Chapter 30 - Sightseeing

After two and a half weeks Broly had finished absorbing the Super Dragon Ball ... All of them were inside their Formless Realm, together... in time stopped...

That was what Broly, within its green dimension could see with extreme satisfaction.

"Great, my main mission in universe 6 is over, now I just need to complete the secondary, secret missions ... and maybe a hidden one ... who knows...

I'm dying to ask for THAT WISH, but the conditions that I have imposed myself and the maximization of effectiveness still prevent me from doing it...

This is a greater torture than buying a game that you have been waiting for for years and despite having it on the table; you cannot play it because you have tasks to do before ..."

After rejoicing and getting frustrated at the same time ... Our hero left his Formless Realm to the Universe 6 with his beloved spaceship KID 2.0.

"I have to make a few stops ... But first of all I'll go to the most interesting of all ... and of course the most important ... not only the universe ... also for my plans"

In a beautiful planet of Universe 6, full of green meadows, trees, rivers, lakes, mountains from which you could see many moons of all sizes… but despite having such a prosperous and suitable environment for life... it was a practically uninhabited planet ... where only plants and a few harmless insects lived... apart from two other strange-looking beings and…

Now, for the first time in history ... an uninvited person arrived on this planet

[I imagined it, this planet is exactly in the same coordinates as in the Universe seven ... Well, I still haven't been here in the Universe seven, but... this Sacred World of the Kai of the Universe six is equal to the seven in the anime ...

Perfect ... Let's start working before the fat and thin Kai realize I'm here]

Broly, trying to hide all his energy and presence ... began to create an ambassadorship right on that sacred planet ... a planet in which no mortal was supposed to step.

A mortal was creating a direct door to a forbidden world ... without anyone being aware...

After a few hours of high tension, in which Broly was creating an embassy that covered the entire planet, while watching the movements of the Kai, to detect if they had discovered him and know what they do in their free and work time...

However, for his little surprise… there wasn't much difference between the Kais of the two universes... they mainly slept, wandered and observed different points of the universe from their crystal ball... but not for work reasons...

[Really, be a God must be the easiest job in all realities

Is this supposed to be the people who watch over the safety of the universe?

Where have they gotten the title?

Am I supposed to pay them with my taxes? Well, I don't tax in universe 6, but...

This ... I cannot leave things like that ... I have to do something to help this universe and get rid of inept leaders...

Or at least punish them]

While Fuwa, the Supreme Kai and his tall and thin green phosphorescent assistant (we don't know his name, so we'll call him Thin) were back to back on a tree while doing absolutely nothing...

When suddenly, a flying hand appeared out of nowhere, tapping Fuwa on the shoulder...

"Thin, do you want something?" Asked Fuwa, who was surprised that Fit asked him for something like that.

Thin, who was looking at the clouds quietly was surprised by the words of Fuwa and replied "No, Supreme Kai, I don't want anything...

Why do you ask?"

"For nothing ... don't listen to me" Said Fuwa, who believed he had imagined that someone had touched his shoulder.

A few seconds passed and ... the flying hand appeared once again...

This time touching Thin's shoulder in the same way he did with Fuwa...

"Supreme Kai, what's wrong?" Fit asked, turning to Fuwa.

Fuwa turned to Thin again and replied "Nothing, and you?"

Once again two hands appeared, one behind Fuwa and one behind Thin ... touching their heads with their fingers.

Fuwa, who was the quickest of the two, turned to Thin ... this time something angry ... it wasn't his imagination "Thin… are not you old enough to stop making these jokes?"

Thin, who turned to Fuwa a few seconds later replied "I don't know what you mean, but please, spot bothering me, I'm busy"

Both were surprised by the performance of the other. They did not want to give it too much importance, since they were always bored, and they understood that his partner would like to have fun in some way, but ...

After more than fifteen minutes of continuous repetition ... and increase of the forcefulness of the jokes...

They lost the tranquillity and good manners so typical of a Kai.

"Stop Thin! It's not funny anymore" Fuwa said as he struggled with Thin, grabbing him by the neck part of the suit

"I repeat again ... it wasn't me" Thin said, while grabbing Fuwa in the same way.

Fuwa, shouting at Fit's face a few millimetres away, said "On this planet we are just you and me ... Who else can be?"

Thin, hitting his forehead with Fuwa's with anger said "That's what I say! Nobody but you has been able to steal my hat!"

"What do you mean? It was you who pulled me by the hair?" Fuwa said pointing to his pineapple hair, which was totally dishevelled ... and it was missing many hairs

"No, you've been the one who has stretched me hard on the ears" Thin said that it pointed to his ears, that they were green before and now they were a red... and something purple at certain points where it seemed to have been pinched.

"No, it's you who has patted me on the belly" Fuwa said as he pulled up his suit, showing that in his fat green belly there were several hand marks.

Both, angry and tired of arguing among themselves ... then they turned away while they crossed their arms in a childish behaviour... they did not want to see each other's faces, but...

Two hands appeared once more in a blind spot for both... and quickly, silently and implacably... gave them a very strong slap upside the head.... so strong that it sounded like a thunder across the planet... so strong that it sent them several meters away

"It's over ... You're going to regret treating your superior this way" Fuwa said making a fight stance.

