Qin was blown away. 'King? Executed? WTF is my luck?'
He quickly became depressed. However, Qin soon snapped out of it.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! Old Sixty Nine! Which star am I at?" Qin shouted at Old Ten.
"Eh?" Startled, Old Ten looked at Qin.
"You? Hah! You're barely at the haven't even started cultivating yet!" Old Ten scorned.
Qin: 'Shit.'
"Right! We need food. Are you hungry?" Old Ten asked.
"Yeah, I'm starving," Qin replied.
"Me too!" A stupid voice outside the cave sounded.
"Shut up!" Old Ten shouted. "You're always f*cking hungry, you fat *ss f*ckin pig!"
"What!? Fat lives don't matter now? How dare you!" Little Eleven felt insulted. Of course, with his thick 'skin', he really didn't care.
Ignoring Little Eleven, Old Ten once again spoke to Qin. "As I said, we will be needing food. Therefore, I will be going out to hunt some animals. That's ok with you, right?"
"Oh, yeah. Sure! No problem!" Qin instantly agreed.
'That's the best thing that I have heard since arriving in this world!'
"Glad that you're ok with it. Alright, Little Eleven will be watching you, ok? Hey! Little Eleven! Get your fat *ss in here!" Old Ten called.
"What!? I heard you the first time. Also, fat *ss is not part of my name! Stop associating it with me! I am not fat!" Little Eleven lumbered in.
"Yeah right! Watch over little Lance here, ok?" Old Ten bent down and unchained Qin from his chair. "Wouldn't want your *ss to fall asleep," He explained.
'The f*ck?' Qin's eyes widened.
'These two are the most retarded I have ever seen in my life…'
'Hey… wait a minute… did you just call me… little Qin?' His eyes narrowed.
'My 'little' brother is definitely bigger than yours!' He glared at Old Ten, who was leaving the cave.
'I know you have an addiction to the word 'little', but it's time that your dreams are shattered! Cuz' I'm huge!'
*Stretch*
Qin stretched his pants out.
"O!"
"M!"
"G!"
"THERE IS A DRAGON IN MY PANTS!" Qin was astonished. It was huge!
"What? Let me see!" Little Eleven demanded anxiously.
"Never mind. It escaped." Qin hurriedly said.
Suddenly, his body stiffened.
{Host has migrated from one world to another world, gaining a gift!… }
{Picking gift… }
{Congratulations! Host has obtained [System Gift]! … }
{Opening [System Gift]… }
{Congratulations! Host has obtained the [Realm of the Mad God System]! … }
{Activating [Realm of the Mad God System]… }
{Activating [01% Completed]… }
{Activating [03% Completed]… }
{Activating [05% Completed]… }
{Activating [10% Completed]… }
{Activating [20% Completed]… }
{Activating [30% Completed]… }
{Activating [50% Completed]… }
{Activating [70% Completed]… }
{Activating [90% Completed]… }
{Activating [97% Completed]… }
{Activating [98% Completed]… }
{Activating [99% Completed]… }
{Activation Complete!}
{Merging Host with [Realm of the Mad God System]!}
{Merging Complete! Would Host like enter now?}
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"Hey Lance! Did you piss your pants? Why are you shivering so much?" Little Eleven was curious.
"It must be that dragon! Was it that scary? Let me see! Let me see!" He pleaded desperately.
"… What? Did you say something?" Qin shook himself out of his stupor.
"I said, 'LET ME SEE THE DRAGON!' " Little Eleven shouted.
"Dragon? What drag- ohhhhhh! That dragon! Uhhhh… "
"Wait! Did you hear anything?" Qin asked urgently.
"No, I didn't hear the dragon." Little Eleven said.
"Good." Qin already knew the answer but he wanted to make sure.
'Holy shit! ROTMG? My favorite game? This is perfect! I just came, but GG bois!' Qin was overjoyed.
Realm of the Mad God (largely known as ROTMG) is a massively multiplayer online shooter video game co-created by Wild Shadow Studios and currently owned and developed by DECA Games.
It was in public beta from January 2010 and the browser version launched on June 20, 2011. On February 20, 2012, the game was made available on the digital distribution platform Steam for Microsoft Windows and OS X.
The game has been described as a "massively-multiplayer cooperative bullet hell shooter" with an 8-bit pixelated art style. Players control characters who have been transported to the realm of Oryx (the titular Mad God) to become food for his many minions and abominations, which the players must dispatch.
Central to the design of the game is the fact that character death is permanent.
Upon death, the player's character is lost along with all of its carried equipment, although the player can store a number of items for safekeeping in a limited capacity vault away from danger.
Different character choices in class also help make the game more diverse and help to support teamwork.
Qin knew all this by heart. He knew more too, but he had no time to recite it. Because…
"Hey! Look! It's the dragon!" Qin shouted, pointing at the dark depths of the cave.
"Where! Where! Show me!" Little Eleven rushed forward to where Qin had pointed at.
"I can't find it! Ugh! It must have gotten away, it must have!" Little Eleven pouted. Turning around he asked, "Lance, can you help me find the dragon again… "
An empty cave greeted his eyes.
"Oh."
"Shit." Little Eleven rushed out of the cave and searched around. However, it was futile and Qin could not be found.
"I."
"Am."
"So."
"Fucked."