*Assimilating chosen device unto host*
*Device's primary functions that can be assimilated by the host*
- Scan - Manage tower/dungeon, monsters – Map, In-Depth Monster compendium -
Scan: Can see the status of a person/monster being scanned. Can see the stats anyone/anything five levels higher than user if more than that, will be only able to see the name. HUD can now be activated if host want it to be.
Manage tower/dungeon, monsters: Can now manage the tower/dungeon via thought, can now apply more complex designs for the interior and exterior of the dungeon. Monster can now take more complex command from host.
Map: Show map of places the host has been to, can now track people/monsters, can differentiate between allies and enemies, will warn host if he's being directed with malicious intent. Will show person/monster who emits killing intent toward hosts.
Monster Compendium: More information regarding monster/creatures that host have scanned.
After I assimilated the tablet it slowly disintegrate into the air. 'Okay that was nice updates for my well-being since I don't have to bring tablet along with all the time even though I have storage ring to send it to, with that I don't have to worry in case I forget where I stashed the tablet'.
With all of that said and done I reviewed my tower specifications and such these are them:
My tower is 45.72 meter tall and its 200 meter wide I don't know the formula for circumference so go figure it out yourselves. Each floor is 15 feet each, the 1st and 2nd floor is a maze laid out with several types of traps, pitfall traps with spears and sword at the bottom, spear walls that are activated by weight sensitive mechanisms, walls shoot poisoned arrows and after that is the 3rd floor that have lush forest in the making which have quicksands, poisoned ponds and of course the giant stag beetles.
4th floor is a pretty forward place since the place only have 3 paths to advance to, the 1st route is filled with pitfall traps that descends to the 1st floor of the tower, 2nd route is a straight path towards the next floor but the problem are one-way walls that send to either the 1st route or 3rd route and aside from the one way walls there's also walls that will try to crush you into meat paste again that's activated by a weight sensitive mechanisms, 3rd route consist of flame spitter statues and walls that fire out poison arrows.
5th floor is another maze that contains all the aforementioned traps in the 4th floor and I added several new trap variation as well such as, land mines, mines that paralyzes the unfortunate person who stepped on it and the most devious trap that will hoist any person up in the air and not far from those traps are crossbows filled confusion type arrows.
6th floor is cave-esque floor that have mushrooms, several type of grass and flowers for the ants to forage for food. This floor I rigged it to have walls that will shoot paralyzing arrows, poison filled corridors that the ant can't wander to hence will limit their living space but it will make them more likely to travel in groups and have more fighting power in return for the said less living space.
7th floor is laden out with electrical and water type of traps. The most challenging trap will be a net that has great electrical conductivity and it also have a chance to induce a paralyzing effect to those who are captured within the net.
8th floor is rigged out with explosive mines, A LOT OF THEM.
9th floor is the hideout of the goblins, I made the center of the floor an urban environment so the goblins could easily develop inside. The outer perimeter have ponds and lush greenery and wild rabbits that will roam around which cost me 100 credits per month to transfer from our section, in turn they will deliver around 900~1000 rabbits a month after that they may multiply by themselves I didn't laid out traps in the outer perimeter for that reason. In the urban environment I rigged some buildings to collapse if any person aside from the goblins and rabbits wander inside, pitfalls that is filled with acids and crossbows that is filled with different kind of ailments such as, poison, confusion, paralyze and berserk, the berserk is kind of double edge weapon since those who are inflicted by these kind of ailment doesn't differentiate between friend or foe, they just attack everything on sight.
The 10th floor is designed to mimic the great colosseum of Rome. I designed it that way since it will be the final battle within the tower for me or those who invaded my tower. The colosseum is at the exact center of the floor. No traps or anything.
Every floor within the tower is laced with cameras that can be controlled by me and it will show with my glasses, all of the traps can be activated manually by me if needed.
The tower have it's night and day cycle, its base on planet's Mitsu's cycle itself which is 24 hours.
The outer appearance of the tower *Cough Cough* looks like an erect phallus with the vein and everything. It's an homage to my last name which is "Boner", I asked my father why he gave me this last name and he told me blew my mind. Apparently after I came out from my mother's *Cough Cough*, the nurses immediately notice that I have a Boner right after I was born and hence my father gave me that idiotic last name.
With everything else seems to be set in stone all I need is to wait for my tower to be complete.
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*Phone Ring*
"Yes department head he is adapting quickly, regarding his tower design, it's not the best looking tower and arguably could be the worst one there is but will still do the job. Yup I'm sending the design over right now and you could check it out yourself but be warned it most likely pays homage to his last name." I then send over the design documents to Department Head using my phone, yup multi-tasking rocks.
"I know right! Vulgar yes, it will most likely catch attention, oh yes he *Cough Cough* 'chose' a pretty good place to 'erect' his tower, AHAHAHAHA. The place is not that desolate and its pretty much behind the current frontlines of the Bestille Empire, they have pretty much conquered this place and enslaved the Canine people near there, yes they should send out a scouting party once the tower is discovered. Uh-huh they've already conquered 1/3 of the midland continent, the other beast race still garrisoned up in the northern part of the continent, the Bestille Empire would likely drag out the war once they knew that almost every beast race is up in the continent and clean them all in one fell stroke. I've also given him brief introduction with our section chief but most of our people was out in the field or managing other worlds so Edgar didn't introduce him officially to the section yet. Yes I'm finishing up my written report about him and will send it tomorrow afternoon. Yes boss thank you for your hard work too."
After she ended the call I heave a sigh of relief. Another paper work to be process regarding that moron's attitude toward his new job, my evaluation of him and sorts. If it wasn't needed I'd probably sleep for the whole day and slack off managing worlds, dungeons and towers. Well for now he has a couple of days to learn from the rules and restriction in the tablet and have enough time to test out his new physique as well. Enough thinking of that moron might as well do the reports now so I could check my job as well.
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A couple of days later I received a notification from the construction golem that my tower is complete and all I need to do now is to install monster spawners and baptize the tower with a drop of my blood to have it in synch with me.
*Incoming call -Sylvie-*
Would you look at that it seems that she also received a notification about the completion of my tower and called me immediately. "Hey! I just received an update from your golems that the tower is completed we should go there right now and check if everything's all right, since this is your first tower and all."
"Uhh yes I just received the notification regarding the tower right before you call and by the way how and why did you received an update first regarding MY tower?"
"Of course this is your first tower and I need to make sure that everything goes the way it should be lest I will make a report about it and with that I also adjusted your golems to send me notifications too, don't worry, in the future I won't do it since its troublesome after all you're a grown man and I don't have to baby sit you all the time. Just hurry up and meet me at the base of your tower in planet Mitsu!"
Hmmm makes sense since when I was at my previous work it's a hassle to make paper works regarding certain scenario that should have work perfectly and the worst part of it is unpaid overtime! Okay need to calm myself down regarding unpaid overtime, since she said it's just this time I guess there's no harm done. I need to go planet Mitsu or she will be angry at me and call me moron for the nth time.
After I teleported in the front of my tower, I immediately saw Sylvie but she has a look of disgust on her pale face. After checking her expressions I saw my very own tower… It looks like an erect dong and the overgrown veins the crawled downwards from the 3rd floor is looking fantastic then I look down at the first floor and from there I saw it.
My greatest mistake.
I forgot to add the balls to the damn tower!
Little did John know that in generations to come his tower, 'Mahaba Ratbu' will be a pilgrimage site for those couple who want to have a child and men who wants their dong be better, stronger and harder.