"Ahem…
What really drives me crazy is your indecision and lack of initiative!
If you are only interested in a girl ... If you don't want to be sexually harassed as Momo does... Or if you want to fuck them all or only part of them...
SAY IT!!!!!!
STAKE YOUR CLAIM!!!
STOP CONSENTING EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENDS AROUND YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!
GET RID OF THIS FUCKING INDECISION!!!!
Whatever you decide may end with someone sad or injured and other happy…
BUT IF YOU CONTINUE TO FEAR THE CONFLICT, EVERYTHING WILL GO WRONG FOR YOU AND SURELY FOR THE MAJORITY AROUND YOU!!!
So…
THINK ABOUT YOURSELF AND NOT OTHERS AND THEIR FUCKING SHITTY FEELINGS!!!
ACT!!!
BEGIN TO ACT AS A FUCKING MAN, MAKE DECISIONS AND TAKE RESPONSIBITY FOR THEM!!!" Shouted Broly grabbing Rito, who was kneeling on the floor, shaking him repeatedly as if he were a cocktail shaker
"Ahhhhh…! Ahhhh ...! Ahhhhh ...! Ahhhhh ...! Ahhhhh ...! Ahhhhh…! "Rito stammered, who couldn't think of how scared and desperate he was, since the jolts were liquefying his brain
And when Broly saw that Rito was a few shakes from suffering permanent brain damage he threw him to the ground once more ...
He sat on the bed, incredibly angry, exhausted and disappointed ... watching Rito with disgust
"It's incredible ... incredibly poorly written that so many women without mental defects can be interested in a man so cowardly ... so unmanly ... so pathetic ... so mediocre or null in absolutely everything ... so incapable of anything ... so clumsy ... so ...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
You lack all the important characteristics that make women feel attracted to a man ...
I can still understand that your successor in the Shonen Jump, Kogarashi of Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san attracts women who know him…
Since he is a strong man (very strong for his universe), capable, reliable and constantly acts demonstrating that he is more or less an alpha male ... although in the same way he is almost always involved in the conflicts of the girls and is incapable of making a decision regarding his love life
(Kasuma, I miss you)
BUT YOU!!??
GOD!!!
EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FUCKING USELESS FACE I WANT TO CRUSH IT TO NOT HAVE TO SEE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!" Shouted Broly, crushing like a can of cola the gun with which he had threatened Rito until a few seconds ago ... reducing it to the size of a pea with the pressure of his hand
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
HE WILL KILL ME!! HE WILL KILL ME!!! HE WILL REALLY KILL ME !!!] Rito thought crying in fear like never before and trying to run for his life ... but his legs and his whole body in general didn't respond… he was so scared th couldn't move
"But I won't ... at least not now ... I'll give you a chance to save your miserable and execrable existence" Broly said trying to reassure himself.
"Re… really?" Rito asked, who seemed to have seen a pleasant light behind a very dark, grim and dangerous tunnel
But Broly interrupted that little illusion with an innocent appreciation "WHO HAS TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE YOUR PATHETIC BETA MALE VOICE IN MY FUCKING PRESENCE?!!
IF I WANTED TO HEAR YOU TALK I WOULD PUT MY ARM INSIDE YOU ASS, I WOULD HAVE BREAK THROUGH UNTIL REACH YOUR MOUTH FORM THE INSIDE AN MADE YOU TALK LIKE A PUPPET!!!
MAYBE… AND ONLY MAYBE IN THIS WAY YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING THAT WOULDN'T MAKE ME WITH REPLACE YOUR HEAD WITH A MANURE BAG!!!"
Appreciation that made Rito put himself in a fetal position as if he were a baby… He was so desperate and catatonic that was only seconds away from saying [I want to go with my mom]
Then Broly approached him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and put him facing the door and pointed at her with the finger saying " Right now you will go to see each of the girls who are attracted to you and you'll tell them what you really think and want... and you will do what you really think and do what your really want ...
I don't care if you decide to just stay with Haruna ...
I don't care if you decide to stay only with Lala ...
I don't care if you stay with both ...
I don't care if you risk and decide that you want to keep both ...
I don't care if you choose another or another's...
I don't care if you accept Momo's Harem plan ...
I don't care if you decide that you are not interested or ready for now to start a relationship since you want to enjoy your youth and singleness
I don't care if you fuck your little sister in the bathroom ...
I don't care if you fuck them all, leave them pregnant, then you omit all responsibility and you run away to Cuba ...
I don't care if you announce to the world that you are homosexual, since nobody would suppressed at this point ...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DECIDE, BUT DECIDE!!!
FUCKING EUNUCH WITHOUT COJONES!!!!!"
