
"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" asked Adrian with anger.
Why is he angry all the time?
I seriously think he needs to get laid.
Eleanor knew the woman was standing by the door with her daughters. This must be a family day then, she felt like making it interesting.
She looked at her boss with challenging eyes and no fear shown. Since I am already fired, I might as well speak my mind. This family needs a reality check.