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Chapter 3 - Egyptian loco plague

The drug and war part bs and imagination, but the effects are quite the opposite

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Josh almost screamed: "Okay, hold on for a moment, drugs, nuclear war, nuclear winter? I mean, I know we can expect the threats and so on, but Trump actually starting a nuclear war? And I doubt that drugs are so easy to manufacture." The System: [You see, Trump had for some reason started to drink Jägermeister and do drugs and somehow and pushed a button, aiming at China and they answered in kind, Russia got into a rebellion and it all went mental. And MetaZ was developed by the government to numb pain and increase reaction speed, but the side effects were lower immunity system, addiction and tiredness amongst other things. And the nuclear winter is basically assured, the smoke and ashes will cover the sky, making it colder and so on. There will be three climate differences in the beginning. Some places will be covered in snow, some will be warmer, and some will be like a jungle. You, the user; is in a country where it will snow.]

Josh just sat in his bed, starring at the air for 5 minutes, before finding his phone and calling his boss. Ring ring ring. The Boss in a serious tone:

{Josh, you wouldn't call me for pleasantries, what's wrong?} Josh, with a dry cough: You, see boss I'm sick. blisters and red dots all over, dry skin, blood in the urine and spit. I can't work today, I have to visit the doctor. But just on the symptoms, I would guess I have the uhh... Egyptian Loco plague. From what I have heard, it is quite contagious and if not treated will give you Erectile Dysfunction." The boss said with a weak, hurried tone: {just take the month of, don't come close to the restaurant and finished the conversation.} Josh was surprised that it was so easy to get off from job and just muttered: "I knew that he liked women and hates diseases, but that was a bit much, but whatever."

Josh brushed his theets, shaved his beard and got dressed. When he went outside of his apartment, he saw that it had slowed a bit during the night since the whole road was covered in snow. While walking towards the bus stop, he was humming on "S3Rl I will pick you up." While waiting: " I will pick you up, yeah, I will pick you up." When the bus came, he found an empty seat and took the bus in to the city, more precise the real estate company. When Josh came into the building, he saw many men and women dressed up nicely. He went up to the closest counter and asked the man behind it: "Excuse me, can you tell me if you have any old factories for sale, I don't mind the size of the site as long as there is a garage, at least two floors and is away from the bustling streets and ways." The employee said nicely with a fake smile on his mouth: Please just wait for a moment while I look through our database. Then he focused on the computer screen while typing different things. After a short while he turned to Josh and asked: {How far away from the city, in use and what is your budget?} Josh considered a few things before saying: " at least 20 minutes away from the city with a car, not in use and around 60k. The employee typed a bit more and said: {we have one such place. It is 25 minutes away with car, haven't been used since the 90`s and will cost 58k. Do you want to see it, or just buy now?} Josh said: " Il buy now"