"My name is Goku.
And I'm proud that I grew up on Earth
Never forget it" Goku said looking over his shoulder at Vegeta, who was lying on the ground half dead from a hard fight and having lost his tail
Vegeta had no energy reserves
Serious injuries all over his body that hardly allowed him to move
Was surrounded by enemies, enemies that at this moment each and every one of them could kill him
His only possible ally whom he had not yet killed ... had been lobotomized and was unable to fight
His ship had been hijacked by the greatest abomination he had ever known
And his pride was fractured after losing to someone he had despised and undervalued in every possible way before and after the fight.
He was absolutely fucked...
"GOKU !!
DAD!!!" All the Z Warriors shouted IN joy ... except Piccolo ... seeing how their hero had shown the great potential of human martial arts to the universe
"... Aha...
Guys" Goku said with great tiredness and pain, he could hardly stand up… but he was also very happy to see how his friends celebrated his triumph
They were so happy that everyone ... except Piccolo ... ran to hug him enthusiastically, as if they were fans of a soccer team going down to the field when their team had won the league in that last match in the last minute
But…
AHHHH !!!
POMMMMM !!!
They hit themselves halfway with a hard invisible wall, as if they had hit their heads against a glass so clean that was impossible to see
And as they rubbed their reddened noses... looked at the alleged 100% sure guilty
"Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
It was a super close match in which there was blood, excitement, epic speeches, insults, flashbacks…
You gave the coup de grace thanks to the technique that I taught you during breaks, while Kaiou-chan cooked
And you have achieved all that without the help of Krillin, Gohan and Yajirobe, who has not even deigned to come… " Broly said as he approached Goku, applauding as he commented the outcome of the fight and compared it with the official version ... out loud...
"Hey?!
What the hell are you saying?" Everyone shouted ... including Goku and Piccolo ... and especially Krillin and Gohan ... they were very confused by the barrier he erected in order not to celebrate Goku's victory and the strange comment that possibly referred to an alternative world that only existed in his strange mind ...
Or maybe not…
"I didn't say anything ...
Ehemmm ...
It's not time to celebrate yet ...
The fight is not over yet.
Vegeta still hasn't given up ... and I doubt he will do it... he is still alive and / or is not inside a jar.
Until we come to a conclusion, this fight will not end and we will not be able to enjoy the victory banquet that I have prepared.
You see, I am a sometimes cruel, bastard, annoying and irritating god ... But just, kind and generous in the end...
Love me" Broly said pretending not to have said anything suspicious before, reported why he had stopped the celebration and showed some anger of in principle unknown origin, as if he had been offended by someone's comment or attitude
"Banquet?!" The most gluttonous and noisy shouted in amazement... Ok, all except Piccolo ... but especially Goku ...
And Krillin suspecting the origin of Broly's discomfort said "Broly-san ... why do you say that, we never ..."
However, Broly quickly interrupted him bluntly "I can read minds, although on many occasions I don't or pretend not to."
"Ehhh ... I won't say anything else ..." Krillin replied after picking up on the hint and being scared by all the negative reviews he had of Broly in his mind..
"This…
What will happen to Vegeta if I kill him?
Will you bring him back to life?" Goku asked which after fantasizing about the banquet and ignoring the rest of the conversation ... he worried again about ending the fight
"Hey?! Goku, what are you trying to say?" All his friends asked, who understood that Goku was about to do something stupid and irresponsible ... again ...
"Yes, I will resurrect him, but he has not won, which is why, like Raditz, he has lost his freedom.
I will take him to a place where he will never see the sunlight again, I'll shave him like his father, I'll make him see his defeat every time he sleeps in his dreams, I'll make him be beaten by 5-year-olds with reduced mobility, I will make him dance ridiculously until he gets sores on his feet while wearing an apron... I will chemically and non-chemically castrate him to prevent him from reproducing
And when he tries to commit suicide I will resurrect him indefinitely over and over again
The only way out for him is for me to get bored of him someday and that I throw him to the attic next to my electric guitar and skates
And it is hard for me to get bored of things…" Broly said explaining what he planned to do with Vegeta, the person who was officially married to his girlfriend ... and whom he did not intend to treat with kindness, especially at this point in the mang, where he was a fucking scum
"WHAT!?" Vegeta and Yam shouted, they couldn't believe that Broly, who until now had only seen him do normal level jokes, hit them sometimes, heal and resurrect peoples suddenly became such a sinister and cruel torturer
[What a son of a bitch] Those not involved in that torture thought ... but suddenly they panicked remembering that Broly could read their minds and tried not to think about anything else
"That is extreme even for me" Said Piccolo, who was impressed by the wickedness of who until then believed that he was a somewhat bastard and selfish goody with too much power
"I see…
So ... I think I give up
Hehe…" Goku said quite relaxedly, as if what Broly had said did not deserve any extra appreciation
"P-Pffff ...
Hahahah… "And that answer made Broly burst out laughing although he was already expecting that answer.
