"You'll see…
A harem as is traditionally and historically understood... was when a man of great importance, status, power, success in life, money and dominant male characteristics… they whether kings, conquerors, intellectuals, successful businessmen…
They had at their disposal a large number of women ... since there was the belief that due to their success, they deserved more women to reproduce and spread their genes more than another man ...
It was something that only successful alpha males had as proof of their status ... it showed that they could support so many women and that that womens wanted a strong, intelligent and dominant man as a husband ... or they were simply forced ... since he was someone who stood out from the rest ...
However, an anime or manga harem ...
Good…
You understand what I mean, right?" Broly asked, pulling the gun from Rito's traumatized face and making nonverbal cues that he could answer.
Nonverbal signals that became increasingly more and more insistent and threatening… And Rito, due to his past experiences, didn't know whether to answer or not ... since he was afraid that whatever he did would end in more blows and insults
"I ... don't know ..." Rito said shaky with a trembling voice and tears in his eyes due to the fear caused by the situation and the possible response of Broly.
"OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!
HOW CAN YOU KNOW?
But don't worry ... luckily for you I am a very patient and quiet guy... in one way or another I will make you understand" Broly said in a very gloomy way, terrifying Rito even more… A Rito that was about to piss on himself while Broly made him turn on himself as if he were a spinning top ... as if he were a toy in his telekinetic hands
[I KNEW IT!! NO MATTER WHAT I SAY OR DO!!] Rito thought doing his best not to vomit due to the dizziness caused by turning so many times and so fast on himself
"The Harems were designated by the man who wanted to have the harem, either to seduce that woman, buy her or force her to be part of that harem…
However, in the manga and anime harem ... Women are the ones who choose the harem master on their own accord ... whether that boy wants it or not a lot of times…
Is it very convenient ...
Right?
It's not your fault that there are so many women interested in you ...
Right?!
It is not as if you were forcing them ... and therefore there is no feeling of guilt or evil ...
Right??!!
And that neither you nor they recognize having or being part of a harem is great...
Right???!!!
That removes the responsibility and guilt of having several women at your disposal ...
Right????!!!!
Therefore, you have no obligation to keep them and their children, endure their emotional bullshit and other annoyances...
Right?????!!!!
With this we have all the good of having a harem without the bad of having a harem ...
RIGHT??????!!!!!!
RIGHT???????!!!!!!!
RIGHT????????!!!!!!!!" Shouted Broly increasing the volume of his voice in each sentence due to the great rage at the same time as he was getting closer and closer to Rito's face ... to the point that both eyes were less than 2 centimeters away ...
An anger so great that he unconsciously made him transform into True Legendary Super Saiyan God
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!" Rito shouted with all his strength upon see that the terribly, powerful and crazy psycho alien approached him more and more in a very threatening way as he transformed, further increasing his musculature
And Broly moving away a little from Rito, trying to control himself so as not to kill him ... so he spoke again in a more civilized way ... but without much success "FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!
Let's keep going…
Could you tell me exactly what is the reason why Lala, Momo, Nana, Haruna, Run, Kotegawa, Yami ... and even Kyōko and Rin ... are in love with you ...
Really…
Could you tell me why you are a pussy magnet?
COULD YOU TELL ME WHY?"
And when he heard that informative bomb, Rito forgot about the terrifying and nothing promising situation he was in and dared to say "What?!
Does Haruna really like me?
Kotegawa and Yami too?
Kyōko and Rin?
Since when?!!
That is impos..."
"SHUT UP FUCKING HERPES!!" Broly shouted as he grabbed Rito's tongue with telekinesis and stretched it out of his mouth to make him shut up in a very forced way. "The next time you interrupt me, don't answer what I'm asking, answer or you do anything… I plan to extend this stupid tongue until it reaches your fucking ass ...
AND I WILL MAKE YOU LICK IT TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT !!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!??
IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME CRY LIKE A FUCKING WUSS!!!"
Pooommm!!!
"BUAAAAHHHHHHH" And Rito cried like a wuss… but not because of Broly's order ... it was because of the ultra-weak slap of Broly (from Boly's point of view) that hit him on the whole face, almost broking one or two teeths ...
"IT IS NORMAL THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST DENSE GUYS OF THE FICTION AND BECAUSE THERE ARE NO REASONS… OR AT LEAST LOGICAL REASONS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU !!!" Broly shouted furiously... to then use a mocking and ridiculous voice while simultaneously mockingly and ridiculously represented what he said
"You touched my tits, so you become my husband and since you tried to save me from some "bad guys" in a pathetic way ... as the 99.9% of the men on this planet would do!!! ... I fall in love with you madly ...
I have seen you take care of some crappy flowers and that makes me see that you are kind and the love of my life ...
It turns out that he was not someone evil and has bought me food ... from now on this will be my favorite food, I will stay close to him, I will become his sister's best friend and I will have a tsundere attitude towards him although I want him…
OHHHH !!! How cuteeeee ... he blushes and put a very stupid face when he's embarrassed ... That's why I'll harass you sexually every day ...
Oh my ... we kissed by accident ... LETS FUCK!
THESE ARE SHITTY REASONS!!!
