My whole life is a lie.
That's one of the million thought, and one of my problem also. How come that a sixteen year old handsome third year student like me have to deal with this kind of crisis?
I know you're wondering why but... I can't tell you the reason right know. I, myself, also, have problem accepting that horrible truth. I can't believe it. You know that? I really can't. All I can say is that...my whole damn life is a lie.
Hey, stop that. I know what's running in your head.
You think I'm crazy.
I'm sorry to tell you that I'm not. I'm just handsome. And cunning. And good at magic. Oh! Another one is that I can see through the mist. I know, I'm really awesome.
"Hey, man!"
A big blow on my head made me almost lost my sanity. What the hell?
I dizzily turned around to see who's the dumb ass that exaggeratedly hit my freaking head.
"Oh..." I wrinkled my not so protruded nose. " What are you doing here, Ace?"
He is Acenly McGonagall. Only son of our school director. A badass. A ruthless rule breaker.
He smiled hideously. I don't like it.
"I need you..." Oh my crotch, is he gay?
I unconsciously moved backward and slowly hugged myself while looking at him, trying to read his movement.
Why is he looking so gruesome?
"What the fuck is wrong with you, man?"
"I don't wanna go with you. I'm not prepared. Let me think first."
"Huh?"
Why is that? He's not doing anything. Does he read my mind? Does he know that I already know his plans of making me his fuck buddy? Damn. Just the thought of it make me want to puke my hearts out.
"Stop that..."
"Stop what?"
" Staring at me as if you wanna devour me...tell me." I gulp.
That kind of face is not trustworthy. You need to keep that in mind, awesome me...h.
"Tell you what?"
"That y-you're a...a..."
"A what?!"
Oh crotch, he lost his pacing!
"That you're a gay and you want me to warm your bed!?"
After saying that, I literally puked my heart out. Right. In. Front. Of. Him.
"What the fuck are you saying?!"
He's fuming mad, I know. I can see it on my peripheral vision.
"Aren't you gay?"
"Of course I'm fucking not! Who the fuck do you think you are you fucking assholic cuckoo brain idiotic dumbass?"
See? He's really a bad guy! He almost used all the bad words in just a sentence!
"Then what did you mean by that 'you need me'?" In what way? I almost add but quick to dismiss the idea.
"I need you to represent me-"
"Where?"
"Finland."
"I don't wanna."
"I already book a flight and you'll be leaving tomorrow evening. I get a presidential suite at the most expensive and luxurious soon to be ten star hotel at the west side. After representing me, I'll give you a condo and a lifetime supply of food-"
"Ok. Please add a lifetime bundle of internet connection and buy me three new laptops..."
He grinned and gave me a high five...in the head.
I'm dizzy...
"Good luck. You need lots of it!"
I shivered as the cold wind blew right on my face. All that matter is that...damn. I'm here again. In. This. Place. I. Despise. The. Most!
I shook my head. Why am I here again? Ah! I remember! The bad guy Ace sent me here and...and...oh-uh!
"Why am I here again?"
I forgot! Why am I here? He sent me here but...what for? Should I give him a ring? Right! Wait... where's my phone? It's not in my jeans pocket. Ah! I think I put it in my bag.
"It's not also here!"
Is this the right time to say that I am doomed?
I looked at my surroundings, I'm getting dizzy again. Where in the freaking place did the airport go? It's not here...
A tingling sensation spread all over my body. Crotch! All I can see is white! I can't see-
"Excuse me?"
"Who are you? Why can't I see you?"
"Oh my...another weirdo again."
What did she say? Why can't I see her?
"Your blocking the way...and the reason why you can't see anything is that there is a paper on your face."
"Really?"
"Really."
After taking the paper on my face. I, of course, angrily folded and threw it in the nearest trash bin. This gal saved my day!
"Hey, thank-oh freaking mother biscuit!"
I almost stumbled on the ground when I
turned around. I rubbed my eyes four times to make sure, but crotch she's really true!
"What the hell?"
I gulped and looked around. Oh, so I am the only one who's seeing things right now. And probably didn't mean that I'm special. It means... Kristoff's doomsday is coming!
"You're... a giant!"
And with that, I fainted.