"If you don't know Namek? Where did you use the Dragon Ball?" Asked North Kai, since the Dragon Ball is an object that only the Namekians can create, and there are only Namekians in Namek.
"From the Earth" Broly replied
"From the Earth?" North Kai asked
"Yes, the current Kami of Earth created them, they are a bit limited, but the results are pretty decent" Said Broly, directing the conversation to where he wanted.
North Kai was surprised by the declaration of Broly, but soon understood what happened "By chance the Kami of the Earth is green and has antennae"
"Yeah, he's also a little wrinkled and lately with some fart problems" Said Broly trying to hold his laugh.
"Then your Kami is a native inhabitant of Namek, and not a normal one ... very few are able to create Dragon Balls" North Kai said surprised.
North Kai explained about the Namekians ... seeing that Broly showed interest in them, North Kai explained everything he knew, including the coordinates of the planet Namek.
"Well, I go back to earth to talk with Kami, my intuition tells me that he doesn't know about his origins
Take, enjoy your new car.
We'll see each other again" Said Broly, tossing the keys to North Kai and then disappearing.
North Kai was relieved by Broly's disappearance and extremely cheerful as he observed the key in his hand, headed dancing to his new car.
"Ohhh! That child is a real bastard... but he is very generous hehehe.
It's the best gift I have ever received" North Kai said as he entered the beautiful and comfortable interior of his luxurious convertible car.
Nervously he sat in the driver's chair to drive him for the first time, and once he sat down…
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A loud bang of fart exploded from the chair where the poor North Kai was sitting... so powerful was the sound that North Kai shot out of the car, dropping to the ground 5 meters ahead.
When North Kai regained consciousness, he looked forward and saw a note that was 5 centimeters in front of him.
"Hello, North Kai.
I forgot to mention that there was a small fart cushion inside the chair.
Don't forget to remove it before mounting, or something dangerous could happen.
Fondly…
Broly"
North Kai was red due to rage.
He understood perfectly that Broly's bastard had placed precisely this note in this position, since he calculated that it would be here where North Kai would land after sitting down.
He had teased him again.
"BROLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" North Kai shouted to the sky ... in the direction of the earth
…
[HAHAHAHA!! I know I'm repeating myself with this joke, but...
Never underestimate a classic ... the extreme fart has always been a humorous element in all cultures.
The fart unites us as living beings]
Why was Broly doing this (besides having fun)?
He already knew the direction of Planet Namek, he didn't need to come to see North Kai for this.
However, he needed someone to give him that official information ...
There were people like Wiss who could investigate the past, it would be very suspicious if he knew so many things ... even with the wish of the Dragon Balls.
Besides, he also needed a contact in the other world for future operations ... and who better than the recognized North Kai who had helped the Z Warriors so much?
[Well ... It's time to continue with my plan "Get the power"
Let's see how our dear Kami is, surely he is dying to see me]
…
Temple of Kami
Kami was on the outskirts of Kami's Temple, sitting in the robotic chair that Broly had given him ... chair from which Mr Popo had already removed the bag of farts ...
"This place is so peaceful…especially since Broly is gone ... I missed times like these" Said Kami Sama, with a face that showed an indescribable happiness and tranquility.
But suddenly…
Broly appeared in front of him, only an inch from his face "Hi Kami, I have interesting news for you!"
"AAAAHHHHHHH!" Kami shouted in fright, falling backwards from the chair.
[OH NO! HE'S BACK!]
"Hi Kami, hello Popo, sorry to come without warning, but I have fresh news about Kami's origin
And I don't know if you know" Said Broly, raising Kami with telekinesis.
Kami and Mr Popo, had enough reasons to recriminate and criticize Broly... his farewell had left them with several surprises, but...
They were too intrigued by what he had to say to them to change the subject, since Kami had lost his childhood memories of a blow to the head (the original Goku).
Broly explained what North Kai had told him about Namek, its inhabitants and the cataclysm that the planet suffered... Mr Popo and Kami were surprised by the news, but not too much since everything
What Broly said fit perfectly with Kami and his past.
It was evident that he was telling the truth.
"In short, the God of the planet Earth is an alien...
What would the nationalist Earthlings think if they knew?" Broly said trying to bring a comical vision to the tense situation.
"Yes, it seems pretty funny" Said Kami, who was surprised by his past, and by knowing that he still had family in another world.
"What do you say Kami, are you coming to visit your world with me?" Broly asked casually.
Kami, suspicious of Broly's intentions, asked "Why are you so interested in going to the planet Namek ... and why do you want me to accompany you? I find it very curious"
Broly, pretending to be offended by Kami's words "Kami, you offended me…
Do you think I'm a person who only does things if they benefit him?
That I am some kind of evil being who has ulterior motives in everything he does?"