"You're the one who's going to regret, I don't care if you're the Supreme Kai, I'm going to beat you up" Said Thin, making another fight stance.

IAHHHH!!!

IAHHHH!!!

After those unfortunate and mysterious incidents, Fuwa and Fit began to fight as if their lives were at stake, hitting each other hard... no matter how many millions of years of friendship they had and the position of both ... They weren't holding back ... their fists they began to fill with blood.

However, in the midst of that chaos…. in a parallel dimension ... there was a person eating popcorn and drinking a cola... who quietly observed that unfortunate conflict between friends as if it were a movie.

"HAHAHAHAHA!

What an unexpected outcome...

Who will win the fight?

Will someone die?

Will they be friends again?

Will they discover the truth?

I hope to discover it in another episode of Laurel and Hardy" Said Broly while he stopped eating, drinking and got up from the couch.

"This trip has been profitable, fun ... and I have managed to get those two lazy people to stop sleeping ... I feel that I have done a good work for this universe.

Now it's time to go somewhere else ... let's see if it's in the same coordinates" Said Broly coming out of his dimension to instantly disappear using the Kai Kai...

Once again, Broly appeared on another planet ... which was also green and full of lakes ... although something swampier than the previous one...

If it weren't for the large amount of precious flowers would be exactly the same planet in which Broly was a few months ago before

That's right, Broly was on the planet Namek of Universe 6.

Which was an exact replica of the universe 7, except for a few details.

On this planet Namek the cataclysm never happened, which is why there were still Ajisa all over the planet, the Namekians hadn't been practically extinct, so there were hundreds of thousands on the planet... unlike in the universe 7, which there were barely 200...

Because the planet enjoyed great prosperity and did not lose the technological advance that they once had ... they were able to travel to other planets and have commercial relationships, so the planet Namek of universe 6 wasn't a planet practically forgotten as in the universe 7 ... There even seemed to be some tourism...

[Wow, it's awesome how a simple event can change so many things

Mmm...

I see that there are also Dragon Balls with the size of a watermelon in this place

It's good news ... it's always good to have more Dragon Balls nearby just in case...

Above all, in these moments of uncertainty like the one I'm in...

I will create another ambassadorship and I will leave to what possible will be my last destination...]

Broly in the same way he did in the Sacred World of the Kai began to create a large ambassadorship, covering the whole planet...

During the hours that Broly was surrounding the planet with his Formless Realm ... he could hear some very interesting conversations from the entire planet Namek...

He found them very interesting precisely because were about him

"Did you hear the rumours?" Said a powerful-looking Namekian A who was responsible for the security of the great patriarch.

"You mean the monkey boy with three eyes? I've heard something ... thanks to our prodigious hearing it's easy to listen many things "Said a something fatter Namekian B

"I have also heard some of that...

A friend of mine works in the Peace Corps of Emperor Frost, and it seems that they are looking for him throughout the universe" Said a youthful Namekian C

"It seems that they want to keep secret why they are looking for him, but ... it is extremely dangerous criminal ... he have killed hundreds of Peace Corps soldiers ... although I don't understand why there is so much secrecy ... the most logical thing would be to put a search and capture order" Said the Namekian A who started the conversation

"Wow ... he looks like a dangerous guy ... no wonder they're looking for him

But ... why are you so interested?" Asked the Namkian B, who sensed that something strange related them to that monkey child.

"A few days ago an emissary of Frost's peace corps came to see the great patriarch to ask him a question...

They wanted to know if he recognized the race of that monkey child and also… about a strange object that that being was making disappear ... a circular and crystalline object of orange color with stars that can be seen from all directions...

What does it remind you of?" Said the Namekian A seriously, as he watched the expression of his friends change drastically.

"That cannot be true…

The Dragon Balls are supposed to be a secret ... only known by us and by the gods...

How is it that others know about them?

One moment…

Did you say that that monkey boy has been making them disappear?

Why have I not heard about that yet?" Asked the Namekian B extremely alarmed ... as if that answer depended on the fate of the universe.

"Don't worry, our Dragon Balls are fine and where they should be...

They haven't consulted the great patriarch specifically for the Dragon Balls, simply because of his age and knowledge related to magic and the mystical world...

Obviously we have denied knowing anything about the Dragon Ball, but...

The most shocking thing is that the unknown dragon ball has the size of a planet" Said the Namekian A to reassure the Namekian B and C ... and make them worry again

"What have you said? Of a planet?

Who the hell could have created a Dragon Ball like that ... and who wants to make that monster with her?" The Namekian B said with cold sweat and pale face...

"This is bad, if that evil being asks for a wish to a Dragon Ball of that size ...

What can happen is…" Said the Namekian C, with worse aspect than the Namekian B

Broly, who was listening to the conversation while creating his ambassadorship

[I killed hundreds of soldiers?

Frost...

What lie have you told about me?

Well ... it doesn't matter ... It seems that he is doing his job well...

Maybe I'll just need to make one last trip at the end]