A: My Dick is so big it goes from A to Z!
B: Look at your keyboard...
Son: Mom stop you are not Mom: I made you
A: My dick is so hard.
B: to find
Bitch Girl: It make my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.
Dude: So who's the lucky guy?
A: Who is this?
B: How does it feel to fuck a second hand pussy that I have smashed 100 times you asshole
A: Like a brand new after the first inch and a half
B: FUCK YOU!