"GOHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!" Said someone with a powerful, sinister and furious voice from the underworld that echoed through the until few minutes ago peaceful wasteland
"Ehhh?!
¡Oh no!
¡Chichi!
¡Mama!" Goku and Gohan shouted when they recognized the person with that bloodthirsty voice that was right above them, in Bulma's official vehicle in which everyone traveled in times of emergency
However, that was not the most surprising thing.
"Hey guys" Said another less aggressive female voice coming from the same direction.
Since someone was descending without flight equipment from the vehicle, someone from whom nobody expected this feat
That's why everyone said incredibly surprised "I ... It can't be ...
Bulma? "
That's right…
Bulma had jumped out of her flying vehicle and flew down in the same way our heroes did ... where our heroes were
"Hello honey, I've missed you" Broly said opening his arms to receive her in the middle of the fall
"It's only been a few hours, you can't miss me that much ... hehe ...
By the way…
Couldn't you have been even more exaggerated?" Bulma said sarcastically as she fell into Broly's arms
"Come on, you know I have held back a lot" Broly said as they started acting lovely dovey in front of everyone
This was a gooey situation that almost nobody liked, especially one of those present, but that sultry scene for their eyes did not make them forget what had just happened a few seconds ago
"Bulma ... you just flew ...
Fly through Ki ...
H-how is that possible?" Yamcha asked, who asked in part for the extreme curiosity he had… and because nobody likes to see how your ex improves in life by being with another men
"Let's say it's the fault / merit of my boyfriend
It's not like I'm opposed to being powerful like you or not that I had any interest...
I just didn't want to and couldn't train like an animal out of this world to accomplish it
But when Broly taught me that there were other methods that did not require training to become strong and that there were techniques such as the body multiplication, which is helping me to advance with my experiments as if there were 100 Bulmas...
I can't find reasons why I shouldn't become the smartest and strongest woman in the world" Bulma said showing her increase in power had not been the only thing that Broly had influenced her… he ego also multiplied exponentially
"So you've come down like that to show off?" Krillin asked suspiciously
And Bulma, who was not at all embarrassed by that replied "Yes… but above all to get away as soon as possible ..."
"GOHAN! GOHAN! GOHAANNN "Shouted Chichi, who ran like a brave bull towards her son, who did not know how to react to the presence of his angry mother
He had lied to her completely for a year and had come to fight although she didn't want him to.
Surely she was very very angry and that she was going to scold him strongly
"Gohan-chan, I'm glad you're okay!
I was so worried!
Are you okay?" Chichi yelled as he hugged Gohan and checked that his son was not missing limbs or had been hurt
[Huh?] And obviously Gohan was confused, he expected a quarrel and not a hug
"This ... hello Chichi" said Goku, who had not seen his wife in a year and in his own way missed her
"Gohan is fine, but Goku's in worse condition…
Hey! Hey, look! Over there… " Krillin said, who wanted to mediate in that matter
However, both were ignored
"Surely you've been very scared!
Mommy will never let you leave your side again! " Chichi said as she continued displaying her ultra protective mother complex
"Honey, promise me that when we have children you will not become hysterical" Broly whispered to Bulma after seeing how incredibly psychotic and obsessive Chichi was with her son.
"Oh ...
Are you already thinking about having a child?
Hehe… how cute" Bulma replied to Broly also whispering flirtatiously.
"Nothing's wrong, mom ...
I'm fine… " Gohan said, relieved that there was no punishment or anger, tha's why he tried to calm her down to prevent her from continuing to embarrass him in front of everyone ... they were still filming ...
However, the remedy was worse than the disease
"For real?
So...
Now I'd like you to explain why you were here when I forbade it and for how long you've been lying to me
EXPLAIN YOURSELF LITTLE BOY!!!!
WAS YOU FATHER THE ONE WO CONVINCED YO TO DO THIS?!" Shouted Chichi, who continued to behave like a psychotic but now a more dangerous one, not only for her son, but also for the rest of the population.
[Hey?! ¡
What are you talking about?
I was dead!] Goku thought, feeling very offended and confused by that comment, he had done nothing ... nothing at all ...
"Ehhh ... this ...
I… this…" Gohan said, very overwhelmed and intimidated by the situation, not knowing what to say or respond in front of the most terrifying being in the universe.
HIS MOTHER!
Which he did not know how to face, especially because he was in the wrong.
For this reason, he looked at his partner in crime for support.
And for this he used the deadly technique that he had been practicing for months
PUPPY WATERY EYES!!