"EEEEHHHHH !!!" And unlike him, the others shouted when they heard the answer ... although they also expected it
[What the hell is this idiot saying?] Vegeta thought with dismay, jubilation and rage… since this development of events was not expected for him
"Why Dad?!" Gohan asked, that given the circumstances he shouldn't question him, since he did the same…
But he's a little boy, therefore he asked many questions about everything
"Of such a stick, such a splinter ..." Piccolo and Yam said at the same time
"Have you lost your mind, Goku?
This guy tried to kill our friends and everyone in this world
If we let him go now he'll surely come here to kill us again!
If you think this guy'll chang his ways like Piccolo or Ten did, then you're making a huge mistake!
This guy isn't like that! Is a monster that even killed his own friends!" Several of his friends said to try to convince him that this was not a good idea
However as with almost all the useful advices that our friends have ever given us in our life… we have ignored them… and Goku was no different "I know but…
That Vegeta is on hell of a strong guy
I can't really explain it… but killin him would be a great waste
I guess it's because I'm a Saiyan too…
Whenever I see someone strong my chest throbs…
I want to fight with one more time…
He has a lot of room for improvement "
"As whimsical as ever ..." All the Z Warriors said upon hearing his absurd explanation ... even Piccolo.
"Well, what are we going to do about it…
The father copies the son this time
The winner of this match is Vegeta!
But by default… due to pity… the worst kind of victory
If I were you, I would even feel insulted for winning in this way… " Broly said declaring Vegeta the winner while bleedingly disrespecting him
[Fucking bastard…
Someday ... someday ... I swear ...
The next time i'll exterminate all of them!] Vegeta thought with bloodshot eyes as he used all the power in his body to get up from the ground to try to maintain what little dignity he had left that day.
And moments later when he managed to stand up despite staggering over and over again he said "Cut this shit!
I want my wish now!"
"It should be said ... please
But yes, yes of course.
What do you want to order?
Peace in the universe?
Cure all existing diseases?
Bring all Saiyans back to life, including your father and your planet?
Give back to that pretty girl who loves you so much her ability to try to be as despicable as you that my student has stolen?" Broly replied explaining possible options in an extremely sarcastic way
[Wh-wh-w… WHAT ?!] Yam thought with panic, shame and anger upon hearing that last possibility
Who loves you so much? What the hell was that motherfucker saying?
Is he always looking for a way to humiliate everyone?
Hadn't she had enough already?
And after a few seconds in which Vegeta blushed for a second in which he looked at Yam without knowing what to say or think… he behaved again as the cold, calculating being that until now had been "Hahah!
Stop saying stupid things!
Bring the trash back to life and rebuild a filthy planet?
Losing a valuable desire to help a former subordinate who should already be dead?
You still don't know me well"
Therefore, after a moment when everyone appreciated Vegeta's foreseeable perversity and Yam's bitter but sympathetic expression... Vegeta arrogantly formulated his wish "For a moment I thought about asking you for the transformation method that the brat used, but it is not a high priority for now since with my Oozaru transformation I can obtain a similar strenght
Something that really tempts me is the formula to become the Legendary Super Saiyan, which you possibly have ...
However, I will continue with my original plan.
With absolute immortality it is only a matter of time before I can achieve all my goals.
That transformation, being the Legendary Super Saiyan, ruling the universe, destroying this filthy planet...
And if I want more wishes I just have to go to the planet Namek, if a namekian here has created them on the origin planet there must be more ...
Hehe… nothing will be out of my reach"
And upon hearing his intentions, expressed in an incredible murderous aura and genuine conviction to accomplish his goals, objections were heard among the public "This guy is despicable ...
Broly, I think you shouldn't… "
But Broly did not listen to the advice of his friends ...
"Okay.
Your wish will be granted.
Enjoy your immortality "Broly said snapping his fingers and granting the wish to Vegeta
"Oh no ..." Everyone but Goku and Yam shouted at the same time when they saw that Broly had just done something terrible, for them and for the universe.
You shouldn't give such a power to a psychopath like him!
And Vegeta quickly began to notice that something in him was changing after the snap of fingers ...
"Yes ... this feeling ...
Something is changing in me ... I feel power ...
I feel like my wounds...
Wait…
Why aren't my wounds healing?" Vegeta asked, who did not understand why his totally wounded and energyless body did not recover instantly after achieving perfect immortality.
The logical thing would be for his body to repair itself and recover all the energy and stamina quickly
But it wasn't, he felt exactly the same as before
And that's when Broly's solemn face changed, being replaced by that of a fucking manga bastard who had won a card game with elaborate and crawling traps while explaining in his inner monologue how he had won with cheats, observing with satisfaction the miserable situation of the one to whom he had ruined his life "Oh yeah…
You see, in the case of asking a wish in a non-altruistic way if your team has not won the team match ...
It comes with certain disadvantages ...
In the case of immortality, it is that your body from now until eternity will stay exactly the same.
Just as young, just as healthy, well fed, muscular, alive… that it will be impossible to kill in any way or deteriorate you with anything ... but with the same injuries, energy levels and power as at the same moment you asked for that wish
So you should forget to heal, recover and become stronger...
For this reason I suggested one of those altruistic wishes...
But anyway, I have to respect the individual initiative of other people, even if they are wrong"