Hmm, the silver haired hero said," Young mistress, I'll ask your father for your hand in marriage." "No need," said the young girl,"I won't marry you... nor anyone... I'm saving myself for a warrior in shining armor, upon a loyal steed, and covered in fur." "Young mistress, you're a noble, you couldn't possibly date a hunter," said the hero with strong objection in his voice. "hunter?" The girl asked confused," I'm in love with saddles."
...
In a small cubicle, covered in paper, stood a large male and a young teen of small build.
"REJECTED. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY ADD IN OBJECTS JUST BECAUSE YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS," Yelled the larger man.
"GET A HOBBY, EXPLORE FICTION OR EVEN JUST WALK THROUGH THE WOODS.
AHHHH WHY DID YOU GET A CREATIVE BURNOUT JUST A YEAR AFTER JOINING US.
Ahhhh, I'm calm... can you just say something," Said the man in ever changing tone.
The young teen went from a black look to a lively look, and asked "So, can I keep the saddle?"
"ADSDSDAFIKSJFLJ NO, WHAT DO YOU NOT UND--,"The man spoke as he rose into anger, slamming his computer monitor which abruptly cut off his statement,"NO NO NO I HAVE THIS WEEKS ASSIGNMENTS ALL DOWNLOADED HERE." He fidgeted with the computer for a few minutes before the computer booted up to an advertisement,"Flames of the silver inferno... dawn of the green sun... creation of the diamond river... join the world of Factually inaccurate fantasy where the world is composed with different laws and foundations than our own."
The large man seem to have a light bulb above his head as he kidnapped the young teen.
(Half a hour later)
Crossing a street light was a pair of men, one hanging over the shoulder of the other.
..."Do I have to be here?" Asked the boy on lying on the shoulder of the larger man.
"If you want to keep your job, yes," Responded the larger man.
"I don't anymore, I resi--,"the boy tried to say except the larger man interrupted,"Haha I meant if you want to keep your life."
The boy sulked as they approached the store clerk.
"Your total comes to $1,299,"said the young clerk.
"Yes put it on this card," said the large man.
The young boy looked in a daze before yelling," DUDE THAT'S MY CARD, DON'T USE IT."
Then the young boy was struggling to reach for the card when the man pulled him back.
"This is what happens when you don't make the deadline 5 times in a row. We shouldn't even be paying you," said the large man.
The boy cried and drowned himself in tears as the large man called for a taxi.
...
The cab driver obviously called the police and it took until late into the afternoon for everything to be cleared up.
"YOU BETTER PLAY THAT GAME, I LITERALLY STOOD IN THAT STUPID ROOM FOR THREE HOURS," yelled the large man as he took the taxi away.
The boy mumbled,"I have to be there too and I lost 1,300 dollars ;( ."
He then turned to the bag, and his eyes shone with a bright light.
"Haha, I can definitely use the entertainment.
I need to pay Kim for rigging Manager's computer for me... but she caused me 1,300 dollars ;( ," he mumbled before standing up,"if he dares ask me for money, I'll give her peace of my mind."
Then the door flew open,"I heard you say something?" Asked the uninvited guest.
"KIM-," the boy tried to say, but the girl interrupted," Sis."
The boy nodded and asked,"what are you doing here..."
"My money," said Kim with a hand stretched out.
The boy reached into his pockets slowly, but the death stare made him move three times as fast.
The boy handed over his wallet reluctantly.
Seeing as his sister had left, the young boy picked up recently emptied credit card and wallet.
He stuffed them both into a drawer and quickly locked it with a key hidden in the locket around his neck. After recovering from the shock, he picked up the bag and looked into it.
"AHHHH! At least, I still have you..." the young boy said as he caressed the bag.
He opened the bag and withdrew a collar attaching it to his nape.
"OPEN FIF," yelled the boy...
"SHADDUP," replied Kim from the other room.
The boy startled accidentally fell on his back and a click was heard,"
*click*
Initializing sleep sequence.
"Welcome to Fif,
Character creation has been initialized.
Please specify
your class, race, and general physical conditions."
"Random, random, random, random, random, random," said Wendell.
"...complete rng system has been activated.
Secret class unlocked:
"Scribe."
You now write down recipes for resale or quest fulfilling, or information that may be used in order to create new quests.
Race:
Elf
Name:
Wendell
Height:
Short
Age:
Less than 100 years old
Special combination:
Fae (farie)
...
Special restriction, due to the nature of complete rng
random effects will be added to characer
Ornithophobia (Fear of birds.)
Gerontophobia (Fear of elderly people.)
Pediophobia (Fear of dolls.)
Starting location:
Random rock number 1,069,799,107 /7,611,710,998,101,114
Welcome to FIF Wendell
Enjoy your stay."