Kami stared at him ... he didn't say anything, but his silence said more than any word.
Broly had to confess "Ok... it's okay, I confess...
The truth is that I would like to use the Dragon Ball of Namek for a little thing ... that apparently yours cannot do ...
I thought that if I went with you, to speak well of me, the person who has managed to reunite you with your family...
I wouldn't have many obstacles..."
Kami somewhat calmer to know Broly's intentions said "I would love to accompany you, but ...
I'm afraid I cannot accompany you.
I am the Kami of the earth, I cannot get away from the planet now ... I cannot abandon my functions...
Also, I don't think I should go yet...
But don't worry, I will give you a letter in which I will talk about you, surely when the person in charge will help you" Said Kami
[It seems he doesn't want to go partly because he split into two parts...
Creating Piccolo...
I guess he feels embarrassed in some way]
Kami handed him a letter written on Namekian.
He told him to give it only to the leader of the Namekians and not to read it.
Broly, despite being a bastard ... he respected Kami's wishes and wouldn't spy.
"Thank you very much Kami.
See you soon" Said Broly teleporting
When Kami realized that the danger had passed ... he sighed and said.
"I'd rather not see you too soon
I hope they pay attention to my letter and nothing bad happens to them...
Brothers ... for your sake, listen to me" Said Kami to himself
…
In some place of outer space, Broly appeared.
The most surprising thing of all is that he seemed to be able to survive in the vacuum of space without any problem.
Thing that at first was impossible for any Saiyan.
Broly just appeared and created a clone
[I will send 49% for my BC plan and my original 50% for the AB plan]
Both disappeared.
…
The original body traveled to the planet Namek.
To save time Broly appeared directly in front of the great patriarch, right in front of his great body.
Before he could talk, Nail the patriarch's faithful guardian acted.
"Be careful patriarch" he said as he ran toward Broly, but ... he never reached him.
Using telekinesis Broly held him in the air, making impossible for him to move forward.
Both the great patriarch and Nail quickly understood something about Broly
He was too powerful ... they couldn't do anything against him.
[I have already shown my power, now it's time to show my kind face]
"Wow you are very similar to Kami.
Good morning, my name is Broly, and it came in the name of my dear friend Kami.
He is a Namekian who escaped from the planet Namek during the cataclysm and who is now the guardian of our planet.
Although I would also need you to help me with a little thing ... if you could be so kind" Said Broly, respectfully introducing himself.
The great patriarch, quite interested in what Broly had said, asked "A namekian who escaped?"
"Yes, a Namekian who knows how to create Dragon Balls, I have come here among other things for you to help me with a wish I want to ask your Dragon Balls" Said Broly trying to be more specific
The great patriarch, with a smile said "Oh he must be the son of Katas, that child was a prodigy, it doesn't surprise me that he has become the guardian of a planet.
It is a relief to know that he is safe and sound ... I suppose he hasn't come because he has his obligations to attend as guardian of his planet, in the same way that I have others.
As for the wish ... we need to talk about it among the different leaders..."
Broly, who feared that the process of asking for his wish would be too long, decided to take out the letter that Kami gave him, to expedite the process
"Kami handed me this letter for you to read, he told me that with this you would surely help me" Said Broly, delivering the letter to the great patriarch with telekinesis.
[Surely this letter explains how great I am and how much I have helped them in these five years]
The great patriarch opened the letter and read it carefully several times, interspersing the reading with observing Broly.
After several minutes of deliberating internally he said. "Okay, you can use the Drabon Ball, I'll send some messages to the other villages, in a few hours everything will be ready"
"Thank you very much Patriarch, if you'll excuse me, I'll be absent for a moment
I'll be back soon" Said Broly as he disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared.
…
When he diapered, Nail that had been listening all the conversation suspended in the air, fell to the ground.
"Great Patriarch, are you sure to let that person use the Dragon Ball?" Nail asked, which for some reason or another ... didn't like Broly.
"Yes, I think it's the best we can do" Said the great patriarch, not overly motivated by his decision.
"Great patriarch, what did that letter say?" Nail asked, who understood that the reason behind the patriarch's actions was due to that letter.
"Read it yourself Nail" The great patriarch handed the letter to Nail.
Nail read the letter and was surprised by the contents of it.
"Namekians, please ...
Do what he tells you ... If you don't please him it is very likely that he will be day and night embittering your life.
He is not a bad boy, I do not think he asks for anything bad and I doubt he will hurt any of you, but...
Pay attention to me, for your mental health.
Do what he asks you.
PLEASE!
PDT: Don't sit down in anything that he gives you"
Nail with cold sweat on his forehead and antennae thought
[What the hell is this boy?]
…
Broly appeared in an uninhabited place on the planet Namek.
"Time to create my second ambassadorship" Said Broly concentrating on his Nen.