Hearing Broly's words, Rito was glad that there was a salvation for him ... but on the other hand the conditions that Broly had put completely broke all his beliefs and way of being ... so much that even in a situation like this he had great doubts about whether he should do what Broly was saying ...
Or what to do ...
And when he saw that indecision, Broly became even more angry, so much so that he almost achieved the transformation beyond the Legendary Super Saiyan GOD FULL POWER ... so he had to be even more drastic than before "I swear ...
IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING FAST, I'LL TEAR THAT INSIGNIFICANT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THAT YOU CALL PENIS, I WILL COOK IT USING YOU AS IF YOU WERE A PAN, AND I'LL MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT FORM YOUR FUCKING NOSE…
THEN WHEN YOU POOP IT I WILL COOL IT WITH THE BLOOD THAT I WILL EXTRACT FORM YOUR EMPTY SCROTUM, I'LL MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME FROM YOUR EAR AND THEN I WILL DESTROY YOUR FUCKING THICK INTESTINE BEFORE YOUR EX-LITTLE-USELESS-PENIS BEFORE IT CAN BECOME SHIT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you know what will be the funniest thing?
NOBODY WILL MISS IT!!!
So…
YOU CAN ALREADY GO TO THE ROOM OF LALA AND FUCK HER UP 9 TIMES OR I WILL THINK WORSE THINGS TO DO TO YOU!!!
AND I WARN YOU, I HAVE A LOT OF IMAGINATION!!!!!"
"One moment ... but you said you didn't care about what I chos..." Rito said with confusion, as there was a great contradiction in Broly's orders / threats
But Broly interrupted him in a very violent ... and irrational way ""I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!!
COME OUT OF MY VIEW AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE OR I'LL DESTROY THIS FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM !!
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!"
And with a kick in the ass Broly took him out of the room ... and Rito seeing that all that was serious and that Broly was making threatening gestures that suggested that he would kill him and cut his penis in indescribable ways ...
Rito ran for his life to Lala's room "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!"… screaming too
…
Lala's room
Where the beautiful, kind princess of Deviluque slept peacefully ... there was a noise from outside the room
Pom! Pom! Pom! PLOMMM!!!
"LALA! LALA !!" Rito shouted, who opened the door loudly, as if it were an emergency… and his face also showed that he was completely in a hurry and even terrified
"Rite? ... what happens to you? Have you had a nightmare? Can I help you?" Lala said worrying about Rito's face… without bothering her that he woke her up so abruptly at this hour
"There is no time for explanations Lala! I'm sorry !!" Rito said, pouncing at her.
The tragic situation he experienced thanks to Broly, his threat and the fact that he have been in a near death situation made him forget all rationality ... and his reproductive instinct finally was activated...
"Rito?! Ahhh what are you doing?
Mmmm ... are these tickles ...?
No they are not ...
ohhhh ..... " Lala said with some innocence and excitement as she watched how Rito acted in a not very normal way ... touch girl in a very intense and herotical way ... without even having fallen by mistake on top of her
…
Rite's room
Broly was still sitting there inspecting that Rito was doing what he had been ordered ...
Ohhhh !!! Rito!!! Mmmmmmm !!! I have never felt something like this!!! Mmmmm !!! I love you !!!
And seeing that everything had gone as he had planned, he said with satisfaction
"EVERYTHING IS COMING UP MILHOUSE!
Although it might be a little hard with that boy ...
Because of this, he will have night-time terror for 2 years… posttraumatic stress for a one year… he will develop an irreversible phobia towards muscular men… and he will piss and shit in stressful situations for a few months
But he will thank me in the future ...
Well ... Collateral damage ...
Next destination ...
Hehehe ... I will enjoy this"
…
Desire Realm
Broly returned with great humor to the main meeting room located in the center of his spaceship in his Desire Realm, which had become the meeting place for many of the most sociable characters like Obito, Rin, Mantamune, Hagoromo, Najimi, Kumagawa, Good Buu, Jiro, Ichiryou and others…
And of course, he had to give one of his little speeches "Well guys ... A world less to save ... it has been tough, but thanks to my good manners, impeccable mood and ..."
But he was quickly interrupted by Rin ""Last time you left the Brolyvision in this room ... we have seen it all you did to that boy" She said with total inexpressiveness, as if he had just seen a fairly grotesque and traumatic movie ... like The Human Centipede…
And most of the people who had a little humanity also looked at Broly in a similar way
"And you will live with the doubt of knowing if I left that television on purpose so that you will know that I have a bad side… Or that I'm not perfect and I forgot something as simple as removing my Brolyvision…
But I know everything that happens in my dimensions so ... I'm going to the next world, look at it if you want" Broly said laughing at the situation as he prepared to cross the barriers of reality to traumatize another teenager and his friends "Let's play a game"