at Yang MiMi's house, her walk-in closet looked as though someone broke in. with her clothes that consisted of mainly black, white and gray with few colors coming from her scarves, scattered on the floor. yang MiMi sitting in the middle of the mess both hands on the ground seemingly defeated.
".. my plan sounded good earlier but I forgot about something..sigh!" she sighed defeated "I don't have slutty clothes!!! argh!! What a plan, Yang MiMi!!!" she exclaimed to herself as she plopped down to the floor together with her mess.
"maybe I'll just wing my plan? it's just another year added on my age, nothing new. SIGH!!" she muttered to herself as she rolled around with her clothes , trying to bury herself as she get every piece of clothes on her reach and piling it on top of her.
As she was lost to her thought over her epic fail of a plan, her front door opened. unaware of this anomaly she finally stopped rolling and stared blankly at the ceiling. As the person who entered her home slowly walked upstairs and crept to her room. Yang MiMi laid on her side and the shadow on her wall caught her attention.
"Fvck!! someone broke in, I got careless!!" as she thought this she couldn't help but to curse some more. In no time the shadow grew smaller as a sign that the person is near her. " this is my chance.." she grabbed that opportunity to make a diversion for the intruder, with her throwing the clothes on top of her right on the intruders face.
"arghhh!!" What in hell..!!" the Intruder exclaimed frustrated. with all the clothes thrown at him it only took few seconds as he tried to untangle himself from the clothes, finally revealing his eyes only to reveal Yang MiMi pointing a gun at him.
Everything happened fast on that fraction of only seconds Yang MiMi grabbed her gun stashed in the closet and pointed it towards the stranger.
"don't move you shithead!"*KASHCK* she shouted as she pulled the slide of her pistol back ready to shoot. Her voice full of murderous tone and her countenance totally different from her prim and proper elegance and her usually fierce eyes now with a glint of violence and murder.
The Shithead that decided to invade her home froze on the spot with his hands held up and open. "Wait!! wait!! YangMi, It's me!!! Liu Ming Xia!! your Friend!!" His voice quivering as he knows that murderous intent on his friend's face is all too real.
Hearing that wretched voice Yang MiMi was surprised. she immediately pulled the garments on her "so-called-friend's" face revealing a handsome foreigner with golden locks and fine features.
"ahhh!!You Fvcking Turd!! Liu Min What in nine hell do you want!! creeping like that!! shit!! I cant... *BLEEPP* you *F**** A***!!! *BLEEEP and *BLEEEEPING BLEEEP*" she started to kick her friend nonstop still holding the gun.
"ouch!! YangMi!! Please... at least let go of the gun!!! YangMi at least the gun..." LiuMin tried to run but YangMi got a hold of him and cornered him. he cried as he accepted his fate and tried to bargain at the very least sparing his life,if not his face. "Ah~~ such life as a friend of Yang MiMi" he thought as he sighed inwardly.
Liu min now kneeling with his hand held high with an expression of being wronged tried to sneek glances at his still fuming friend sitting on her bed in front of him. "did you know what you did wrong?" asked YangMiMi in cold tone the dominance undeniable. "Yang Mi... I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean to sneak up on you!! I just thought you're still working and I tried to surprise you!! I swear I didn't mean to!!" Liu Min burst out crying as he pleaded to his friend.
"Someone did remember my birthday" YangMimi's expression lightened ever so slightly but this got notice by her best friend.
Seizing the opportunity LuiMin quickly got up, took his bag and took something out. he immediately rushed back afraid to make Yang Mi angry again. "YangMi!! YangMi!!" he exclaimed excitedly and childishly. "WHAT!?" annoyed by his childishness Yang Mi exclaimed, but the anger significantly reduced.
"Happy Birthday YangMi!! I'm back!!" he presented his gift to his friend as he burst out and flashed his pearly white teeth his appearance seemingly shining with his golden locks.This made Yang Mi's heart quiver and hotness on her ayes started to burn.
"I know you're back dumbass!!" she said but with a smile, her anger gone replaced with happiness.
"Hey!hey! YangMi.... Forgive me,please!!" he said sincerely as he know too well that he gave his friend a scare and probably touched a sensitive spot.
Yang Mi paused for a while and decided to let bygones be bygones letting out a huge sigh "SIGH!! what else can I do?? just my luck, I have a Turd for a friend. gotta live with what God gave me!!" she said smiling clearly teasing this turd of a friend.
"hehehehe! that's me!" LuiMIn laughed at his nickname not minding it a bit. they shared this silent moment both of them smiling at each other. "Welcome Back" Yang Mi broke the silence and welcomed her friend by giving him a hug.
Yang Mi looked down on her gift, in her heart she whispered "Thank you.. LuiMin."