A deadly technique in which Gohan looked at his Sensei like an adorable hungry abandoned puppy crying for some food
And since everyone was looking at Broly at that moment after seeing Gohan's adorable face desperately asking for help Broly had no choice but to do what he always did ...
His specialty...
Lying and manipulating emotionally
"Chichi-san, you shouldn't blame Gohan.
The reason he was in two places at once is because I taught him a technique that allows him to multiply by 100 if he have 100 units of power or more…
A technique that he asked me to learn so that he could study hundreds of subjects at the same time while he was with his mother whom he loves so much… precisely at the moment when she felt most alone after the death of her father.
The poor Gohan-chan just wanted to be with you at the same time that he was preparing to give you a big surprise by showing that even now as a toddler he could be accepted at any university in the world ...
And as for the fight ...
At first I did not want him to participate in this event either but… almost every time he finished an exam with a 10 and he asked me about his father ... how strong he is and how much he wanted to be as strong as he was and how he wanted to see him...
I simply could not prevent him from participating in this event as a reward for his great development. Therefore, after taking all the necessary measures to guarantee the safety of your son and that of all the participants (except Yamcha) I let him participate.
I understand your feelings as a mother Chichi-san and I regret not having warned you in advance, but... It was impossible for me to deny a genius in everything the only thing that he has ever begged me… make his two parents proud in the two subjects they love the most ... studies and martial arts
I take full responsibility
Sorry"
And after a few seconds in which everyone listened with stupefaction that extremely effusive speech extremely well executed, either in dialogue and performance, which even almost convinced those who knew or suspected that all of this was a fucking lie to a certain point….
"This ... Gohan ... is all that true?" Chichi asked very shocked as she looked at her son
And Gohan, after being perplexed by all the lies that Broly had told in his favor, replied in a cowardly but sensible way "This ... yes ... it's all true mom ..."
"Ahhh my Gohan ... you are such a good and considerate boy ...
Sorry for yelling at you, but your mother was scared to death" Chichi yelled once more like a hysterical overprotective mother as she hugged Gohan one more time
And as for Gohan, this time he kept quiet so as not to worsen the situation
While inside Bulma's vehicle, the television presenter said through portable television that they were carrying to watch the combat during the journey "YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT, DEAR SPECTATORS!
THE EARTH HAS BEEN SAVED ONCE AGAIN THANKS TO THE APPEARANCE OF STRONG FIGHTERS!
THE TERRICOLES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TEACH THOSE ALIENS WHO ARE THE NUMBER ONE AND MADE THEM RAN WITH THEIR TAIL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!!!
Although honestly, some of them don't seem to be earthlings, in fact, the one who seemed to have everything under control seems to be of their race...
And seriously, that green guy ... does not look much like King Piccolo ... yes that same one, the one that terrorized this world less than a decade ago ... No one remembers his appearance anymore except for me?
And by the way, the guy ...
That strange-haired guy looks a lot like the chil who defeated him, right?
Seriously, that hairstyle is unmistakable, I doubt that there are many people with the same style ..
Am I really the only one who notices these details? Do we have monkeys working in the research department?
YES! YES! YES! I KNOW!
I ONLY HAVE TO TRANSMIT THE STUPID PATRIOTIC PROPAGANDA!
No one cares about my valuable opinions...
I live surrounded by idiots...
Surely in the future if any of these murderous maniacs wander around our world like normal people no one will remember them…
And seriously nobody is going to try to interview those people who just saved us all?
Are we not even going to try to locate them?
Damn, we have pretty accurate filming, it shouldn't be impossible to know their identities to talk to them later ... and give them an achievement medal or something...
This have no fucking sense...
In addition, before there were humans and animal humanoids living together with total normality and in a matter of a few years the animal humanoids have disappeared from the cities as if they no longer existed
Does anyone else seem strange?
Damn, our king is a humanoid animal!
Why is this not a matter of national interest?
Besides… You didn't realize that ...
YES! YES! YES! YES! NOW I'LL SAY ALL THAT BULLSHIT!
ONCE AGAIN THE EARTH HAS PREVAILED AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES OUR ENEMYES TRY TO FINISH US OFF!
LONG LIVE THE EARTH !!!
I hope I can retire soon..."
Speech that our brave warriors… whom nobody would try to locate after having saved the world once more to give them a fucking medal or something just like they did with Satan in his false victory against Cell ... did not hear, since they were trying to regain their mental energy after a year of constant tension from the invasion
So, to make sure everything was over and they could finally rest ... someone asked a question
"Well, I guess the problems are over for now ... this time for real
Right?" Krillin said while looking at Broly for an affirmative confirmation