*Ding*
*Mission Complete*
*Rewards*
*50 virgin points*
*1 skill dice*
*1 mission dice*
"That was scary..."
*The mission is over so host is now safe.*
*Host is advised to calm down or heart rate may reach dangerous levels.*
"HOW CAN I BE CALM?!"
As he took deep breaths and tried to calm down.
*Is host finally calmed down?*
Ignoring the system, max asked a question while taking the chair off the door to his bedroom.
"Hey system, whats the virgin points used for?"
*Virgin points can be spent in the system store which can be used to buy items, skills, and all sorts of things*
"Oh... So this is kind of like a cash shop then..."
Max felt there was something more to this though.
"What does the skill dice do?"
*The skill dice can be used by the host to summon a random combat skill. 1 means a Mortal tier skill while 6 means a God tier skill.*
"Huh... What about the mission dice?"
*Mission dice can be used to forcefully initiate a mission. It can give host a mission difficulty from 1 to 6. 1 being easy and low reward. 6 being difficult and high reward.*
Skills are tiered from: Mortal, Immortal, Soul, Holy, Divine, God.
"Holy f*ck! I can get God tier skills?!"
*Correct. A being as almighty and kind as I can do anything with enough energy.*
"I still don't think that hell you put me through was very kind however."
*System still considers host the real scum after the handling of his first mission.*
*Host is advised to deal with random encounters better in the future.*
"Random encounters? Didn't you cause this?"
*Correct. System steals a form of energy from the target's enemy system. Causing it to go out of control and target the host of the attacker. However, it seems that the side effect is that they usually target the host's virginity.*
"Ugh... What a pain..."
Max shook his head and felt that this system was doing it on purpose.
"Wait, you can steal from other systems?"
*Correct. A higher Core Manager like me has the power to steal energy from other systems to make the rewards for host better, and make myself have the ability to give out better rewards.*
"That's cheating!"
*Correction. It is like taking candy from a baby.*
"What a devious system..."
Max rubbed his temples and sighed.
After he was done massaging his temples, he decided to see what he could buy.
"Open the cash shop system."
*Opening Cash Shop.*
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~Skills~
-Mortal-
One hundred Pokes - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
Begone Slap - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
Groin Smasher - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
Gas Wave - Mortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 5 Virgin Points
-Immortal-
Horse Stance - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
Lion's Roar - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
Flaming Uppercut - Immortal Tier Skill (Chi) : 10 Virgin Points
-Soul-
Demon's Eyes - Soul Tier Skill (Mana) : 20 Virgin Points
Steel Balls (Chi) - Soul Tier Skill : 20 Virgin Points
Virgin's Willpower (Chi) - Soul Tier Skill : 20 Virgin points
-Holy-
Banana Blast - Holy Tier Skill (Mana) : 40 Virgin Points
Monkey Steals Peaches - Holy Tier Skill (Chi) : 40 Virgin Points
Trap Mode - Holy Tier Skill (Mana) : 40 Virgin Points
-Divine-
Tornado Palm - Divine Tier Skill (Chi) : 80 Virgin Points
9001 Libido - Divine Tier Skill (Mana) : 80 Virgin Points
-God-
EXCALIBUR - God Tier Skill (Chi) : 160 Virgin Points
Banana Beam - God Tier Skill (Mana) : 160 Virgin Points
~Forms~
Magician Mode - 100 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by two times and gains a red aura. Host gains higher cognitive ability. Drains 10 Mana per second.)
Wizard Mode - 200 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by four times and gains a blue aura. Host gains higher cognitive ability. Drains 25 Mana per second.)
Warlock Mode - 300 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by six times and gains a green aura. Host gains the ability to think of two things at once. Drains 50 Mana per second.)
Sage Mode - 400 virgin Points
(Host is empowered by eight times and gainst a yellow aura. Host gains the ability to think of four things at once. Drains 100 Mana per second.)
Great Sage Mode - 600 Virgin Points
(Host is empowered by 12 times and gains a rainbow aura. Host gains multiple cognition, and reaction speed is quadrupled. Drains 400 Mana per second.)
Virgin God Mode - 1000 Virgin Points
(Host becomes a deity like being, and is enveloped in a white aura. Host gains the ability to kill gods and any higher beings. Drains 1000 Mana per second.)
~Items~
-Consumables-
HP potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 HP)
Mana potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 Mana)
Chi potion - 10 Virgin Points
(Recovers 50 Chi)
One against the world - 1,000 Virgin Points
(Host takes on the entire world's women and must survive a set amount of hours. Big risks, Big rewards.)
One against the universe - 10,000 Virgin Points
(Host takes on the entire universe's women and must survive a set amount of hours. Ridiculous risks, Ridiculous rewards.)
-Weapons-
Newbie Sword - 5 Virgin Points
Adventurer Sword - 25 Virgin Points
Banana Sword - 50 Virgin Points
Demon Rend - 100 Virgin Points
Divinity Blade - 200 Virgin Points
-Armor-
Newbie's leather armor - 10 Virgin Points
Adventurer Armor - 40 Virgin Points
Banana Armor - 70 Virgin Points
Death Armor - 120 Virgin Points
Angel Armor - 240 Virgin Points
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"Groin smasher...? Such lame mortal skill names..."
Max pondered as he was questioning the system's sanity.
*Not made by the system. System only records certain skills.*
*Cash Shop will expand as Host becomes stronger.*
"Hm... Do i have a status screen?"
*Yes.*
"Open status!"
*Confirmed.*
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Name: Max Thruster
Race: Human
Role: Host
Health: 125
Mana: 20
Chi: 50
Virgin Points: 70
Skills: NA
Important Items: Skill Dice, Mission Dice
Forms: NA
Description: Scum who mistreats his elders.
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"Hey! Whats with that description?!"
Max shouted as the system was clearly taunting him.
*Answer. Host is scum who mistreats his elders.*
"But you- Ugh... This isn't going to work anyway..."
Max shook his head and then remembered about his dice.
"Hey system, wheres the dice i can use?"
*Hold out your hand.*
Max held out his hand and a bright light sparked from his palm, and two dice were in his palm.
One red dice, and one blue dice.
*Red is mission. Blue is skill.*
"Alright. I'll go with the blue dice then.*
Max was about to roll his blue dice when he stopped.
"Hm... My luck isn't very good..."
Max then thought of something ridiculous, but since his system was ridiculous it might work.
He walked over and opened the door to his bedroom and saw that the grandmas were gone.
They were all very nice old ladies when they weren't controlled by his evil system.
He would have to apologize to them later...
He never really spent time with them but they had food stalls and often gave him free snacks when he was hungry.
"I was cussing at them and calling them names too..."
Max started to feel bad as he realized that he had been pretty harsh in his treatment to them.
Max walked over to the broken window and stretched his arm back with the blue dice in his hand.
"Now... BEGONE!"
Max threw the blue dice out of the window and watched it fly as he felt he would let the things it bumps into decide its luck.
"Ow!"
The mailman next door shouted as his eye was hit with the blue dice.
Then the dice rolled into the street where it began to slow down.
The dice rolled from five to four then to three until it slowly began to roll over onto one.
"Oh sh*t, its going to stop on a one..."
Just when he thought all hope was lost, a car ran by and caused the dice to fling in the direction of Max's window.
Smack!
"Ow... Being hit in the face with dice hurts like a b*tch..."
Max rubbed his cheek as he saw the blue dice roll off his bed and onto the floor until it stopped moving.
*Six. Congratulations Scum. You have obtained a god tier skill.*
*Heavenly Thrusting Technique*
"Wait, what?"