"Oh yeah…
You see, in the case of asking a wish in a non-altruistic way if your team has not won the team match ...
It comes with certain disadvantages ...
In the case of immortality, it is that your body from now until eternity will stay exactly the same.
Just as young, just as healthy, well fed, muscular, alive… that it will be impossible to kill in any way or deteriorate you with anything ... but with the same injuries, energy levels and power as at the same moment you asked for that wish
So you should forget to heal, recover and become stronger...
For this reason I suggested one of those altruistic wishes...
But anyway, I have to respect the individual initiative of other people, even if they are wrong" Broly said to Vegeta while trying to make it 100% evident that he had cheated on him and was enjoying this situation very much.
And after a few seconds of silence, in which absolutely everyone watched Broly with narrowed and dismayed eyes, the mouth wide open due to stupefaction, amazement, admiration, hate, fear, bewilderment and many other emotions
Being the least expected person who broke the silence in the least expected way
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is the first joke you make that has really been funny!
Hahahahaha !!!" Piccolo said while holding his belly, which started to hurt from how much he was laughing
"Heheheh ...
Broly you really scared us" Ten and Chaoz said after feeling deeply relieved
"We thought you were really going to give that beast so much power ...
Hahaha…" Yamcha and Muten Roshi said, after feeling relieved too…
Gohan tried to hold back his laughter, covering his mouth with both hands "Pff ... pfffff…."
Krillin was laughing at Vegeta, who was still looking at Broly in shock "His face ... hua hua haa..."
And Yam looked at the bottle where his sister was still locked, now not regretting her decision at all "..."
Vegeta expressed his extreme confusion, anger, helplessness and outrage ... as if he were a retiree who had run out of savings due to a bank scam and was going to protest to the branch director "You ... YOU !!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Damn fucking bastard!
You didn't say anything like that!"
"You never asked me if there were more conditions!
Did you really think I was going to give such a convenient wish to a bastard like you just like that?
HA!
You're the one who still doesn't know me well enough!
HUAHUAHUAHUA !!!
BAKA! BAKA!!! BAUKKKAA!!!
HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Broly said as he laughed evilly while making an extremely evil face that was even scaring his own allies
[Broly-sensei, now you look like the real villain] Gohan thought as he observed a wickedness that was out of the scale of evilness on his sensei's face and the utter despair on Vegeta's face
[No…
It can't be ... this can't be happening ...
This is horrible, this is something worse than death
It's no different than what would happen if I lost] Vegeta thought as he fell to the ground on his knees
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't hurt himself anymore because of Broly's flawed wish, Vegeta would be spitting blood right now and surely one of his eyes would have exploded due to the great anger he felt
He had achieved his goal ...
But at a price he was unwilling to accept
"EHHHH!!!?
Ahhh...
Wait Broly
If I have understood correctly, have you made him unable to recover or become stronger?" Goku yelled, still complaining about his injuries and asking Broly what he had done to be sure he understood everything ... even though it was evident...
"Yes, it is a good summary" Broly replied resetting his facial expression so as not to look like a blood-eating human-eating demon like few seconds ago
"EHHHHHH !!!!!
That is not possible!
If so, my surrender has been useless!
This way I won't be able to fight him again!!" Goku yelled very outraged too, almost as much as Vegeta
"Mmmm ... well ... you may be right ...
What do you think of this Vegeta?
I can cancel your inmortality
Although...
Of course you can't ask me for another wish, just cancel this one" Broly said trying to pretend to be sympathetic
"For real?
Yes! Cancel it right now!" Vegeta yelled, who had regained hope again, but still wary that Broly kept his word… as if he were a dog that had been mistreated multiple times and is afraid when someone try to pet him
"Of course…
As long as you thank Goku and me for giving you this second chance
You will have to thank in a veeeeeryyyyyyyyyyy effusive way" Broly said reincarnating the expression of a malevolent demon who enjoyed the suffering of others
[BASSSSSSTAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD !!!] Vegeta thought when he verified that that son of a bitch had played with him… one more time…
And Broly obviously continued to punish Vegeta once more "... Come on...