IT IS ILLOGICAL THAT ONLY WITH THIS RANDOM SHIT COULD EXISTS THIS DEGREE OF INFATUATION DURING SO MUCH TIME !!!
AND IT IS MORE ILLOGICAL WHEN EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH THE SAME SHITTY BOY!
OVERALL WHEN THEY ARE ALL PRETTY, ACTIVE, INDEPENDENT, SMART AND EVEN FAMOUS!!!" Shouted Broly a few inches from Rito's face ... using an inhuman voice power
"UHHHHHHHHH!!!" And that caused Rito's face to slightly deform by the power of his voice ... a deformation similar to the one suffered by a person accelerating on a powerful roller coaster
"And you know what is the most fun of all?
Is that you ... didn't do or do anything ...
And when I say that you don't do anything ... I don't just mean that you don't make any effort to make them fall in love, correspond them, improve the relationship, or just do something that can make us understand why you're so loved ...
WHEN I SAY YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING IT'S BECAOUSE YOU DON'T DO ANYHING AT ALL!
YOU ONLY REACT TO WHAT OTHERS DO, FUCKING BETA FAGGOT!!!
IT IS ASSUMED THAT YOU ARE THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS MANGA AND STILL YOU DON'THING, THE GIRLS ARE THE ONES THAT MOVES THE STUPID AND ABSURD STORY OF THIS MANGA!
YOU ARE NOT THE PROTAGONIST !!!
YOU ARE ONLY THE CHARACTER ON WHICH THE HISTORY ROTATES! AND YOU ARE A PATHETIC CHARACTER !!" Shout Broly with great indignation, grabbing Rito by the shirt as if he were a gangster trying to intimidate an granny with alzheimer's to steal her money ...
[I don't know what he's talking about or what he did to him ...
But please God, make this end ... in any way ...] Rito thought, that he was completely terrified... so much that he even began to consider exits with no return
"Well yes ... you do something ...
Fall in such impossible and stupid ways that not even the actors of teleshopping spots would be able to imitate ...
Falling on the girls to create scenes near the Hentai genre in an absurdly, repetitive and surreal way in each chapter ...
TO MAKE THE TEENAGERS KILL THEMSELVES BY MASTURBATION!!!
You understand me… play a game of five against one and the one who loses spits, do justice with your own hand, play the double bass with love, try to get Excalibur out of its stone without success, make the one-eyed cyclops cry...
THIS IS THE FUCKING ONLY AND WHOLE PURPOSE OF A MANGA / ANIME HAREM!!!
THEY ARE A FUCKING SHIT WITHOUT ANY LITERARY VALUE!!!
They are nothing more than self-inserting fantasies in which no popular men's who have not passed the hormonal phase imagine that they are capable of having a harem and they are the object of desire of all the beautiful girls
AND YOU KNOW WHY PRECIESELY YOU HAVE A HAREM?!!
Because if a stupid loser like you has a fucking harem…
WHY THEY CAN'T HAVE ONE, SINCE THEY ARE THE EQUAL OR LESS PATHETIC THAN YOU!!!!????
IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A STUPID STORY TO SATISFY BETA MALE'S TO MAKE THEM FANTASIZE THAT ARE ALFA MALES SURROUNDED BY TITS THAT HAVE BEEN GATHERED WITHOUT EFFORT OR ANY SENSE IN A SHITTY HISTORY WHERE HIS GREAT AND ONLY CLAIM IS SEE TITS AND BUTTS AND BELIEVE THAT IT IS YOU THE ONE WHO RUBS EROTICALLY AGAINTS THEM!!!
This is the essence of a manga like yours…
And it is for this and much more that...
I HATE THE MANGA / ANIME HAREM!!!
But above all ...
THEIR PROTAGONISTS!!!
AND I KNOW THAT I AM REPEATING MYSELF! BUT I HATE THEM TOO MUCH!" Shouted Broly, throwing Rito to the ground with violence, as if he were not a person ... only an unpleasant thing he was holding by mistake
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Auh…" Rito shouted when he fell to the ground on his head, which made him bleed from his nose ... but fear made him not complain about anything more than that ... since it seemed that this monster looked at him with more fury than before
"I will not be so short-sighted to complain about that they don't take advantage of the hundreds of opportunities that magically presents itself… to do what any man with a penis between his legs would do in a similar situation ...
I understand that there are certain scenes that cannot or could be put in a Shonen magazine and less in an anime taking into account how prickly pear the Japanese society is in general ...
I also understand that may be difficult for you to take some hints ...
Who has not missed the opportunity to fuck for not understanding the mystical signs of a woman?
I can even buy the fact that you are madly in love with a single girl and don't want to put your hands on another ...
And that you are ridiculously embarrassing
I can understand ... I can understand that you are a "Princeso" ...
ALTHOUGH IT IRRITATES ME TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE IT IS SURREALIST!!!!!!" Shouted Broly releasing even more energy than before, looking at Rito in a more terrifying way than before ... his eyes were bloodshot and it seemed he was going to kill him at any moment ...
[I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Whatever I have done or not done I am sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!] Rito was a few seconds after suffering a major nervous breakdown and drowning with his own vomit