I'm not seeing you KNEEL DOWN and thank us for how incredibly kind we are"
Therefore, Vegeta with all the pain in his soul, and doubting thousands of times in a few seconds ... knelt down in front of Broly whom he hated and feared in an abnormal way… and in front of Goku whom he also deeply despised and hated
And he said with extreme difficulty, anger, humiliation and hostility ... feeling as if his pride had been fragmented into a thousand pieces "Thank… you… very much ..."
And seeing how Vegeta completely gave up his pride in exchange for not being an injured invalid for all eternity, Broly showed a gleaming face full of satisfaction and said "HAHAHA!!
I don't notice much appreciation in you
But ok, it's already fixed
Here you have your spaceships
We have seen you enough
I have more things to do today besides humiliating you"
Seeing that the five spaceships appeared in front of him, he did not think twice and advanced to his property, to escape from that planet that had only brought him disgrace and humiliation
And after sitting in his chair, which stained with blood, he looked outside and said curtly before his spaceship took off "Yam ... goodbye"
FIUUUUUUUUUU….
And with that sound, Vegeta's tiny, spherical spaceship took off and quickly disappeared from view of everyone ... except Broly's ...
Only one last alien invasion remains alive on Earth and everyone set their eyes on her
"Can I and my sister really leave ... and won't you do anything strange to us?" Yam asked with many doubts after seeing how incredibly tricky Broly was
"Of course not!
Who do you take me for?" Broly responded indignantly to this insulting accusation
"-_-" And obviously everyone stared daggers at Broly for obvious reasons due to that answer
Then, after that little gag where Yam tried to ignore the risks, she removed the seal from the bottle where her sister was to free her
So she came out of the bottle and was obviously confused by the current situation, since her last memory was being absorbed by a jar
"Hey! What has happened!
Nee-chan? Where is Nappa?
And ... And Vegeta ?!
AHHH !!
The pervert!" Ginger yelled, who tried to understand the strange situation she was in while hiding very embarrassed and fearful behind her sister to avoid Roshi's lewd hands
And before Ginger continued to cause a show and asked more questions, Yam stopped that situation by affectionately hitting her head "Ginger, get on the ship, I'll explain everything later"
So Ginger, understanding that something had happened to Vegeta, and Nappa ... and especially his sister, who had a strange look and behavior, answered while obeying her "O-Okey sister"
It was then that Gohan, concerned about the person he had brainwashed asked "What will you do from now on?"
However Yam only replied inside her spaceship ship while Ginger grimaced at Muten Roshi "We'll see ..."
FIUUUUUUUUUU….
FIUUUUUUUUUU….
And in this way all aliens were eliminated or expelled from planet Earth
"It's a pity, those girls are hot…
should have offered to stay in my house to live" Said Muten Roshi, who felt he had missed a great opportunity in his new life as a young single man.
And Goku crumbled to the ground, shattered by Vegeta's wounds and his own double-edged technique
Wounds and pain that until now he only mitigated thanks to the variant of Genki Dama that Broly had taught him, but that due to the little control of Goku dissipated in no time
"Ahhhhh ...
I was recently resurrected and now I feel half dead
Hahaha " Goku said as he looked up at the sky with great difficulty breathing
"Goku, eat a Senzu bean
You will recover right away "said Krillin as he took a Senzu bean from the large bag that Goku brought with him and put one in his mouth
Nyam…
"Thank you Krillin.
This has been an awesome match!
I'm dying to fight someone as strong as him again" Goku said after recovering and thinking again about his addiction
"Please don't talk about fighting and dying for a while," said Krillin, who was only thinking of having a long vacation right now
"I agree
Besides, only I have the authorization to kill you" Piccolo said in a braggart, but also comical and ironic way, since to date he had been the only one capable of killing him
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" They all laughed to release the tension accumulated by this crisis and also by the previous one in which Piccolo was the antagonist
But now for some reasons they were treating him like another partner
"Ahhhhh ...
Yeah ...
At last I will be able to relax a little and enjoy a bit of peace"Said Gohan, who stretched out on the ground just like his father and looked at the sky with happiness… thinking that from now on everything would be fine
However…
"Take this Gohan" Said Broly who approached him and handed him a Senzu bean
And this because?
I'm barely hurt" Replied Gohan, who was puzzled by this action
To which Broly replied "I know, but you will need all the possible energy taking into account what awaits you next"
And moments later….
An apocalyptic sound overwhelmed our tired and relaxed protagonists
"GOHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"